#Storytime Share a time when you were clumsy during sex or masturbation?
DizzyDesiiEditor
So i totally get falling for eachother... but have you ever like totally FALLEN for eachother. It can be mishaps, sex injuries, etc. I mentioned earlier that I tend to fall off of things during sex whether it be the couch, the bed etc. Who knows maybe the dck was too much to handle so i was running from it 😂 or maybe i flipped us over one too many times cause it was my turn to be on top. Or maybe i was riding and rode him off the bed into a ditch 😄 Either way, when one ofus slides off the bed/couch, we still make sure the dck doesn't slide out. We keep on goin! Lol one time, my exes grandma told us to stay out of his room, so she locked his bedroom door. He had us sneak around the house and crawl through the bedroom window. The idiot sent me in first. I had never been to this house before so of course i didn't know where i was going. I bent over the windowseal tryna be all sexy while lookin back at him. I then threw one leg over and rode the window a bit. I went to climb on in and didn't realize the window was up high 🙈 i bust my ass yoooo 💀 and his stupidass was laughin. He shouldn't have even gotten any that day but we had awesome mirror sex. It was amazeballs 🙌 #FeelFreeToList #ClumsyCums #CumToMe #SitOnThis #ItsGoinDown #GivesNoFcks
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3 mo
Guess i can add this too the list. I wasn't the clumsy one for once. He was already lifting more than the 50 pound max the doc advised after his plane crash. Then he hurt his leg in the car accident but that did not affect his thrust lol. But then he bust his ass on the hotel floor at one point while we were doing it. Then he fell on the way out the hot tub and again on the pier. So his balls are not the only thing sore rn 🤣 Physio is gonna get tired of him
It was one of the first times my wife and I had sex, and I forgot to put my breaks on my chair, while she was sitting on me, when she was in mid hump, the chair moved a bit catching her off balance.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Lmaooo
Boredguy400Xper 2
+1 y
There's definitely a few. We fell off the bed twice completely together, it was funny. Another time we were in the shower and she was on all fours while I banged her from behind. Her head kept lightly hitting the end of the tub with every thrust. She was laughing like crazy because she thought I was doing it on purpose to get back at her. There's the time we thought I lost my wedding ring up in her, we went to the doctor and there was nothing. I lost a condom up in her also and had to retrieve it. The worst was when I hurt my dick by lifting her up against the wall during sex (I don't even want to think about it). 😅
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Omg I don't know where to start. Thisis all too funny! I actually know someone who lost a condom and it came out on the babys head like a cap when they gave birth
Boredguy400
+1 y
Oh no!! 😂
DizzyDesii
+1 y
Yes lmao
exitsevenMaster
+1 y
One time when we had our old bed we were pretty vigorous and the headboard was banging against the wall and suddenly the headboard collapsed and we ended up on the floor. The bed was at a 30 degree angle but we never missed a beat.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Lmao i made an ex break his bed during phone sex 😂 he was jerkin while bouncin on it. I don't know why 🤣
exitseven
+1 y
Must have been some phone sex.
jgirl99Explorer
+1 y
My boyfriend and i bumped heads one time switching positions, we chuckled then resumed business lol same thing for bumping teeth sometime if were really into it while kissing, not often but sometimes lol
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Omg omg omg i ain't bumped teeth since my first boyfriend at 16! I used to love iiiit
DizzyDesii
+1 y
My second boyfriend and i bumped heads during our first kiss lmao
magiusX26Guru
+1 y
in the shower. tried eating her but she left the water running down her front, i nearly drowned
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Omg my ex nearly drowned just from my juices along lmao
goodlongmanExplorer
+1 y
This lady picked me at the bar to have sex all night at that time i had a waterbed. She would stand up and drop on me but the one time her head hit my mouth and almost broke my tooth
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Oooo fck! Was y'all tryna be WWE wrestlers lmao
genericname85Master
+1 y
sometimes when having sex with a condom on, i litterally can not tell if i'm in xD and from a lot of positions perspective, it's hard to even see to confirm. feels like trying to find the light switch in a hotel room in pitch black darkness. except you can't even feel the switch xD
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
😂😂😂
whitehideYoda
+1 y
I think it was my second time having sex in a car, I was a bit drunk and the car was tiny. We went to the backseat, since we figured it'd be more comfortable there. We undressed and did all the foreplay stuff, then she bent over. I had just put my dck in when I lost my balance for some reason, and I started flailing my arms around trying to grab something to hold on to, but I pushed down on the trunk cover thingy and broke that, then I started falling the other way and I kinda stepped on my foot wrong which is when I sprained my ankle. I screamed out every curse word I knew, and she asked me if I came already. Sadly, it had to stop there that night.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Im trying my hardest not to laugh. Sound hella painful
arun934Explorer
+1 y
I turned flash light to see the universe as she's not opening her legs wide.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Wait what
arun934
+1 y
Yeah. We are in dark. I can't able to place my dick exactly in my whole.
