What would you do if you caught your teenage daughter having sex?

[Anonymous]

[ohshee]

I would tell the guy that he has to leave it right now this moment then I would ask her how many times that she is have sex I would ask her if she's using protection I would get her on the pill there's no way I can be mad at her because and I'm not going to put her on restriction not going to discipline her I'm going to teach her and I would explain that to her too and I would say for the rest of the day you're mine or I would say for the weekend you are mine and Iris strap-on 20 lb bag of potatoes underbelly maybe you can 30 pounds let her walk around a few hours ask her to wash my car do laundry everything that she would have to do in life being pregnant I would make her do and then she would have the baby that would be me and I would tell her now you have to feed pretend to diaper everything did she would have to do with a child we should probably make it x 100 just to make her think but I'm not going to discipline her or put her on restriction or restrict her from anything from going to teach her it was going to happen sooner or later I was just be happy that I caught her because in that opened up the door for me to be an asshole and to teach her

[PinkMichae]

Great idea with the potato sack.

[ohshee]

I believe so the last thing you want to do is start yelling and screaming because if you do that then you lose them they won't ever come to you her advice for anyting as matter fact you want to run from you stay away from you and you don't want that when we have kids we have to teach them we don't restrict them or discipline them that takes away from them wanting to explore and experience and to grow into the person they're going to grow into. Just because they're certain age doesn't mean that they know everything they are a blank slate when we get them and they only learn from us and by watching us interact with other people if we lie to other people they're going to lie to other people if we yell and scream and act like a fool they're going to yell and scream and act like a fool you have to pay attention to everything you say and do when your kids are around because that's who they become we are Gods to our kids whether we believe it or not they look up to us like no other and we have to understand that and know that and understand that they are watching hearing seeing everything we do so they know you having sex they want to learn they want to try it they want to be just like you you can't restrict them or discipline them for that you have to teach them

[Mofunfour20]

Make sure she understands that her actions have bad consequences if he isn't prepared to protect and provide for her. If she has a baby she will loose her chances on getting a good man after graduating high school. Id make sure she knows what good men want in a woman so that she doesn't destroy her life with one mistake.

[JennBITx]

Probably scare the hell out of the guy and schedule her to get a IUD the next day. If I had any kids I want them to go to college and travel, but social pressures are convincing them to do things sooner these days.

[PinkMichae]

I'd put her on birth control right away and I'd make sure she makes him use a condom when it happens again.

[TheorionMage]

"Well, young lady... I hope you brought enough to share with the WHOLE class!"

[ChrisMaster69]

It happens, at some point she will.

I would be more irked that I caught her as she has been told about boundaries and what is acceptable and what is not.

[ushagomez]

Be thankful we had discussed everything openly so that she knows and understands what she needs to. I would be happy for her.

[summiter]

I would let them finish and later on talk with her about birth control.

[ZackBan]

I haven't even figured out what to do if I ever HAVE a daughter just because of this detail.
But I'd like to think I'd raise a strong willed woman who would never let anyone take advantage of her and if she does have sex I know she's the one doing the "fucking" (not literally of course)

[Astarlessnightsky]

Nothing, hope they use protection...

[slatyb]

Make sure she was on birth control. I would hope that she would have told me before she had sec so that she could get on contraception first.

[Kaneki05]

Just jokingly say that's hot and walk out.

[BlondeGoneWild]

Probably watch tbh

[Celtero]

Oh man, I think if somehow I was going to have a daughter I'd either flee the country or kill myself.

[supercutebutt]

I would bark out instructions.

[Jazquee]

Ask her if she is being careful. If she has any questions. You are not going to be able to stop it. So give her the right tools for safe sex

[Jazquee]

Also I might let her know that it is disrespectful to have sex in my house (unless long term relationship)

[Robert_]

Be surprised that I had a teenage do daughter.

[Gwenhwyfar]

How far was she going? Were they being safe?

[EmmaMary]

That sums it up in a nutshell.

[ChrisMaster69]

@EmmaMary @gwenhwyfar Which is why you provide factual information, as it reduces the stress you have as a parent.

[EmmaMary]

@ChrisMaster69 Precisely.

[ChrisMaster69]

@EmmaMary as a single father of a 14 daughter, you cannot give them enough frank and open factual information. Always amazes me when parents simply expect their kids to know stuff without ever talking about it.

[Gwenhwyfar]

@ChrisMaster69 @emmamary totally agree

[ralphphilip83]

Mostly be stupefied, considering I don’t have a teenage daughter.
Smartassing aside, my friend has a teenage daughter and she just wanted her daughter to use protection, and to close the goddamn door the next time.

[FakeName123]

Join

[IveGotNoName]

Sounds awkward xD. If that scenario happens in the future, I guess I would just close the door and have a conversation with her about it later. Just about whether she is being safe and such

[Nik1hil]

I am Yelling and calling my Wife..

And then we have a competition..

Can my daughter and her boyfriend can go on longer..
Or me and my wife.. 😂🤣😂

Jk

[Medhat-M]

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[RasberrySlushPuppy]

Nothing, not interfere.