Shower sex gone wrong?

[loves2learn]

Holy buckets, where do I start? So we had amazing shower sex tonight, I bent over downward dog. But the amount of water that went up my nose is absurd. Like, I have not had this much water up my nose since I dove off the 15 ft platform at German camp. My sinuses are still burning. 😳 While it was very good shower sex, it has been overpowered by the outrageous amount of water that went up my nose. Anyone else? 😬

[PeacefulRainDrop]

The water up the nose has happened to me too... we decided to try sitting in the tub; he sat down facing me legs spread.. so I went to put my foot over his thigh my other that was standing in the tub slipped and got him in the crotch... I felt sooo horrible... he's the last person id kick there... it was an accident he was so good to me and were still together today

[loves2learn]

Awwwwww! Poor guy. I accidentally sucked my man’s balls too hard. He said it felt like a kick to the nuts.

[PeacefulRainDrop]

Aww yikes

[crazyish]

When I saw the title, I started giggling and thought this is going to be some funny shit for sure🤣 you did not dissapoint!! Did you continue after the water going up there, I know that burns like a mother lol you're a trooper! I don't have any sex shower fails though, unfortunately lol.

[loves2learn]

It was one of those hits you later type situations the sex was really good. 🤣

[crazyish]

You're mind was definitely focused elsewhere, totally understandable 🤣

[MrOracle]

You can't bend over that far when you're in the shower, for reasons that, hopefully, you've learned your lesson about. Keep your upper body at 90 degrees or less. You don't want to drown yourself, ffs... LOL.

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Girl... I nearly burst out laughing in the middle of this meeting...

Put your head towards the faucet and then drape a small towel over your neck so it can pool there and then drip off the ends around you instead of spraying you directly in the face. You are doing all the work, let him eat a face full of water for a bit lmao

[loves2learn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 The situations I get myself into!

[Ez-Bri-Z]

Lol they are getting you bent all out of shape 🤣

[NamerOfStars]

I guess the lesson here is that needing a snorkel to have sex isn't always a matter of kinkiness.

[loves2learn]

Indeed!

[JuliaStyles]

Try wearing a swim mask to keep water out of your nose - and maybe some flippers too for some kinky sex.

[loves2learn]

Lmao. Thank you.

[Bricealan]

I already offered he my scuba gear !!!

[weysally]

that is why I only do what I call give him a knee trembler

[loves2learn]

A bj?

[weysally]

no, me wrapped around him for sex

[loves2learn]

Nice. Hubs has hip issues. 😕

[OlderAndWiser]

Do you have any nasal saline spray? Flush your sinuses with that and you may start feeling some relief sooner.

Try to find another position that doesn't involve being bent down so far!

[ChrisMaster69]

Had plenty issues in shower slipping and cutting head open, etc.

however best one was in the bath, me and my then girlfriend were teens at gopher house and decided to have a baby oil session.

we literally coated each other in it and slid around.. etc.

however we decided to go in the bath and have sex

shit we flooded her parents houses as we both just slid a huge amount with each other and shoved half the bath water on the floor.

[loves2learn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Red_Arrow]

I have not tried it in that position. Shower sex can be great, but I imagine that could ruin it. That said, you put the image in my mind of you bent down with your butt and pussy in the air, and that is an image that stays there! A very good image, though. lol

[loves2learn]

It is what it is. Hubs fucked me goof while I got accosted by the water. 🤣

[loves2learn]

*good 😒

[Red_Arrow]

lol. If I was in the shower with a partner, that position would arouse me immediately and I would do the same. Hope your nose recovers quickly.

[tatianamay]

damn, im sorry. Hope you get better soon :)

[InventorofWarp]

I'm a virgin but this all good notes for when the time comes since slow, sensual shower sex sounds absurdly romantic and sensual and is on my sex bucket list.

Honestly I'm more interested in the German camp.

[Jammaa]

That's annoying af but you gotta tell me how the sex was still so great. There's probably some kinda tactic that can be used to solve the water issue for next time

[loves2learn]

I mean it felt amazing him pounding me from behind. But the water in my nose! 😬

[BlacklightShade]

Isn't this how waterboarding works, but without the sex?

[EmmaMary]

@loves2learn I'm becoming increasingly concerned over your train of thought and your wellbeing. ❤

[loves2learn]

For realz? Lol. I just like to talk about sex. I am who I am. 🤣

[EmmaMary]

Good heavens No, I'm just concerned about your "water up your nose" situation! lol

[loves2learn]

Awwww, thank you my dear. My nose finally feels better today. Whew. Who knew sex could be so dangerous?

[EmmaMary]

@loves2learn 1 ❤ xxx ❤

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

Oh goodness 🤣, nah it’s gone wrong before like losing balance but not like that

[Sevenpointfive]

get nose plugs or tuck it behind an arm?

[loves2learn]

We have nose plugs too. Next time I will come to the shower prepared!

[Sevenpointfive]

:D yes, keep em close

[Tiptoetamm]

Yes a few times I turn away from the water now on lol

[Bricealan]

Jesus, LOVES, wear nose plugs next time? !!!

[Bricealan]

Did you hang the towel on his penis?

[loves2learn]

I did not. Lol.

[Miah02]

Lmao.
Okay that's funny😂

[Nehaagarwal]

Nah not really bc I don’t tend to have that much shower sex

[Ronald_25]

Never happened to me or the girl, general rule of thumb from wwho has had lots of shower sex, the water should be on low and hitting my abs to create the splashing sounds.