Weirdest thing to happen to you during sexy time?

Idc I won’t even post this anon because I don’t want to look like a troll. But my weirdest topped last night : me and my were having it and we had to watch his friends dog that was very antsy yesterday. I am on top and all of the sudden I feel the dogs nose directly in my butt sniffing and almost licking. I have never ejected myself so quickly away from a situation before lol ughhh
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  • my wife still gives me crap about this,

    I was fingering my wife,
    When we were teenagers.
    back in High school

    And i found a tampon string,
    Up her pussy, She was on her period and didn’t tell me.
    me being 17 i got instantly turned off. And it killed the mood.

    i never hear the end of it even now,
    But we laugh about it. Now if i were to find that it wouldn’t stop me,
    but being that young, and stupid, I didn’t know what to do, or how that would work
    🤣🤣

  • Hahaha ,, dog like that smell ,, i guess your ass smell was strong at that moment, so dog couldn't control himself 🤣🤣

  • Mine involved a dog too. My girlfriend at the time was over and I happened to be watching my parents dog. He LOVED to play fetch, so when I took her panties off a threw them across the room, the little prick kept bringing them back! Her and I never laughed harder after about five minutes of playing fetch while trying to get laid.

    • Lmfao!😂😂😂

  • My weirdest was similar. Bending over this chick and she insisted we had to do it in the kitchen, which is where her dog was that wanted in on the action. She wouldn't let us go to another room and wouldn't out the dog in another room. The dog licked my balls and I couldn't get it up anymore after that