#Storytime Share a time when you were clumsy during sex or masturbation?
DizzyDesiiEditor
So i totally get falling for eachother... but have you ever like totally FALLEN for eachother. It can be mishaps, sex injuries, etc. I mentioned earlier that I tend to fall off of things during sex whether it be the couch, the bed etc. Who knows maybe the dck was too much to handle so i was running from it 😂 or maybe i flipped us over one too many times cause it was my turn to be on top. Or maybe i was riding and rode him off the bed into a ditch 😄 Either way, when one ofus slides off the bed/couch, we still make sure the dck doesn't slide out. We keep on goin! Lol one time, my exes grandma told us to stay out of his room, so she locked his bedroom door. He had us sneak around the house and crawl through the bedroom window. The idiot sent me in first. I had never been to this house before so of course i didn't know where i was going. I bent over the windowseal tryna be all sexy while lookin back at him. I then threw one leg over and rode the window a bit. I went to climb on in and didn't realize the window was up high 🙈 i bust my ass yoooo 💀 and his stupidass was laughin. He shouldn't have even gotten any that day but we had awesome mirror sex. It was amazeballs 🙌 #FeelFreeToList #ClumsyCums #CumToMe #SitOnThis #ItsGoinDown #GivesNoFcks
Updates:
3 mo
Guess i can add this too the list. I wasn't the clumsy one for once. He was already lifting more than the 50 pound max the doc advised after his plane crash. Then he hurt his leg in the car accident but that did not affect his thrust lol. But then he bust his ass on the hotel floor at one point while we were doing it. Then he fell on the way out the hot tub and again on the pier. So his balls are not the only thing sore rn 🤣 Physio is gonna get tired of him
The only clumsy thing I can think of is not being careful and accidentally letting it get on my arm or hands/fingers.
DizzyDesii
+1 y
😂 one dude shot himself in the face
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GreenGold1992
+1 y
That poor bastard
dvp724Xper 5
+1 y
One time tried shower sex, and we got going and I shifted my footing and we both slipped and hit our head together
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Yea i remember out first kiss we hit foreheads cause my glasses was in the way 🤣
yash_22Xper 3
+1 y
I am a virgin 🥺
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
I find that beautiful
yash_22
+1 y
How is that beautiful?
DizzyDesii
+1 y
Its somethting special you can save for somekne. I like to be the first and only. So save it for someone
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yash_22
+1 y
Okaaaay
simplelikemeXper 7
+1 y
This was probably 20 years ago when I was having sex with my ex-wife doggie style in the shower and I pulled out just a little too far and when I rusted forward it went right up into her ass and she about Claude the walls to the ceiling LMFAO
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Yep that shit sucks 🤣
simplelikeme
+1 y
🤣🤣🤣 that's a little bit of an understatement sweetie LOL
DizzyDesii
+1 y
Ik lmao
askmewhy66Xper 5
+1 y
High school at girlfriend s home fucking in living room we heard car doors. Just as I busted nut all over the sofa. And curtains Her mom and dad home way early. I grabbed what I could. Bolted out tripping on coffee table put under wear on one leg. and ran for back door dressing and climbing 6 foot concrete wall. Hit side walk hard I had her panties on 1 leg pulled up pants. Shit ton of cars honking as I dressed.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Toooo funny 🤣 when my ex’s cousin and i made out, he came all over the sheets of my little sis bed while i was in the bathroom. I came back to fuss at him but he had ran out the door naked getting dressed while running down the street
bananathunderGuru
7 mo
A while back I met a girl online and we met up at her friends house while she was away at work or something. We started to have sex and it got pretty crazy. Next thing you know the bed we were fucking on broke and a corner of it fell to the floor. We started to laugh. We didn't let it break the mood for long. We never really spoke again so I have no idea what story she told her friend about her bed LOL
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DizzyDesii
7 mo
I remember i made this one guy break his bed just from him jerking to me 🤣 he mustve been jumping while thrusting lmao
bananathunder
7 mo
haha I can't even imagine how that happened
DizzyDesii
7 mo
You could hear the springs going crazy as he was jerkin lmao. It had to be like this
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bananathunder
7 mo
that's crazy! I would be afraid to pull something LOL
DizzyDesii
7 mo
He slept on the floor the rest of the night. He couldnt move
MehzmehExplorer
