I laughed so hard I almost threw up and DID launch a snot rocket! I thought it was a joke, and hope it is.
Then I went to the website and found these:
"The Yellowstone super volcano is due for the largest eruption ever seen in the 8,000 year history of the Earth, and masturbation is definitely the causes, say leading Faithvolcanologists."
"Masturbation, long conclusively proven to be causing Global Warmings, is now known to be hydraulically super-heating the Yellowstone magma and turbo-charging it’s hot-spot plume."
I DO recommend visiting the site for a good initial laugh, Then when you realize they're possibly serious...
Thanks so much for this post!
It doesn't exist. It's known as a papoose board. Healthcare providers use it to restrain children during medical or dental procedures, so they don't squirm around and hurt themselves or others.
It's usually used in conjunction with oral sedatives like chloral hydrate.
It's a household, and is kinda funny, but 100% fake.
It's a hoaks* [not household]
i'm not, nor ever have been a mother and i don't play one on tv. but i was a child and the idea of anyone hurting children with that monstrous and tortuous contraption makes me want to barf! good Lord. and whoever invented it should be executed on the spot. i am sorry but the only way children learn good healthy body issue feelings about sex is first by themselves. and there are enough screwed up people in the world because of crap that was done to them as a child and i say put an end to it!
thank you for MHO and just seeing that thing again makes me want to kill someone!
um this is dumb as hell. i dont think many 5 yr olds will be masturbating anyways, and if they are, they won't even know whats happening and they will be confused as to why they are being punished with this cross. plus, just let kids explore themselves, whats wrong with masturbating?
Most 5 year olds do explore their bodies they don't understand it but they know they like what they are feeling there. It's perfectly Natural and Healthy
no it ain't natural for a 5 year old to be beatn their meat, and masturbation is honestly a fking curse, I'm going nofap, fuck this shit. Maybe for women it's different but for men, masturbation is a serious motivation killer
@Shamalien, you go no fap youbdo what's best for you. Masturbation is a Natural and Healthy part of life but as with Everything that brings Pleasure from Alcohol to Gambling to Shopping to Eating and yes Sex/Masturbation can be Addictive and when it becomes Adcictive each individual beeds to find the Best Course of Action for them. But one who engages in Masturbation including children even youger than 5 years of age it is not a Curse it is Not Wrong it Is Healthy and Natural...
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I think that's horrible and ridiculous.. Masturbation is normal and healthy. That would be more psychologically damaging to a child then them masturbating. So swatting a child on the butt is child abuse, but strapping them down wouldn't be. WTf is this world coming to?
The whole website is satire, I can't believe people believe this is real. Sadly religous people are far crueler than simply preventing something.
Looks more like a "safe" crucifixion.
I'm guessing that's a spoof advert. Why wouldn't you just make him wear boxing gloves to bed like a normal parent.
What the actual fuck
I think it is a torture device and probably criminal, in some places, like California!
Tell me this is just a twisted joke, PLEASE!!
This is some stupid shit
I think it's to extreme and will push kids away from Jesus which is bad
You want to stop your child from masturbating? Really?
Like YOU never masturbated before?
OMG... waaay too messed up if you ask me. And your kid is going to have some serious mental issues if you were to actually buy and use that. Yikes!
It's fake.
Explain
It's not a real product, it's satire.
knowyourmeme.com/memes/anti-masturbation-cross
Always make sure to fact check things first. ;)
"Self-raping" wtf!! That's a little extreme... I hope I'm not the only one that thinks so
No you are not, I've been Raped and I can tell you I DO NOT Rape Myself!!!
Awful. Masturbation is normal and healthy. This kid is going to think there's something wrong with him.
Some guys here should be on one
its ridiculous and would only serve to create some really fucked up kids
Kinky
99% sure this isn't a real product and the add was made as a bad joke
Website is Real, Conceot is Real, don't know if product is real but definitely was not put out as a joke. There are Insane People who think this is Appropriate everyday all day!!!
Those people should never have reproduced. Or like, been allowed in public
I chose this one :
What the Hell is Wrong with People Another form of Child Abuse?
I think people will masturbate when others are dead and gone LOL !!!
That website does exist www.StopMasturbationNow.org
Lol😂
Lol!!! .. I’m wordless I don’t know what to say it’s crazy funny
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