If they were anything like women, they'd look at a whale who has one that is.000001% bigger and tell the other one to go f himself. Then after doing that a billion times to other male whales, they will be alone forever with 20 whale kids and wonder where did all the good male whales go?
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Size only matters when it comes to female sexual pleasure.
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Oh my gosh! No, I think they have other things on their mind... LOL... They'd probably have to hold their breath during sex because of positioning? I'd think. LOL...
0 1 0 0Are you calling Mr. Whale fat!!! 🤨
LOL Not at all. I think they would have to lay on their side during sex, therefore their blow holes being underwater, they'd have to hold their breath. LOL
Nope 🤨 still sounds like you’re calling my friends chunky… I believe you’re just jealous is all… 🧐
I just got on gag and I think I've seen enough
0 1 0 0You’ve been educated… 🧐 you’re welcome 😆
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8 7I doubt it considering I'm pretty sure they mate in groups. Fun fact, whale penis was the catalyst for a lot of old sea myths about the kraken and other monsters.
0 1 0 0If I had to preform in public I’d be more self conscious… 😬 Yes I’ve heard it looks like the Loch Ness
@scentoflavender They mate in groups? That's pretty kinky! LOL...
Those damn whales are such size queens. Feel bad for the mating males
0 1 0 0I don’t think they give a shit how long their penises are as long as they can space them in another and make babies.
0 0 0 0That would make them soooooo mature…. Lol
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You forgot to mention the forty gallons (Yes 40 Gallons) of sperm in one ejaculation! lol
0 1 0 0Ahh… YES!
@charliefretz329 Imagine getting a face load of that... Or should that be drown and die!
That’s quite a bit!!! 😂 I bet the lady whales 🐳 complain if it gets in their hair… But since they can breathe underwater I suppose they should be able to breathe under sperm… 🤣
Maybe Jonah would know?
After Jonah was swallowed by the whale, he ran and ran until he was all pooped out. 😏
0 1 0 0Lmao 😂
Lol of course like they compare how well they can murder fish by slinging it around and if you don't hit enough you are mocked by all the other whales
0 1 0 0This I truly believe 😂
@maddiemaymoo - they're baleen whales, means they eat planton or algae. They don't eat fish you uneducated twit.
I didn't say eat them I said kill them by flailing their penis
Don't they have to jump out of the water to copulate? That's performance and compatibility anxiety, right there!
0 1 0 0That is an unknown fact. Lol
You're right! "Blue whale mating has never been documented, Sears said. As with other whales, it's probably a very brief encounter, with the male inserting his penis into the female's vagina for less than a minute." www.livescience.com/...-how-blue-whales-do-it.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSbW4ZCUYzgThey only do it in winter and under water it’s assumed… guess they are shy 🙈
Hahahahahaha
0 1 0 0Lmao 🤣
They also have brains five times larger than a human, so probably not.
0 3 0 0They are supposed to be super intelligent 😝. It has been theorized they surpass man
A Clydesdale is feeling insecure.
0 1 0 0For sure 😜
Just remember they are technically called ‘Dorks’. No really look it up lol
0 0 0 0Internet casts doubt…. However they say the Loch Ness might just be a whale penis…
Wtf and wth
0 1 0 0Sorry 😣 lol
This question is super funny
made my day🤣🤣
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SO YOU'RE CALLING ME A WHALE?
0 0 0 0Respectfully of course Sir…
GAG better feature this question
0 1 0 0I feel like they should
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