+1 y
I was about 19-20. I was on R and R. I came home to see my baby mama/first love. And we were in the shower together. And I was holding her. And she slipped out of my hands. And fell out of the shower. Our daughter walks in and see both of us naked. That's the most clumsy I, have ever been during sex. Lol
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
R&R? I also fell in the shower tho! Super embarasing. I decided to just stay on my knees and give him head 🤣
Mehzmeh
+1 y
Rest and relaxation. Aka on leave with the army. Lol
DizzyDesii
+1 y
Ohhhh
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Mehzmeh
+1 y
Yup. Lol. I have told you many times I was in the army. Lol. It's all good. Don't mind reminding you. Lol
DizzyDesii
+1 y
No i remembered the army! I just didn't know what r&R menat
Mehzmeh
+1 y
Oh. My bad buddy. Lol
MaspolomasXper 7
+1 y
My first time having sex I didn’t know that you need to get it wet before trying to go balls deep so I tried and bent my dick and boy that hurt lesson learned
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Omg wtf
Maspolomas
+1 y
That’s what I said when it happened
msc545Master
+1 y
Fell out of bed while having sex...:(
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Lol shouldve played ot off like me 🤣 when we fell off, the dick never fell out. Read my story above haha. We ended up like this when i was hanging over the edge and thenother when he slid off
TstrbrainerGuru
+1 y
Sometimes, when I masturbate, the load hits somewhere else, it really did hit my face during the first time I masturbated
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
😂😂😂😂
princeofromanceExplorer
+1 y
I was so horny while masturbating that I leaned back and fell out of my chair. Luckily, I did not seriously hurt.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Omg i can totally see that in an American pie movie
princeofromance
+1 y
I love those movies.
Oric50Xper 4
+1 y
Literally never. My first time she came 3 three times b4 I did once
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Daaamn
Oric50
+1 y
My dad could land women. he modeled manhood for me well
lolcraftXper 5
+1 y
A time? I don't think I can limit it to just one.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Lol tell them all haha
lolcraft
+1 y
Kinda a he tripped, she fell, I said fucked it joined. Then her girlfriend came home.
Benjr134Xper 6
+1 y
My problem is when I was clumsy we were both clumsy. I’d tell the story but it’s a little much for here.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Lol nooo tell us 😍🙌 and read mine above haha
abhi75757Xper 6
+1 y
Nice sex position
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Which one lol
abhi75757
+1 y
Licking pussy on hand stand
Anonymous
+1 y
I would lose my erection a few times
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Anonymous
+1 y
I tried fucking a pillow. ... Bad idea. ... At least the blood washed off.
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Ong bloood! How
Opinion Owner
+1 y
I have no idea. I just noticed it started stinging, turned on a light, and BAM! Red everywhere.
Anonymous
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One guy one time completely put his entire weight on top of me while cumming and it cut my air and I was out 😂. My second time having a vaginal orgasm my body jumped from the sensation and I hit my head on his nose to which caused him to break it and bleed like crazy to which i simply and again passed out. Other guy would press my stomach to keep him up while thrusting inside me so all the pressure caused me to shit right there and then. My sex life could be a movie
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Omgeeeee thats why i hate missionary 🤣 did he think u died?
DizzyDesii
+1 y
Nooo u shitted on em like nicki minaj 😂
Opinion Owner
+1 y
Woke up to him calling 911 and crying, imagine me naked lying like a fucking dead fish sweaty and freezing caused by a low blood pressure 😂 poor guy
Anonymous
+1 y
Got a little too excited during a hj and came everywhere
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DizzyDesii
+1 y
Omg thats sounds explosively hot
Aakash_Hangargi
+1 y
Sperminator😂
Opinion Owner
+1 y
Haha pun intended 😂 Yea it was the most cum I ever shot
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16 47I am a virgin, so I have no clumsy story to tell.
Not even masturbation?
The only clumsy thing I can think of is not being careful and accidentally letting it get on my arm or hands/fingers.
😂 one dude shot himself in the face
That poor bastard
One time tried shower sex, and we got going and I shifted my footing and we both slipped and hit our head together
Yea i remember out first kiss we hit foreheads cause my glasses was in the way 🤣
I am a virgin 🥺
I find that beautiful
How is that beautiful?
