Apache attack helicopter, except on Sundays, then it's Dolphin.
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Simslover92Guru
2 mo
I've always been straight and will continue to be so.
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BonzoInBitburgXper 5
2 mo
I had to renew my drivers license this year and I was asked how I identify, I said, "I've usually been a white male and that's worked pretty well in the past but I'd be willing to upgrade if you've got better options"
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Rosexøxø
2 mo
You didn’t! lol that’s gold
Rosexøxø
2 mo
You need a gold license from now on. License to do anything because that’s funny as heck 😆💯
Ms_FacesitterGuru
2 mo
This morning I reconfirmed that I'm straight, but I might have to check again in a few hours, just to make sure, you know?
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Rotana
2 mo
You need to sit on a woman's face to be 100% sure.
Ms_Facesitter
2 mo
@Rotana Her reaction would be the same as the guy, smothering her. I don't see there being any difference. It'd be just as fun. But physical attraction? No.
andreasderjuengereMaster
2 mo
My decision: hyperactive.
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laly520Guru
2 mo
it didn't change
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Sida8
2 mo
Are you bi?
ProbablyCluelessYoda
2 mo
Straight. Always straight. But honestly, dating women has made me wonder if going gay would be preferrable sometimes.
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wiltingrosepetal
2 mo
HAHA yeah I get you. My male friend the other day asked why his girlfriend had cried when he didn't text her at work and I just went "we're all like this". Glad I'm into men because they're very simple
ProbablyClueless
2 mo
@wiltingrosepetal dude, it's the funniest thing to me when women complain about how complicated it is to date men.
wiltingrosepetal
2 mo
The way I see it is, women go through life playing chess. Everything is nuanced, to the point that two women can argue while grinning and complimenting each other. Since everything we do is a move on the chess board, we assume men do as well. So if he ignores her for a day, he must be angry with her, or implying that she's hurt him. When in reality? Men are just legitimately simple creatures 😭 they're too simple for us, honestly
ChicoFromThe305Guru
2 mo
I think ima be a helicopter this year
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butterly248
2 mo
🚁🚁🚁
ChicoFromThe305
2 mo
That's my name, what can I help you with?
butterly248
2 mo
You're name is helicopter man? 😂
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ChicoFromThe305
2 mo
No just helicopter, you can call me helly tho, what is this man you speak of 😂
CoolCatMar1Yoda
2 mo
I have ALWAYS been straight and will remain straight
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Phoenix98Master
2 mo
Same thing it's been since the day I was born, straight.
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Tinat
2 mo
👍😎
elizamichale1Guru
2 mo
What? Do we need to change it every year huhh
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itsclearlynicholasXper 7
2 mo
Straight 🛣️😂
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82lynxXper 5
2 mo
Same as it’s always been, asexual. Prior to adulthood I had lots of crushes on girls, but never wanted to bone any of them. Now I just swoon over the rare one whom I think is particularly beautiful. It works just fine for me; it seems to me that the desire for sex adds a LOT of complexity to one’s life.
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Nikki1989Master
2 mo
It is the same as it has always been.
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beebellaMaster
2 mo
It's something.
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Rosexøxø
2 mo
Lmao the way I read this though 😂 “Yeah, how about that...” lol
MassagemanEditor
2 mo
It was decided at birth.
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genericname85Master
2 mo
i didn't "decide" it. i am straight. i don't think it is a choice.
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SolitarySolaceYoda
2 mo
Straight/asexual
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DarkLegacyExplorer
2 mo
It is straight, the same as it was in 2023, 2022, 2021 and every other year.
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SameoneXper 7
2 mo
Straight and i always going to be straight Want i want to have sex whit trans girl (Shemale) (t-girl) as new experience not all time
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Sameone
2 mo
Update ( aim not going to give her or give him bj or handjob or let him fuck me in my ass )
What Girls & Guys Said
28 39Apache attack helicopter, except on Sundays, then it's Dolphin.
I've always been straight and will continue to be so.
I had to renew my drivers license this year and I was asked how I identify, I said, "I've usually been a white male and that's worked pretty well in the past but I'd be willing to upgrade if you've got better options"
You didn’t! lol that’s gold
You need a gold license from now on. License to do anything because that’s funny as heck 😆💯
This morning I reconfirmed that I'm straight, but I might have to check again in a few hours, just to make sure, you know?
You need to sit on a woman's face to be 100% sure.
@Rotana Her reaction would be the same as the guy, smothering her. I don't see there being any difference. It'd be just as fun. But physical attraction? No.
My decision: hyperactive.
it didn't change
Are you bi?
Straight. Always straight. But honestly, dating women has made me wonder if going gay would be preferrable sometimes.
HAHA yeah I get you. My male friend the other day asked why his girlfriend had cried when he didn't text her at work and I just went "we're all like this". Glad I'm into men because they're very simple
@wiltingrosepetal dude, it's the funniest thing to me when women complain about how complicated it is to date men.
The way I see it is, women go through life playing chess. Everything is nuanced, to the point that two women can argue while grinning and complimenting each other. Since everything we do is a move on the chess board, we assume men do as well. So if he ignores her for a day, he must be angry with her, or implying that she's hurt him. When in reality? Men are just legitimately simple creatures 😭 they're too simple for us, honestly
I think ima be a helicopter this year
🚁🚁🚁
That's my name, what can I help you with?
You're name is helicopter man? 😂
No just helicopter, you can call me helly tho, what is this man you speak of 😂
I have ALWAYS been straight and will remain straight
Same thing it's been since the day I was born, straight.
👍😎
What? Do we need to change it every year huhh
Straight 🛣️😂
Same as it’s always been, asexual. Prior to adulthood I had lots of crushes on girls, but never wanted to bone any of them. Now I just swoon over the rare one whom I think is particularly beautiful. It works just fine for me; it seems to me that the desire for sex adds a LOT of complexity to one’s life.
It is the same as it has always been.
It's something.
Lmao the way I read this though 😂 “Yeah, how about that...” lol
It was decided at birth.
i didn't "decide" it. i am straight. i don't think it is a choice.
Straight/asexual
It is straight, the same as it was in 2023, 2022, 2021 and every other year.
Straight and i always going to be straight
Want i want to have sex whit trans girl
(Shemale) (t-girl) as new experience not all time
Update ( aim not going to give her or give him bj or handjob or let him fuck me in my ass )