What if aliens invade our planet and they’re really hot? Would you bump uglies with them?

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Rosexøxø · Accepted Answer

Not for the bodies no. I’d probably (if I wasn’t taken) try?

really like 20% sure I’d actually try to get to know them and their mindset/psyche- IF I could communicate with them.

The body might look weirdly morphed and strange. For the females they could possibly look “sexy” or merely “exotic” if they shared similar features as human women. Women have a greater chance of looking exotic. Painted like cheetahs or gypsies. Painted as some alien and it just goes. While men can’t look so seductive or aesthetic. It’d just look more horrific. in my opinion.

So in a world where I wasn’t taken and open to the actual possibility of aliens I’d just consider talking and seeing if their intelligence was bond worthy and then a relationship could form. Otherwise I wouldn’t. If they’re dumb or average and seem weird. I wouldn’t hook up or even MARRY such a thing lol.

Even if likable I wouldn’t ever marry an alien. I’d probably like one if they were loyal I do suppose. As in the film “shape of water.” Yet that one was protective of her and seemed more like a human male; just varied eyes, face, and skin. Except it looked rather lonely. A non verbal communication with many limits.

I just couldn’t bring myself to enter a serious relationship with earth like standards and it’d be a stretch for me to consider one as partner worthy or fuckable.

I’m cringing and trying to be agreeable and fun for the question. Consider at least, but it’s cringe 😬 😂 I could never in all honesty.

electromagnetic · Accepted Answer

I’d love to know what his mouth can do for me.

Bricealan · Accepted Answer

Well probably, but I would want a good condom as they are probably carrying some rare STD from the Andromeda Galaxy, you know... The Andromeda Strain... Rots your pecker off? 🤔🤔🤔🤔👍🤷‍♂️🤣

AviatorTom · Accepted Answer

Shhh... you're giving away our secrets. You really think the Egyptians built the pyramids without help?

sage2021 · Answer

How do you know they would even want to have anything to do with us? We are too weird for them. I think they are the one's that would take a pass!

PBandJ_Nerd · Answer

If they want to make me their mate why not? It'll be just like Ice Planet Barbarians then. Lol

molonski2 · Answer

Id be worried if I stuck it in , that maybe it ain't coming back?

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

Absofuckinglutely & I would welcome those alien babes to our planet anytime.

BlissfullyCurSed · Answer

You'll need to expand your dating coach business from nation-wide to universe-wide.

slatyb · Answer

Probability zero. Which other species on Earth are attractive to you?

laly520 · Answer

no for two reasons 1 being engaged 2 can't marry an alien, imagine the diseases that would come from interacting with em

exitseven · Answer

Yes, I hear the Klingon women are crazy in bed.

tomboy2003 · Answer

Hell yeah 💦

Joshydavid25 · Answer

I mean... Why not? If I could safely get it on with one... Shoo.. Yeah..

SotiCoto · Answer

No, because if they're invading then they're trying to establish themselves as an authority... and I hate authorities.

clampfan101 · Answer

If they looked close enough to humans and and I knew mating was 100% possible and safe, then maybe. (Like something from Star Trek, for example.)

Wiredone · Answer

I would pass on that for 2 reasons. 1 because I'm taken. 2 because I like to get to know the person I'm going to be with.

LavLavLuv · Answer

No thanks

Babygirl_S · Answer

Ew..

Twalli · Answer

If they're wiiong and I'm single, probably

RedInnocent69 · Answer

For science…

msc545 · Answer

It kind of depends but an alien with sex appeal is even more terrifying than one without.

NoNameDude420420 · Answer

The fuck

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