What do you think of these lovely tits?

[Wulfila]

Hopefully someone gets it. ;-)

[marceyhunter]

I love birds. I think they're beautiful. I've had my share, but my fucking dogs murdered them.
What do you think about blonde chicks with a nice pussy?

[Wulfila]

Bahaha! She gets it. The pussy is cute, but it's a little too furry for me. ;-)

[marceyhunter]

Not too many sharp tacks in this drawer. LOL I had a cockatiel, named Wally. Wally was hand-fed as a child. That meant that he was tame as can be. He had no fear of humans. (extremely expensive) When I washed dishes, I put Wally upside down in my shirt pocket. If I put him in my pocket right-side up, the little fucker would jump in the dishwater. (hard to blame him for that. looked kind of nice) Wally loved me, and was very protective. I would jokingly ask friends to slap my arm or wrist. Wally came un-glued! He would climb down my shoulder and unleash his furry.

[Wulfila]

Cockatiels are a handful. I don't know if I could handle such spirited birds. Ditto for a love bird. I might as well get a girlfriend if I want to give that much attention and affection! :-) If I had to pick a feathered friend, I'd probably go with a raven or a crow. (Just don't tell anybody.) I couldn't keep it inside, though. Haha.

[marceyhunter]

My boyfriend worked with a guy who said he had talking crow. I called, bullshit on it. It just didn't make sense. Crows are free. Why do free birds talk, when my expensive ones don't? lol We went to his house. His crow was named, Jo Jo. I couldn't believe it. The little fucker wouldn't shut up. I felt robbed! I paid a lot of money to get a talking bird, and this guy grabs a crow.

[Wulfila]

I know, right? Ya pay for something, and someone else gets it for free. Corvids are rambunctious, spirited birds, but I have developed a sour taste for them because of how they damage my corn crops. It's ironic that I am both fascinated by and full of odium towards the same bird.

[marceyhunter]

I had to Google that one.

Those look a lot like what we call a magpie.

My uncle shoots them. (I'm not really sure, why)
But they are noisy and obnoxious. It feels like they're doing it on purpose. :)

[Wulfila]

Corvids (Corvidae) are the whole crow family. So, ravens, crows, magpies, jays, choughs, etc. We don't have ravens where I live, but crows and blue jays do quite a bit of damage to corn. I'm gonna have to start buying a specialized, rhubarb-based seed treatment just to keep the buggers from digging up my seedlings after emergence. It makes them vomit violently, then they stop (no permanent damage, though).

[marceyhunter]

I heard that rhubarb leaves were poisonous, so maybe that's how the make that.
I was at an air show once, and a stealth bomber came out of no where.

It was a really eerie feeling, because there was just no warning. Nothing on the horizon, and no sound. It just appeared over us. It was low enough to cast a shadow.
What does this have to do with birds? I'll tell you.
About a year later, I had a very similar experience. I rode my bicycle to the lake. I forgot my lunch, but luckily they had a snack shop. They actually sold ostrich burgers. I had to have one. It was expensive, but I didn't care.
I sat at a picnic table and got about one bite out of it. Then out of no where, the sky got dark, and a HUGE eagle grabbed my burger and took off! Took it right out of my hand! They are massive up close. After the shock wore off, then I was furious! lol

[Wulfila]

LOL! Grand Theft Burger, eagle edition. Someone certainly leads an interesting life. Stealth bombers and sticky fingers (er, talons) raptors.

[Deathraider]

Absolutely love them. XD

Oh my goodness... I'm the next Nikola Tesla.

[Wulfila]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! You made my day for knowing that. ;-) "I loved that pigeon as a man loves a woman, and she loved me. As long as I had her, there was a purpose to my life."

[eMaNnUeL]

I like these boobies better

[Redstang88]

Dammit you beat me to it

[Wulfila]

My man!

[BlueWalker]

They look a little tufted and slightly mousy. 😉

[Wulfila]

Alas, I have but one thumbs up to give...

[numbpanda]

Huh? I don't get it?

[Wulfila]

The bird's common name in English is Tufted Titmouse. ;-)

[numbpanda]

Owhh

[ghostqueen]

10/10

[Dargil]

They are for the birds, in my opinion.

[Guyofallguys2]

Great rack.

[Naim1234]

Really! You aren't even leaving the birds.

[stormbreaker06]

pokies

[SwoleCook]

Wtf. I was expecting real tits

[Wulfila]

Hey, at least I got somebody. ;-) I'm super bored and haven't been on GAG for a while. lol.

[CubaPirate]

I prefer the fleshy orb tits TBH

[ivanhunterjo]

those are lovely tits XD