The 1st "anal birth" happened in history, after a woman's ovaries were transplanted into a man. How quickly will women go extinct?

After a rectal-ovary transplant was performed under the supervision of a doctor named Dr. Peter Krisnawasti at the California Hospital Medical Center's surgery department in Los Angeles, the couple has given natural anal birth to an 8.2-pound healthy baby.

With advances in gene editing techniques, ovaries can soon be grown directly in the male anal canal (no transplant needed) making females completely superfluous.

Since they no longer have utility, how many days, weeks, or months will it be until the female species goes extinct?

Extinct within a year
Vote A
Women will choose to have anal overies as well to remain relevant and useful
Vote B
The future looks like a butt hole
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Information to address FAQ's: Hygiene was a top concern from the outset. It has been addressed systematically. The anal uterus merges with the large colon about 6 inches from the external sphincter. This is done to minimize crossflow while still being able to take advantage of the extreme elasticity of the sphincter (which can actually be trained to stretch wider than the vagina)
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Additional safeguards are maintained via a strict protocol including periodic microbiom sampling (for postpartum recolonization), a floral enhanced liquid diet, and a proprietary sterilizing anal douche introduced just prior to birth. *Part of the large intestine was partitioned off to create an anal uterus and sections of small intestine were used to function as a fallopian tube. *Of note, constipation has been reported less frequently in anal pregnancy than in female vaginal pregnancy.
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Exciting news! Republished topline results from Phase 2 clinical trials demonstrate strong efficacy of the viral insertion method for uterine growth via anal stem cells.
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  • Do you actually believe ovaries are all it takes? Some people are so fucking dumb.

    • Of course not, they have to partition off part of the large intestine to create a uterus among other things as well

    • You can't just create a functioning uterus either. Don't be such an idiot.

    • Not with a screwdriver and a drill. They use gene editing via viral insertion to "trick" anal stem cells into competing the uterine structure.

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  • Without fallopian tubes and a uterus it be be pretty darn difficult to carry a pregnancy

    • I thought that was a given but yes. They partitioned off part of the large intestine to create an anal uterus and used sections of small intestine to function as a fallopian tube. Quite ingenious

    • It's all included!

  • Nope.

    • You won't have children even after you get a butt vagina?

    • You need a uterus to have children

    • That's the whole point of the anal transplanted uterus or the coming genetically triggered anal uterus.

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  • Never happened.

    • Never before, it was the first time. That's why it's so amazing!

    • No, it's a fake story. It has literally never happened, and never will.

    • To call it a fake story would mean it was never told and doesn't exist but that's nonsensical as I just relayed it myself so it is a story by definition. Google "Siswet19" and "anal birth" and you will see preparation videos. Very real!

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  • Unfortunately, this is a kind of encouragement of homosexuality. This is incorrect and useless news. Considering that this type has been adopted, this does not mean mixing the two sexes with one gender and nullifying the concept of male and female. This is because there will be no sexual attraction towards a man except in abnormal cases of homosexuals. This is a question, news and experience. And the idea as a whole is just to spread and promote the damned homosexuality in this world, Stop sinning, repent to God, the time is near

    • Male and female would still be separate it's just that females will become unnecessary with the advent of an anal vagina. Two men are stronger and more productive than one man and one women so why are you so oppressed to it? It may be the destiny of the human race!

    • And STOP eating shrimp, too!

    • @funkymonkee i didn't ask for ur brain

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