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Sexual Health What's a good excuse for taking a long time in the shower?
Anonymous
Ok. So, sometimes a take a long time in the shower, either because I'm shaving or I'm masturbating. My mom and older sister always like bang on the door and stuff and when I get out they always ask why I took so long. But I don't want to say that I was shaving my pubes/masturbating. So, does anyone have any good excuses that they won't be inclined to question? Thanks so much in advance😊.
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What Girls & Guys Said
8 27just say you were enjoying the hot water and relaxing
I'm on periods.
Say you want Some time to enjoy a long hot shower
Well what's a long time?
Jus say I had to wash my hair and shave.
Just watch how much water you're using. Californians are in a water shortage right now, and i believe even have a limit on how long theyre allowed to take showers
Say you were washing your hair. Isn't that the number one excuse? 😛
idea... Just invite them in to help you masturbate :D I'm kidding!!! XD
try saying that the shower fucked up so you had to wait for the shower to start actually producing enough water
you could tell them your cleaning a piercing if you have ears or belly pierced , that requires some time now and then to keep them clean or just say your shaving legs , that is also common thing for girl to do
Great ideas! Thanks.
Say yer havin' diarrhea..
Lool with the shower running 😂😂
@This_is_my_username Why not?
true!