Well, Ms. Poppy, let me tell you a naughty little story about the king and queen's first time together. You see, they're not just any ordinary couple, they're trans-hermaphrodites with insatiable sexual appetites.
As they prepared to consummate their crowning, Charles and Camilla couldn't decide which position to try first. So they decided to try them all! First, Charles strapped on a massive dildo and took control, pounding Camilia into submission with each thrust. She moaned and groaned, begging for more.
Next, they decided to have a wheelbarrow race around the palace, but with a sexy twist. Charles rode Camilla like a stallion, his hands gripping her hips as they galloped down the hallways. They didn't care if anyone saw them, they were too caught up in their own lust.
But then they slowed things down a bit with a classic missionary position. Charles gazed lovingly into Camilla's eyes as they made sweet, passionate love. They even waved a British flag in the air, proud of their royal heritage.
But they weren't done yet. Camilla surprised Charles by slipping a finger up his secret hermaphrodite's vagina, sending him into a frenzy of pleasure. They both loved exploring each other's bodies in new and exciting ways.
And just when they thought they couldn't get any more turned on, Charles gave Camilia an unforgettable titwank. His breasts were so big and beautiful, she couldn't resist burying her face in them as he stroked her hermaphroditic pickle with his bare hands.
In the end, they collapsed in a sweaty, satisfied heap, knowing that they had just made history in more ways than one. Long live the king and queen, and all their kinky, hermaphroditic sexcapades!
You should publish that on literotica
I will publish it in the medical journals at CDC because my voice sounds like Anthony Fauci.
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Hand job, its now a budget show. But jokes apart. I don't think Charles is his mother's son. Had he been, she would have retired and given him his shot long ago. I've always felt that , don't know why. But he should do fine if the moneyed interest and hidden hand allow him. I even think his speech at the Barbados handover was pretty bold. As I said before, its all about how much of a leash the powers that be will give him. But as any leader must since the beginning of time, if he can navigate them, he should do fine. Let's see, very interesting.
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!Oh my god it makes me sick to even think about it! Camilia's boobs are so droopy they're like chandeliers lol
Double dildo anal action. Isn't that what the royal scepter is for?
I'm not sure the position, but I'm pretty sure Camilla was in charge.
No idea, but then I sometimes wonder about many other people... I'm sure you will discover and share with us. I wish them to have had a lot of fun that will be often repeated ;0)
Probably the same position they've fucked with for the past 30 or 40 years
Those 2 are so old & wrinkled they most likely could get it on if they tried.
titwank 😂 😂
oh lord hahahah
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I don't think Charles can even raise a finger let alone a boner
It is their privacy, may be they don't share with others
Lololololol
Fingerbang with the King's big sausage fingers
I hope nothing... yuck.
You are a truly revolting and disgusting creature
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