What's it like to have a dick?

[Anonymous]

[JPrez]

Its like having another appendage (arm for example) that you function with. Sometimes you notice it and sometimes you don't. You don't notice it while doing normal everyday things, eating, sleeping or sports for example. It sits there flaccid and hangs around with your balls. You DO notice it when you have to go pee or if you get hard. These two things can occupy the brain tremendously. When you get hard, you tend to lose some focus and the brain shifts all the attention to downstairs, for the most part. Much like when you get wet, you get distracted. Then you forced to make a decision to relieve the hardness. When you use it for sex, there is no greater feeling than a tight, warm, wet P around it and you never want to leave. It can be cool to watch it move and grow when you get excited. Side note, you don't ever want to be kicked in that area - extremely painful.

[fillipfids]

It’s very useful to pee, and straight heaven when a girl touches it. The other 90% of the time I give serious thought to getting it cut off. It gets hard and impatient when no girls are available and is like a bad friend convincing you to make fucked up choices that can straight up ruin your life. But then we agree to remain friends and shake hands real good and share a happy moment of truce for a short while. And everytime it helps me pee discretely in public, I know that we will be friends for life. It’s a very complicated love hate relationship.

[exitseven]

Too funny.

[fillipfids]

😊 😉 👍

[fillipfids]

Thanks for the MHO

[Porter21]

I love my penis! I love to masturbate every day I love to make my penis cum all over my hard cock & balls!

[wankiam]

for me its great because i dont mind being a slave to it

[boggboss]

Just another body part lol

[Stevepro68]

Fuckin awesome

[MillenniumBill]

It's easier to pee.
Which comes in very handy in bars or traveling cross country.

[genericname85]

imagine your clit was a few inches longer and your labia were golfball size. that's probably close enough.

[Lottifan]

It’s just a part of the body you’re born with. Can be embarrassing at times though.

[NerdDG]

Wobbling about when you are walking. It give you freedom and life hacks when it comes to pee business. It get itches sometime but depends on the type of underwear. It make you feel superior (I know it’s stupid but that’s how I feeling)

[ps747]

Great, we can pee stand up and we don't have to wait in queue to use toilet.

Also we can introduce it in... :)

[Glasgow55]

Brilliant.

[Lucious22]

Wack

[SamFromFL]

I like it most of the time

[Aiko_E_Lara]

it's just "there" You'll forget it exist but if you think of it, it gets in your way wanting attention sometimes. Balls are worse attention seekers by default however.

[DrunkenMaster]

It's annoying 75% of the time.

[Valnac]

Majestic, what’s it like to have a pussy?

[Xoirwinkan]

You have this favourite body part, like a cute pet. Sometimes it's over-eager and raring to go, but often it's just hanging out, being cool. You are nearly constantly aware of it in your mind, at least a little bit, because bruising it by accident can really hurt. Because of the current "big dick culture" so much pressure is placed on guys to be "big enough", and unless you are incredibly confident, you might sometimes wonder if you really are good enough, especially with all the screeching female bullies who always go for the ubiquitous insult of "your dick is tiny". But in the end, it isn't the biggest, but I just absolutely love my dick, because it is mine, and I think it's lovely.

[AFellowWeeb]

Bad, cause if the rest is not attractive, you're screwed in life

[Maspolomas]

It’s a pain in your ass lol

[Tomtom9090]

Depends. If you're male you fall into two groups. The ones that use their penis as intended and those that just use it to urinate.

[Lovecoffemate]

Great i see a pretty girl your age and i run out of space fast in my underwear and ill probably think of you all day and jerk later thinking of her