arun934
+1 y
Yeah. We are in dark. I can't able to place my dick exactly in her vegina
Aakash_HangargiGuru
+1 y
Yeah i was so clumsy during sex that I forgot to have sex😂
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Lmao!
ThatGuy133Yoda
+1 y
I was jerking it back when I was in HS and I had been too close to the edge of the bed. I heard my mom open the door to the garage and realized I didn’t close the door to my room. I tried to leap out of bed hog in hand and I fell face first on the floor 🤦♂️
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Omg i did that before!! 🤣🤣
ThatGuy133
+1 y
Lesson learned, at least crack the door so you can hear if someone was coming
PrettysammieYoda
+1 y
Too many times. I’m not very graceful.
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justcurious2019Explorer
+1 y
i was jerking off one time of that pic of you in the American flag panties on gag i came so hard i flip over my desk chair
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
🤣🤣🤣
justcurious2019
+1 y
@DizzyDesii can u blame me that's a hot pic
Mark987Yoda
6 mo
I actually had sex first before I masturbated. It was over in a min sex wise. But I learned masturbation right after lol
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DizzyDesii
6 mo
Yea fingering/sex with my first boyfriend happened at 15 but i didn't try to masturbate myself until i was 20 lmao. And now i dont masturbate at all
Mark987
6 mo
Really.
lucas262Yoda
+1 y
Ok... so 1st time i jacked off i thot i broke it.
Another time i had a mini DVD player on top of me as I passed out in , post nut coitise, screen was paused on Mrs incredibles ass so I'm out cold and my sister walks in.
Takes a pieces of plastic out of my mouth cause I was chewing on it I don't know
She told me her only thought was.. at least he's straight,,
Probably 1 of THE most embarrassing things to ever happen to me.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
At least he's straight 🤣
Marco10Xper 7
+1 y
She was giving me a BJ in the car and I sneezed so hard her head smacked the steering wheel and she bit my dick as a reflex and I shouted and slapped her butt. All shit broke loose in one second.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Lmao i almost spit my water out 🤣😂
TunasubYoda
+1 y
I've almost dropped someone but made it to the bed.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Lmaooo i can imagine that
Tunasub
+1 y
Walking briskly while nekkid holding someone that isn't trying to help herself stay upright... yeah it was a little comical
DizzyDesii
+1 y
Lol read my story above! I ain't no better 🤣
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Tunasub
+1 y
Rode the window... lmao... he should have gone first... lol that was funny. Where was the mirror?
DizzyDesii
+1 y
The mirror was connected to the dresser. So we could see eachother in it while on the bed
Tunasub
+1 y
Nice...
Stan_Control_Yoda
+1 y
Not so long ago, this guy was fuckin' me and he was attempting to change positions but said nothing in the process. So it was just 30 seconds of awkward movements.
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Caliguy88Yoda
+1 y
During sex... probably falling off the bed with a bad knee placement. Or trying new stuff you’re not sure how to do... lol. Solo... I don't know... like solo with someone... where it shoots sometimes... I don’t get embarrassed really though. It’s more comical to me.
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ChiPaPaGuru
+1 y
I once hit the back of my head against the wall all by myself.
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16 47It was one of the first times my wife and I had sex, and I forgot to put my breaks on my chair, while she was sitting on me, when she was in mid hump, the chair moved a bit catching her off balance.
Lmaooo
There's definitely a few.
We fell off the bed twice completely together, it was funny.
Another time we were in the shower and she was on all fours while I banged her from behind.
Her head kept lightly hitting the end of the tub with every thrust.
She was laughing like crazy because she thought I was doing it on purpose to get back at her.
There's the time we thought I lost my wedding ring up in her, we went to the doctor and there was nothing.
I lost a condom up in her also and had to retrieve it.