Its somethting special you can save for somekne. I like to be the first and only. So save it for someone
Okaaaay
This was probably 20 years ago when I was having sex with my ex-wife doggie style in the shower and I pulled out just a little too far and when I rusted forward it went right up into her ass and she about Claude the walls to the ceiling LMFAO
Yep that shit sucks 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 that's a little bit of an understatement sweetie LOL
Ik lmao
High school at girlfriend s home fucking in living room we heard car doors. Just as I busted nut all over the sofa. And curtains Her mom and dad home way early.
I grabbed what I could. Bolted out tripping on coffee table put under wear on one leg. and ran for back door dressing and climbing 6 foot concrete wall.
Hit side walk hard I had her panties on 1 leg pulled up pants. Shit ton of cars honking as I dressed.
Toooo funny 🤣 when my ex’s cousin and i made out, he came all over the sheets of my little sis bed while i was in the bathroom. I came back to fuss at him but he had ran out the door naked getting dressed while running down the street
A while back I met a girl online and we met up at her friends house while she was away at work or something. We started to have sex and it got pretty crazy. Next thing you know the bed we were fucking on broke and a corner of it fell to the floor. We started to laugh. We didn't let it break the mood for long. We never really spoke again so I have no idea what story she told her friend about her bed LOL
I remember i made this one guy break his bed just from him jerking to me 🤣 he mustve been jumping while thrusting lmao
haha I can't even imagine how that happened
You could hear the springs going crazy as he was jerkin lmao. It had to be like this
that's crazy! I would be afraid to pull something LOL
He slept on the floor the rest of the night. He couldnt move
I was about 19-20. I was on R and R. I came home to see my baby mama/first love. And we were in the shower together. And I was holding her. And she slipped out of my hands. And fell out of the shower. Our daughter walks in and see both of us naked. That's the most clumsy I, have ever been during sex. Lol
R&R? I also fell in the shower tho! Super embarasing. I decided to just stay on my knees and give him head 🤣
Rest and relaxation. Aka on leave with the army. Lol
Ohhhh
Yup. Lol. I have told you many times I was in the army. Lol. It's all good. Don't mind reminding you. Lol
No i remembered the army! I just didn't know what r&R menat
Oh. My bad buddy. Lol
My first time having sex I didn’t know that you need to get it wet before trying to go balls deep so I tried and bent my dick and boy that hurt lesson learned
Omg wtf
That’s what I said when it happened
Fell out of bed while having sex...:(
Lol shouldve played ot off like me 🤣 when we fell off, the dick never fell out. Read my story above haha. We ended up like this when i was hanging over the edge and thenother when he slid off
Sometimes, when I masturbate, the load hits somewhere else, it really did hit my face during the first time I masturbated
😂😂😂😂
I was so horny while masturbating that I leaned back and fell out of my chair. Luckily, I did not seriously hurt.
Omg i can totally see that in an American pie movie
I love those movies.
Literally never. My first time she came 3 three times b4 I did once
Daaamn
My dad could land women. he modeled manhood for me well
A time? I don't think I can limit it to just one.
Lol tell them all haha
Kinda a he tripped, she fell, I said fucked it joined. Then her girlfriend came home.
My problem is when I was clumsy we were both clumsy. I’d tell the story but it’s a little much for here.
Lol nooo tell us 😍🙌 and read mine above haha
Nice sex position
Which one lol
Licking pussy on hand stand
I would lose my erection a few times
I tried fucking a pillow. ... Bad idea. ... At least the blood washed off.
Ong bloood! How
I have no idea. I just noticed it started stinging, turned on a light, and BAM! Red everywhere.
One guy one time completely put his entire weight on top of me while cumming and it cut my air and I was out 😂. My second time having a vaginal orgasm my body jumped from the sensation and I hit my head on his nose to which caused him to break it and bleed like crazy to which i simply and again passed out. Other guy would press my stomach to keep him up while thrusting inside me so all the pressure caused me to shit right there and then. My sex life could be a movie
Omgeeeee thats why i hate missionary 🤣 did he think u died?
Nooo u shitted on em like nicki minaj 😂
Woke up to him calling 911 and crying, imagine me naked lying like a fucking dead fish sweaty and freezing caused by a low blood pressure 😂 poor guy
Got a little too excited during a hj and came everywhere
Omg thats sounds explosively hot
Sperminator😂
Haha pun intended 😂 Yea it was the most cum I ever shot
Love it lmao
Haha ty! Almost as much as you 😘