What does it mean if an alien probes you, does it mean they like me?

The pentagon admits there is a good possibility that aliens are sending probes to earth from a mothership lurking in our solar system.

www.militarytimes.com/.../

IF this is true, why are we being probed?
What does it mean if an alien probes you, does it mean they like me?
They're recording life before the upcoming nuclear holocaust
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They're checking how well their covid experiment went
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It's foreplay, a probing always leads to getting fucked
Vote C
They're checking if we're nice enough to meet
Vote D
They're checking what pronouns to use. This might take a while
Vote E
It's Jesus coming back
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Superb Opinion

  • They are confused by the new "trans" phenomenon and trying to find out if men are men and women are women and what's the difference.

    But they like probing you over and over, Poppy. They definitely do it because they like you. 👽🖖🤤

Most Helpful Girl

  • We are just trying to understand how the robots in "The Matrix" where able to harnnes the infinte souce of power called we nelive in human langrage "human stupidity" so we can watch the full 8 movies of Harry Potter without the power going off in the middle
    Thats all, you perves!

Most Helpful Guy

  • It's actually the American government. In your case, we're checking to make sure the British males are eating their estrogen-enrinched products and remaining effeminate, and that the British women continue to birth sissy boys.

    "God" bless America!
    "God" bless America!

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  • I selected "foreplay..." But the reality is they're just bored.

  • Cause the government would rather you believe in aliens than a God, it's the cold truth that a God exists its only logical that in order for something to happen something must cause it ever heard of cause and effect , you can't have an effect without the cause, God did the cause creating the effect, our universe. Clearly the government is hiding something and seeing that all of a sudden there's so much Satan worshipping in public and hatred towards God just shows the reality of it.

    • There's no aliens, it's themselves doing this crap, clearly all this alien crap is a distraction for something bigger, now all of a sudden everyone decided to look up and start spotting UFOs and balloons and portals and shit, it's just too much too fast for it to not be done on purpose, they are now just using all these distractions, 9/11 wasn't terrorism, our own country did it, like someone that lives in a desert can calculate the precise spot on where to hit the buildings to make them collapse without ever even seeing the damn buildings, that would mean they would have to know how the buildings were built and how the architecture of the buildings were put together to know where exactly to hit it to give those results.

    • My personal opinion is that 9/11 were blood sacrifices but It can be for an endless amount of reasons, this is just the one I believe in perosnally

    • I watched Megalodon vs Giant Octopus yesterday and that was the most retarded shit I had ever seen in my life until I read this post. There is no God, the world trade centre buildings were destroyed using explosives and the government doesn't give a shit what you think just so long as you aren't thinking about removing them from power.

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  • It means they tryin to get up in those guts

  • They've been using the Vulcan Mind Meld to see what you have posted on GAG, and they are rolling on the floor of their flying saucer at your sense of humor.

  • Oh totally. They're gentle, big headed lovers

  • They're paid to consider every possibility, no matter how extreme.

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/nFTRwD85AQ4
  • It is not as much fun as you think. The probing occurs under your thumbnails. I don't know why that part of the anatomy is so important to them but all I know is that is is sore as hell for days afterwards.

  • boredom

  • They’re preparing to make contact to deliver this super important announcement to the world of course.

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/0CMoQ6WerNk
  • They like what you have

  • People have a fetish with sticking things in their ass..