After a rectal-ovary transplant was performed under the supervision of a doctor named Dr. Peter Krisnawasti at the California Hospital Medical Center's surgery department in Los Angeles, the couple has given natural anal birth to an 8.2-pound healthy baby.
With advances in gene editing techniques, ovaries can soon be grown directly in the male anal canal (no transplant needed) making females completely superfluous.
Since they no longer have utility, how many days, weeks, or months will it be until the female species goes extinct?
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Information to address FAQ's: Hygiene was a top concern from the outset. It has been addressed systematically. The anal uterus merges with the large colon about 6 inches from the external sphincter. This is done to minimize crossflow while still being able to take advantage of the extreme elasticity of the sphincter (which can actually be trained to stretch wider than the vagina)
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Additional safeguards are maintained via a strict protocol including periodic microbiom sampling (for postpartum recolonization), a floral enhanced liquid diet, and a proprietary sterilizing anal douche introduced just prior to birth. *Part of the large intestine was partitioned off to create an anal uterus and sections of small intestine were used to function as a fallopian tube. *Of note, constipation has been reported less frequently in anal pregnancy than in female vaginal pregnancy.
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Exciting news! Republished topline results from Phase 2 clinical trials demonstrate strong efficacy of the viral insertion method for uterine growth via anal stem cells.
What Girls & Guys Said
7 20Do you actually believe ovaries are all it takes? Some people are so fucking dumb.
Of course not, they have to partition off part of the large intestine to create a uterus among other things as well
You can't just create a functioning uterus either. Don't be such an idiot.
Not with a screwdriver and a drill. They use gene editing via viral insertion to "trick" anal stem cells into competing the uterine structure.
False
It's an entire anal reproductive system, how wonderful for us!
Without fallopian tubes and a uterus it be be pretty darn difficult to carry a pregnancy
I thought that was a given but yes. They partitioned off part of the large intestine to create an anal uterus and used sections of small intestine to function as a fallopian tube. Quite ingenious
It's all included!
Nope.
You won't have children even after you get a butt vagina?
You need a uterus to have children
That's the whole point of the anal transplanted uterus or the coming genetically triggered anal uterus.
I will stick with the old fashioned natural uterus.
What if your woman decides to grow a second natural uterus in her butt?
I don't do anal sex.
Looks like you're headed for a life as an incel then, might want to reconsider...
Well my girlfriend said she wanted 5 kids. So I don't think that will be a problem.
What if she has fertility problems and opts for the anal overies and uterus to allow for pregnancy? You'll say no to kids?
Yes, I don't need shitty kids.
Okay, you'd say yes to her IF she gets an anal ovarian/uterine transplant but you don't want her to stretch out and ruin her vagina by shitting out kids followed by a massive disgusting alien like placenta afterwards? You're in luck, with anal birth the vagina doesn't get wrecked or torn and there's no need for a placenta!
Most husbands would be glad to, are you gay?
Why do you think that I am gay for not wanting to engage in anal sex?
All men want to have sex with a hot women's ass, the desire is universal with one accepting l acception: gay men. The only reason you wouldn't want to have anal sex with your wife is if you're secretly gay and attracted to men. Perhaps you haven't even admitted it to yourself yet?
Or maybe it is because anal sex is gross or because I was raped by my father when I was 3.
Never happened.
Never before, it was the first time. That's why it's so amazing!
No, it's a fake story. It has literally never happened, and never will.
To call it a fake story would mean it was never told and doesn't exist but that's nonsensical as I just relayed it myself so it is a story by definition. Google "Siswet19" and "anal birth" and you will see preparation videos. Very real!
There are true stories and fake stories. This one is the latter. It never happened and it never will, because it's not physiologically possible. The story was satire, but there are people gullible enough to believe it anyway. Crazy.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/gay-couple-anal-birth/
Correction. There are true stories and false stories but no story that has been told can be fake by definition. Therefore, this is not a fake story and you are wrong
by the way, did you do your research and watch the Siswet videos yet? It's proof!
It's a fake story. And no, I'm not going to watch your fake video either.
You do not understand the meaning of the word "story". No story that is told can be fake by definition. It can be a factual story, a fictional story, a mix of the two, it can be true, it can be false, but once told it cannot be fake by definition. This story has been told, ergo it cannot be fake by definition. You lose via deductive logic.
Unfortunately, this is a kind of encouragement of homosexuality. This is incorrect and useless news. Considering that this type has been adopted, this does not mean mixing the two sexes with one gender and nullifying the concept of male and female. This is because there will be no sexual attraction towards a man except in abnormal cases of homosexuals. This is a question, news and experience. And the idea as a whole is just to spread and promote the damned homosexuality in this world, Stop sinning, repent to God, the time is near
Male and female would still be separate it's just that females will become unnecessary with the advent of an anal vagina. Two men are stronger and more productive than one man and one women so why are you so oppressed to it? It may be the destiny of the human race!
And STOP eating shrimp, too!
@funkymonkee i didn't ask for ur brain
I don't care!!
Well, you do not have the right to reply if you are not the target of the comment, and since you do not care either, you must seal your personal affairs, pay attention to your work, and not put your nose in places that are not yours.
Like shit, I don't!! It's an open forum!! That means ANYONE can comment on ANYTHING If you don't wanna hear from it, take it to PM!!
I told you before, I don't need your answer, that's enough to stop replying. Your opinion is not required
And, I told you, I don' care!
so what?
Do you have any naked pictures of yourself?
"the time is near" People literally have been saying that for the past 2000 years yet they never seem to realize or admit that millions of people before them who thought the same were wrong. You're odds of being correct aren't even 1:1,000,000 as no one has ever been correct about this. As such, there is absolutely no reason to think "the time is near" today. Consider that Jesus said, "Truly I tell you, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened." That wasn't remotely true. Depending how you calculate it, there have been between 65-80 generations since Jesus uttered those words. You can bend over backwards creating a complicated interpretation to MAKE the passage somehow relevant but that's dishonest. Jesus was delivering a clear message to uneducated largely illiterate people. He never intended for his followers to do literary gymnastics to understand the meaning of what he said.
You are a person who is not educated enough in the Bible and argues out of ignorance.. Can you tell me to whom Jesus was speaking and telling them and at what time? Of course, you only know words like what they told you, persecutors of the Bible. I advise you to read, understand, and focus well on (the prophecy of Father Paisios the Assothi for the Middle East and the world). This is what Saint Paisius said before his death and before the occurrence of these problems, wars, and epidemics such as Corona, etc.,, Please understand what I say. Read the prophecy and understand it well, then you will know that this time is near The predictions were from the tongue of St. Paisius of Asothi, but with inspiration from God
I hope that God will guide you to stop at your mistakes, for the sake of God's word
Wow, you just completely glossed over all of the points she laid out against your statement. What do you have to say about the thousands of professors prophesies that have been made over the last 2,000 years, all of which have been false? Are you one if of the nut jobs who believes (in the face of incontrovertible empirical and literary evidence) that the Bible is literally true and without error?
yes, absolutely 🙏 but first u should learn and understand it ❤️👍
I learned and understood The Necronomicon 40 years ago and, still, nothing's happened.