What's the most embarrassing thing someone has seen on your computer/phone?

This is a two part game.

If you're going to answer 'porn', can you make it any more interesting/specific, like what genre it was?
Can you think of anything not porn-related? Cause that's just so obvious, it's like low hanging fruit.
I'm giving the anonymous answer option this time, so go for it.This Smithers line is funny. I just thought of it again.


I was a bit embarrassed about this photo. I was browsing Google and saved this one to my computer, and it was still up once a few years ago, when my husband walked by. I started laughing. He didn't care. He was cool about it.
Whats the most embarrassing thing someone has seen on your computer/phone?
This file was called 'Random beach hunk' when I downloaded it. I think he deserves more than that.

Bonus points if you can think of a clever, funny file name for this, as a way to hide it in your photo library.
Red shorts size large? I don't know.
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  • Well this was about 15 or 20 years ago. Lets just say it was a long time ago.

    I had this folder hidden on the computer. I was at a Lan Party (see foot note on bottom) and sharing files.

    Well one of my buds found that hidden folder. Want to know what was in that hidden folder.
    It was photos of me in lingerie, me in bondage, me being whipped and spanked, the works.

    Unknown to me my bud pass that file around like a virus on a winter day. The way I found out is that that file came back to me and renamed.

    I opened the file and saw my photos of me.

    Thats how they found out that I'm a crossdresser. They never let it dowb for at least 5 years. I'm pretty sure some or all photos made it online.

    (A Lan Party was before high speed internet and file sharing sites. Like Napster, Limewire, you know the sites. You would go to a buddies or a club wherever and everyone would link their computer together and share files between computers. That's a Lan Party)

    • I just thought about it. That was way more then 20 years ago. My kids were not even born yet. The oldest is 28. Damm I'm getting fucking old

    • They used to have key parties too. Things are pretty tame now in some ways.

    • I think I'm more shocked on long ago it was. By the way, whats a key party. I don't remember that one

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  • When my daughter was 13 her and her friend was on my laptop and they found a few of my nudes, to clarify nudes of me... Yah that was a bit awkward.

    • Yep, awkward. What was your daughter's reaction? I saw my parents' nudes when I was a kid, less than 11 yr old. Videos, 8x10s, you name it. I was horrified and never spoke of it to them. (I wasn't supposed to be in that closet anyway. My mistake. I was looking for the damn cat photos which were mixed in. How dumb are they?) My sister, on the other hand, decided to host a party for the neighbour kids, etc., and played the video tapes on three floors of our house. That was another way to go. You can imagine how quickly that got around town.

    • I didn't hear about it for about 3 years. And it was pretty much... Well me and B were looking through your laptop and that was the first time she'd ever seen a nude man. We both kind of chuckled at it. What do you do?

  • When I had my first phone with a camera and I slept over at my best friend. He used it to make a picture of his spread buttcheeks that would always come up when he called me.

    First time a couple of weeks later he called me and I see this picture and laughed my arse off. So I kept it. Naturally eventually other people saw it and were like "WTF?". Not really embarrassing, though. I still find it hilarious.

  • A dirty picture not sure why people insist on swiping through photos when you were only showing them one

  • It’s so embarrassing I can’t even answer lol

    • Awww. Too bad.

  • Someone at work saw me purchasing a dildo online. I didn't realize they were behind me.

    • Lol. Priorities, eh. Even playtime requires some planning.

  • My nude pics which were seen by my sister. She was intelligent to advise me that I should have been careful.

  • my rejection letter from Hogwarts. I didn't get in :(

    • This is my third, honourary, MHO.

  • My many nudes file.

  • Nothing

  • Hey my beach photo. Where did you find it? 😄

    • In my email from you? Ha ha or... You remember, I took it last summer when we went on that trip to St. Bart's. I'm so sorry... I should have asked you for permission before posting publicly. How rude of me.

    • I'm just glad you picked the one where i am wearing my suit. 😏😛😎

  • porn

  • My naked selfie. it was not embarrassing but more of a startling experience

    • Confident man.

    • I don't know why we get shy when we see the naked human body. Naked we were born and naked we will leave this earth.

  • I don't know, unless someone has seen my nudes.

  • picture of me wearing my girlfriend's panties

    • Lol. That definitely qualifies.

  • A penis pic on my computer

  • My friend opened my Safari to look up a local pizza place as I was playing PS4... yeah... thats when he saw I was into femdom. I never full recovered from that, all my buddies still give me shit hahaha

  • Nothing so far.

  • I looked at eBay once