The worst was when I hurt my dick by lifting her up against the wall during sex
(I don't even want to think about it). 😅
Omg I don't know where to start. Thisis all too funny! I actually know someone who lost a condom and it came out on the babys head like a cap when they gave birth
Oh no!! 😂
Yes lmao
One time when we had our old bed we were pretty vigorous and the headboard was banging against the wall and suddenly the headboard collapsed and we ended up on the floor. The bed was at a 30 degree angle but we never missed a beat.
Lmao i made an ex break his bed during phone sex 😂 he was jerkin while bouncin on it. I don't know why 🤣
Must have been some phone sex.
My boyfriend and i bumped heads one time switching positions, we chuckled then resumed business lol same thing for bumping teeth sometime if were really into it while kissing, not often but sometimes lol
Omg omg omg i ain't bumped teeth since my first boyfriend at 16! I used to love iiiit
My second boyfriend and i bumped heads during our first kiss lmao
in the shower. tried eating her but she left the water running down her front, i nearly drowned
Omg my ex nearly drowned just from my juices along lmao
This lady picked me at the bar to have sex all night at that time i had a waterbed. She would stand up and drop on me but the one time her head hit my mouth and almost broke my tooth
Oooo fck! Was y'all tryna be WWE wrestlers lmao
sometimes when having sex with a condom on, i litterally can not tell if i'm in xD and from a lot of positions perspective, it's hard to even see to confirm. feels like trying to find the light switch in a hotel room in pitch black darkness. except you can't even feel the switch xD
😂😂😂
I think it was my second time having sex in a car, I was a bit drunk and the car was tiny. We went to the backseat, since we figured it'd be more comfortable there. We undressed and did all the foreplay stuff, then she bent over. I had just put my dck in when I lost my balance for some reason, and I started flailing my arms around trying to grab something to hold on to, but I pushed down on the trunk cover thingy and broke that, then I started falling the other way and I kinda stepped on my foot wrong which is when I sprained my ankle. I screamed out every curse word I knew, and she asked me if I came already. Sadly, it had to stop there that night.
Im trying my hardest not to laugh. Sound hella painful
I turned flash light to see the universe as she's not opening her legs wide.
Wait what
Yeah. We are in dark. I can't able to place my dick exactly in my whole.
Yeah. We are in dark. I can't able to place my dick exactly in her vegina
Yeah i was so clumsy during sex that I forgot to have sex😂
Lmao!
I was jerking it back when I was in HS and I had been too close to the edge of the bed. I heard my mom open the door to the garage and realized I didn’t close the door to my room. I tried to leap out of bed hog in hand and I fell face first on the floor 🤦♂️
Omg i did that before!! 🤣🤣
Lesson learned, at least crack the door so you can hear if someone was coming
Too many times. I’m not very graceful.
i was jerking off one time of that pic of you in the American flag panties on gag i came so hard i flip over my desk chair
🤣🤣🤣
@DizzyDesii can u blame me that's a hot pic
I actually had sex first before I masturbated. It was over in a min sex wise. But I learned masturbation right after lol
Yea fingering/sex with my first boyfriend happened at 15 but i didn't try to masturbate myself until i was 20 lmao. And now i dont masturbate at all
Really.
Ok... so 1st time i jacked off i thot i broke it.
Another time i had a mini DVD player on top of me as I passed out in , post nut coitise, screen was paused on Mrs incredibles ass so I'm out cold and my sister walks in.
Takes a pieces of plastic out of my mouth cause I was chewing on it I don't know
She told me her only thought was.. at least he's straight,,
Probably 1 of THE most embarrassing things to ever happen to me.
At least he's straight 🤣
She was giving me a BJ in the car and I sneezed so hard her head smacked the steering wheel and she bit my dick as a reflex and I shouted and slapped her butt. All shit broke loose in one second.
Lmao i almost spit my water out 🤣😂
I've almost dropped someone but made it to the bed.
Lmaooo i can imagine that
Walking briskly while nekkid holding someone that isn't trying to help herself stay upright... yeah it was a little comical
Lol read my story above! I ain't no better 🤣
Rode the window... lmao... he should have gone first... lol that was funny. Where was the mirror?
The mirror was connected to the dresser. So we could see eachother in it while on the bed
Nice...
Not so long ago, this guy was fuckin' me and he was attempting to change positions but said nothing in the process. So it was just 30 seconds of awkward movements.
During sex... probably falling off the bed with a bad knee placement. Or trying new stuff you’re not sure how to do... lol. Solo... I don't know... like solo with someone... where it shoots sometimes... I don’t get embarrassed really though. It’s more comical to me.
I once hit the back of my head against the wall all by myself.