Sometimes I use a cucumber as a dildo then when I'm finished make a salad out of it. What do you think of that?

I do this because I don't want to waste a perfectly good cucumber by throwing it in the bin :)
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  • I'll take the salad

  • Just wash it first

  • sounds like an amazing salad, mind if i try?

  • I think it's hot. :).

  • I think its great! Its recycling also.

  • i want to be your cucumber..:) make me salad..:)

  • I think... that I don't give a fuck.

  • Try not to puke.. Puke a lot

  • I think... I'm happy I'm not in your family.

  • If my girl did that I'd definitely eat it with her. I'm a fucking pig :( Haha

  • smh

    Just...

    smh

    • Sounds like the butt of a "yo mama so poor" joke.

  • Mmmm, Sounds Like Fun!
    I Don't Like Cucumbers, But The Thought Of Eating Something That Has Been Inside Your Pussy Is A Turn On!

  • Well, there are starving kids in Africa, but, if that's how you choose to use your food...

  • efficiency , good management of resources

  • Cool story bro!

  • I think you need to buy a dildo...

  • I wish I had a girl that does that, its hot

  • i would suck that cucumber ;-)

  • you little troll. not bad...

    • Umm you don't believe me? Lol I guess one way of knowing I'm too kinky is that people don't believe me? Haha this is funny.

    • do you put a condom on the cucumber at least?

    • @asker - i believe you completely... Can i follow you?

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