What does it mean if an alien probes you, does it mean they like me?

purplepoppy Master

The pentagon admits there is a good possibility that aliens are sending probes to earth from a mothership lurking in our solar system.

www.militarytimes.com/.../

IF this is true, why are we being probed?

What does it mean if an alien probes you, does it mean they like me?

They're recording life before the upcoming nuclear holocaust

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They're checking how well their covid experiment went

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It's foreplay, a probing always leads to getting fucked

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They're checking if we're nice enough to meet

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They're checking what pronouns to use. This might take a while

Vote E

It's Jesus coming back

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Lliam Master
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They are confused by the new "trans" phenomenon and trying to find out if men are men and women are women and what's the difference.

But they like probing you over and over, Poppy. They definitely do it because they like you. 👽🖖🤤
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Anonymous
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We are just trying to understand how the robots in "The Matrix" where able to harnnes the infinte souce of power called we nelive in human langrage "human stupidity" so we can watch the full 8 movies of Harry Potter without the power going off in the middle
Thats all, you perves!
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bean2k21 Guru
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It's actually the American government. In your case, we're checking to make sure the British males are eating their estrogen-enrinched products and remaining effeminate, and that the British women continue to birth sissy boys.
"God" bless America!
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SnowedIn Master
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I selected "foreplay..." But the reality is they're just bored.
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Bricealan Guru
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They've been using the Vulcan Mind Meld to see what you have posted on GAG, and they are rolling on the floor of their flying saucer at your sense of humor.
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Msputiton Yoda
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It means they tryin to get up in those guts
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Agape93 Master
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Oh totally. They're gentle, big headed lovers
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MementoMori777 Xper 6
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Cause the government would rather you believe in aliens than a God, it's the cold truth that a God exists its only logical that in order for something to happen something must cause it ever heard of cause and effect , you can't have an effect without the cause, God did the cause creating the effect, our universe. Clearly the government is hiding something and seeing that all of a sudden there's so much Satan worshipping in public and hatred towards God just shows the reality of it.
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- MementoMori777
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  There's no aliens, it's themselves doing this crap, clearly all this alien crap is a distraction for something bigger, now all of a sudden everyone decided to look up and start spotting UFOs and balloons and portals and shit, it's just too much too fast for it to not be done on purpose, they are now just using all these distractions, 9/11 wasn't terrorism, our own country did it, like someone that lives in a desert can calculate the precise spot on where to hit the buildings to make them collapse without ever even seeing the damn buildings, that would mean they would have to know how the buildings were built and how the architecture of the buildings were put together to know where exactly to hit it to give those results.
- MementoMori777
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  My personal opinion is that 9/11 were blood sacrifices but It can be for an endless amount of reasons, this is just the one I believe in perosnally
- Guffrus
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  I watched Megalodon vs Giant Octopus yesterday and that was the most retarded shit I had ever seen in my life until I read this post. There is no God, the world trade centre buildings were destroyed using explosives and the government doesn't give a shit what you think just so long as you aren't thinking about removing them from power.
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- MementoMori777
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  Yea they want to be god
- MementoMori777
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  They are aware that a God exists tho, they rely on the fact that y'all don't, it's clear they know God exists because they are forcing the opposite
- Guffrus
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  There is absolutely no evidence what so ever to support any of the claims made by theists.
- MementoMori777
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  Just how there's no evidence to prove the opposite, we are all sitting in the same boat just some choose to believe certain things when others don't, I chose to believe in a God, I think you should as well because If salvation exists I want you to be saved as well, I'm not going to sit here and try forcing my beliefs on you and I apologize for the people that have tried to do so trying to scare people with hell, I see it all the time, hell is a scary place but it's not as hard to avoid as certain people make it seem, they try making God look like a dictator, they know God loves them but then start telling people they are going to hell, when the truth about Christianity is that God loves you so he wants you to prevent that but he isn't going to force you to follow him so when you decide to reject him he grants that wish of existing without him and the only place he isn't at is hell which is why we go there when we reject him, it's not cause you do bad stuff cause we all sin and we all will continue to sin and when you repent he forgives, that's why living a life of sin can lead you to hell, what that means is basically never repenting, no remorse, not wanting forgiveness wanting to live in sin, people confuse that by saying all sinners will burn, that's false because we are all sinners and until we die we will continue to be sinners, but when God forgives you, the slate is clean and you start fresh now don't get me wrong we should prevent sinning but it's unevitable, we know it, God knows it, repentance is what separates the sinners that will be saved from the ones that will burn, I'm not here judging you, we are both flesh and blood we both are sinners but I don't believe in coincidences so I feel like your appearance here was for a reason, so I'm sharing this in case God wanted me to do so, just doing my part, either ways I hope you have a good one bro.
