What is a good comeback to "suck my d*ck"?

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The guys at school say it and its rude. Please help.

Yellowbone · Answer

"It's kinda hard to suck on half a pinky toe."

micheal727jovanie · Answer

"Yo mama" or...

NateInAk · Answer

"What dick?"

abundantlyrich · Answer

Only if i can stick it in your ass first. or uh ok, drop your pants now n show me what your dick looks like? (say it out loud)

WaterRat · Answer

Eat a bag of dicks

poppunk · Answer

You wouldn't have a millionth of a chance even if there was something to suck on.

Crazyced · Answer

"Sorry, not a fan of cocktail sausages."

Okasdin · Answer

Suck my tit

TinkeeWinkee · Answer

eat my pussy

Noahzaid · Answer

Suck my Pussy!👀

kangy · Answer

Tell him probably u can't find it

Kiwifun · Answer

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on :))

CasaNorba · Answer

"do it yourself... if you can"

Ghosty · Answer

Oh why, your mother doesn't do it anymore?

decemberxblue · Answer

"Suck your mothers dick." "Your mom", works 99% of the time, every time.

Panzer103 · Answer

Just say "soon as your balls drop"

rUinSAYAN · Answer

"if you ever going to be pleasured in your life it won't be by me"

Lockdown · Answer

"Sure, do you like teeth?"

TheBraveLion · Answer

"ask your daddy"  Too explicit?

ThatBritishLad · Answer

"Later, there's people here."

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