What would win in a fight a penis or a vagina?

which one would hypothetically win?

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Superb Opinion

  • The penis has an ego and the vagina won't shut up. I think the penis would fall asleep waiting for the vagina to stop mouthing off and throw the first punch.

    • @dustybiker2 Brilliant, utter brilliance... RAOFLMFAO. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @EmmaMary 🥂🕶️

Most Helpful Guys

  • It's not that clea cut. Many factors would affect the outcome of the battle - for example things like how strong her grip is, and how big and hard his weapon is, along with who has the most stamina to take the battle to the final round.

    • Thanks for the MHO

  • Obviously, the dick! It will just repeatedly stab the hell out of the puss until it starts bleeding. It might take a month but, dicks are willing to stay the course!

Most Helpful Girl

  • Just when I think I’ve seen it all on GAG, I see more.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Penis starts strong and takes an early lead. Then loses in endurance while Vagina is still going, and going, and going.

    Its the hare and the turtle racing all over again. Steady wins it.

  • Penis definitely lol :o)

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  • Be afraid…. Be very afraid……

  • Is the penis allowed to cheat and use Viagra?

  • The penis, they historically come first

  • Vagina because it is encircled in muscles and the penis only has muscles to make it twitch from the base.

  • The vagina has all the power... easy win for team V

  • Heard about penile fracture? penis don't stand a chance, vagina can push a whole baby. :P

  • Vagina all fuckin day. Literally not even a contest.

  • The vagina is stronger and would always swallow up any penis like a black hole swallows planets and entire galaxies

  • Both will LOSE if they go into a ''fight'' :D

  • the vagina.

  • A vagina ofcourse as it swallows it all in... plus a cock always looses first lol

    • Damn... you insulted it so badly 😔

    • @lastlyfound insulted? No not at all honey I can never ever insult a cock

    • But it felt so...😕😞

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  • Yes.

  • Lol probably a vagina can act like a oyster 🦪

    • Or a clam ouch 🤕😳🤕

  • Umm what's winning and what's losing? Think I'll pass and wish you the best. If you receive any insight-anticipated or unanticipated-from your question' I'd love to know results. Good luck.

  • It would be a truce. Penis goes into vagina. Both satisfied. Both at peace.

  • Vagina if it was smart and attached razor blades.

    • Actually that sounds painful for both parties lol

    • Ever seen those anti-rape sleeves they have for young girls in.. bad areas of the world? Same dif. 💪🏻

    • @dustybiker2 those what lol

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  • The military says the more penises on your sleeve the higher your rank but I don't know, balls are so fragile n vaginas can take a pounding. Vaginas for the win!

  • Sooner or later the penis is going to run out of cum

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