- Guffrus
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  It is totally possible to prove that none of the Gods that humans claim to exist are real and that has happened, that is a very different thing to proving that such an entity could not exist which is what cannot be done. You can choose to belief if you want to but that isn't all you are doing, you are making claims that it is real outside of your own mind and that is not supported by evidence. You are also claiming to know the mind of this entity which is totally outside the realm of possibility, you CANNOT know such things which means you are either a liar, you know its nonsense and say it anyway OR you are delusional, you actually believe that you have special access to knowledge which is not available to others. Perhaps you are refering to religious texts, which we know were created by humans, those awful works of fiction describe a disgusting hateful entity and I certainly hope that such a creature is never discovered to exist in the real world.
- MementoMori777
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  The prophecies of the Bible have been proven to have come true, the euphrates drying up is another one, go check the condition of the river, it's dried up
- MementoMori777
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  There's a difference between not having proof and not wanting to see the proof, search the prophecies of the Bible that have already come true and you'll see your proof, if you want to believe that's something else then that's more of denial
- MementoMori777
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  Mostly how all these prophecies have happened with the details described in the Bible
- Guffrus
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  Nonsense. If that were true every mother fucker and their dog would know all about it, it would be insane, it would have been the most sensational story of all time. There would be massive blockbuster films about it, plastic shit for people to buy, stupid fucking hats and Tshirts, posters. None of that shit happened. You are an idiot.
- Guffrus
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  The world isn't 'refusing to believe the truth' it simply demands proof. THE DEFAULT POSTION FOR BELIEF IN ANYTHING IS NON BELIEF. If you tell me that you own a flying pig, I am not going to believe you, if you show me a video of it, I am not going to believe you (because the technology to fake that exists) if however you show me a video of you taking a bunch of blood samples from the pig and mailing them to a range of laboratories and they all do DNA sequencing on the sample and they all publish their findings and its peer reviewed and they all say that you have a flying pig then ok, great, you have a flying pig. I want you to have a flying pig, that would be interesting, I'm not against reality or against unlikely things happening, I just try not to fill my head with lots of lies and bullshit.
- MementoMori777
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  You are comparing animals, physical living things with a being that doesn't follow our physics and logic, after all it's only logical that the creator isn't in their creation but they run their creation from outside the creation long story short you are trying to use the logic in our universe to understand a being outside of the universe, that's is unlogical and you'll never find God's existance
- MementoMori777
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  This way*
- MementoMori777
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  It's a form of blindness because if spirituality exists you'll totally miss it seeking for physical signs
- Guffrus
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  It doesn't make ANY difference what so ever what the fucking subject is. If this entity you are describing is outside of the scope of human detection then by definition you cannot know of its existance, because you would have to know the unknowable. The God you are describing is called 'the God of the gaps'. Theists have been retreating and retreating their positions as our understanding has improved, all of the arguments and claims have been destroyed, you have nothing but you still won't concede the point. What you do is you say 'well God started the big bang', he is the first mover, you think it helps you because it cannot be demonstrated that the universe wasn't started by a supernatural entity but it doesn't help you at all. Let's say for arguments sake as a thought experiment that we could go and observe the big bang and see what started it all off and it turned out to be a supernatural being, that would not help theists at all because that discovery would be completely new information at the time it happened and it would have no relationship what so ever with any of the previously made claims apart from of course that a supernatural being had created the universe, but that is all, literally just those words. None of the other stuff would come along for the ride, none of the other claims would have any substance or credibility. All your books would still be lies and bullshit. Also if you were celebrating in that moment you would be a complete fucking tool for doing so, because you didn't know the outcome, it would essentially have been random chance that it ended up being a supernatural being, you didn't and couldnt have known that was going to happen so if you actually believed that you did somehow know, what that would be a proof of is that you are retarded and simply don't understand what it means to know something.
- MementoMori777
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  It's not far from human detection, you just have to be open to the idea of God reaching out through you through spiritual connection, through signs only you understand, I'm not saying spirituality can't be physical but if it's going to reach out to you only then it won't be through a crazy event in the sky or whatnot, it's going to be through a way you would understand, who know how many signs you've missed because you are expecting a physical calling, I believe God is real, don't say you never recieved a calling from god because you received his word im sure serveral times, all i know is that i only have to gain, you got something to lose.
- Guffrus
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  What you are describing is your own internal fantasy world. It doesn't mean anything outside of your mind.
- MementoMori777
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  Whatever you gotta tell yourself to help you sleep at night
