What percentage of women have laughed at your penis?

Yes, in the great GAG tradition it's another penis size question. This is for statistically average size guys and smaller. When you first expose your penis to a girl in real life what percentage of them react in a negative or hurtful way such as by laughing or mocking it's size.

We keep hearing about how girls are all size queens and how tough guys who aren't packing pornstar dicks have it. But is it a case of the fear of humiliation is out of proportion with realty.
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  • As an exhibitionist, a lot of women have seen my dick. It's only resulted in a laugh a few timds, all but one while flaccid. I'm a grower not a shower.

    I'm thinking the one mean chick only had porn for reference and no irl experience.

    Most women say it's nice, and several have said it's perfect, amazing thick etc.

    I've modeled it for a furry artist so there's several dozen bits of lewd anrhro art out there showcasing my lovely cock.

    All in all it's a well reviewed and upstanding member of the penis cumunity.

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  • I've had girls tell me about some guys she hope they laughed at them and asked what they were supposed to do with that. Luckily when girls laugh it's not at me. They just like playing with and twirling it around or making it spring back and hit themselves in the face with it lol.

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  • I have a smaller than average size dick and I have NEVER once ever had a girl or guy laugh at my dick. More importantly the only reaction I’ve ever had from my dick is “OMG that was wonderful”. So I can’t imagine anyone ever laughing at someone’s dick unless they just appeared to you naked unsuspectedly.

  • And how do you react when you see a teenie wienie Poppy?

    What percentage of women have laughed at your penis?
    • Same way I do when faced with any guy with a deformity. A mix of pity and curiosity. You know you shouldn't stare but you can't help it. One can only be thankful we've stopped putting such men in cages and displaying them at carnivals.

    • @juliastyles You are a mean person. And yes I have a small penis

    • @TheCloud2 How does that make me a mean person?

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  • Prior to the age of information, also known as the internet, I used to feel insecure about my size. I remember being exposed to dirty magazines in grade school when a classmate would bring one of his dad's hustler magazines to share with all the boys during recess. It was a regular occasion and he quickly became to most popular boy in school, among the boys, of course. I remember the shock I felt when I saw a male porn star penis for the first time. That stuck with me and I thought I was tiny by comparison. Of course I was, I was preteen boy at the time. But that carried with me even through High School. I actually avoided losing my virginity because of this insecurity.

    Then one night, the opportunity arose with a cute, sweet and horny classmate who told me she wanted me to come over one Friday night. We were probably Sophomores or Juniors' at the time. I can't remember the details of why she was going to be home alone with her little brother for the evening, but I visited and eventually ended up in her bedroom.

    As we made out, I had a raging erection that I couldn't control and she felt it as we laid on her bed. She started unzipping my pants when I made the comment, "let's turn off the lights." She looked at me with a bit of confusion and responded, "Why, don't you want to see me naked?" "Fuck!" I thought to myself, "Yes, I want to see you naked." I hesitantly said, while I internally thought "she's going to laugh at me."

    I decided at that moment that I needed to just accept my "tiny" dick and whip it out. I went ahead and pulled my own pants off and she looked at it and took great pause that seemed like a minute (probably like 1 second in reality). And with the same anticipation one feels when you're waiting for the algebra test results, she looked at me, smiles and says, "you're so wet and hard." Those words were a sigh of relief. She didn't mention anything about my size. I'll leave the rest of this encounter to your imagination.

    Later on in life, in the age of information, I learned through studies and surveys on penis size, that I'm actually above average. Porn really messed with me and added to my insecurity. This might explain why none of my partners ever laughed at me but also why so many men might feel insecure and humiliated. Unless a man has a micro penis, he should be proud of what he is carrying. That's my take.

  • 30% Of the women i encountered laughed and said omg its big..

    which am sure they said it just as complement trying to turn me on or just make me feel good. because am not big. i believe i am average

    last month i got into discussion with a girl and it got serious , she insisted that my length is average but i am thick.

    my measurements 6.3 inches length
    5.5 thickness

    she Asian (no offense) maybe every region have different average and my size considered above average there.

    in general i encountered girls saying am average. and some insisted that am big, and yeah about 30% laughed saying ohh.. its Big !!
    or some phrase of surprise. always before we get naked i have a boner, actually the moment i see a sexy girl with faint lights in the room (me and her alone + mood) i have a boner , its very easy for me to have a boner maybe thats why once i get my pants off it give that first impression that its big.

    and tbh its an issue i get boner while i am working or somehow walking and see someone i find sexy (very easily )

  • I'm average, have been with quite a few women, and never got a hint of criticism. All my girlfriends loved my dick. I lived with one particularly amazing, hypersexual woman for over a year who made me feel like a sexual god.

  • Zero. I don’t have one.

    • It's okay you can borrow mine for a bit.

    • Thank you? Lol

    • I don't think it's okay to laugh at a guys size.

  • Quite a few, normally when I fit my elephant ears to it.

    or it’s penis pants