- MementoMori777
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  I will pray for you bro, we will agree to disagree, my best wishes 🙏💯
- Guffrus
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  No. Come on, you fucking sad cunt. You are the one talking complete fucking bullshit here, don't pretend that you have anything or that what I am saying is unreasonable. If you want to believe in this bullshit, thats fine, I already said its fine but its something you do inside your own mind, its not real. Even if it were real, you wouldn't fucking know anything about it. You are not special. You do not have access to information that I do not have access to. Get over yourself. Do you think you are the only fucking human who thought they might be a space wizard? We've all done it, we've all stared at a glass of water on a table and tried to move it with the power of our minds, but the awful truth is that you are no more a fucking wizard than I am.
- MementoMori777
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  Dude you are clearly to blind in ego and anger to understand what I'm telling you, it's called done wasting time, something you clearly do on a daily bases, speaking to you is like speaking to a wall that the only form of vocabulary they understand is insults, I'm not here to argue with you, clearly you have nothing better to do, hop off this site for a bit and do something with your life homie, I'm done speaking to you because I'm respecting you and you clearly aren't respecting me, if my beliefs in God piss you off then I don't know what to tell you, I specified I wasn't forcing anything on you, I'm just speaking about my believes which if you don't know the difference then you are perhaps too sensitive for the internet if you can't even hear someone's opinion about something, you are acting like a child, a man baby, grow up, I'm done speaking to you if you aren't going to respect me as another fellow human, you my friend are acting very toxic to me and if you are going to continue acting that way I don't see a reason why I have to read it, I put my ego aside but clearly you are still thriving on yours, best day.
- Guffrus
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  I FULLY understand what you are saying. I understand it better than you do because I not only understand everything you have said I also understand that you are delusional which you obviously don't know. You are wrong, about everything including thinking that telling me that I am blind or incapable of receiving spirtual messages because I am not tuned in is being respectful. How is that any different to telling me that I am retarded with the obvious exception that its just some fucking bullshit that you made up? Just because you didn't call me cunt doesn't mean you are being respectful. Frankly if you had respect for other people you wouldn't tell them lies and get pissed off when they won't believe what you are saying. I have explictly stated multiple times that you completely free to believe whatever the fuck you want, but that is something which happens inside your own mind. If that was all you were doing there would be no problem but it is not what you are doing, you are making claims about reality which are wrong. I am supposed to be embarrassed or ashamed of enjoying being right? I'm not ashamed, why should I be? I know what I am talking about. If you want to stick your head back up your ass and continue to be an ignorant fucking moron then carry on.
- MementoMori777
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  You lack respect and manners, the sad part is that you are older than me, you should be giving me the advice and showing me the example not vise versa but here you are, you need the advice, you are making your parents look bad, this is how they raised you?
- Guffrus
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  Here's the thing though; That is exactly what I am doing. I am attempting to extract your head from your ass. You don't want to learn, fine, you don't like the manner in which i go about it? Also fine. I don't care what you think about me, I don't care what anyone else thinks either, would should? Because here is another fucking fact for your education; it doesn't matter what you do, what you say or what you think, there will always be someone who doesn't like it. This is not a popularity contest, as far as I am concerned you are a dangerously ignorant moron, you don't know how to think, you can't tell what is real and what isn't. My parents aren't responsible for my failings, is that what you do? Do you hold other people responsible for your actions? Is it your mummy's fault that you don't know what the fuck you are talking about? Not to me it isn't, I'm sure she did the best she knew how to and maybe she did teach you a bunch of crap but maybe she didn't know any better, I am not going to blame her for your ignorance, you and you alone are responsible for that. You see all this fucking high quality free education you are getting? You fucking ungrateful sack of shit.
- MementoMori777
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  Smh.
- Guffrus
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  Nothing huh? That's what I told you that you had to begin with.
- MementoMori777
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  I didn't even read what you said, you are the only one wasting time here G 😂
- MementoMori777
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  You a clown bro, hop of the internet lmao
- MementoMori777
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  Truth hurt don't it, grow a pair 😂
goaded Guru
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They're paid to consider every possibility, no matter how extreme.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/nFTRwD85AQ4
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exitseven Master
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It is not as much fun as you think. The probing occurs under your thumbnails. I don't know why that part of the anatomy is so important to them but all I know is that is is sore as hell for days afterwards.
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LemiaOfThunder Xper 7
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boredom
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Still-alive Guru
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They’re preparing to make contact to deliver this super important announcement to the world of course.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/0CMoQ6WerNk
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jimmy2 Master
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They like what you have
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Anonymous
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People have a fetish with sticking things in their ass..
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