What would you do if your date took you home and they had a racecar bed?

[Worst]

im riding shotgun lol

Lamborghini

[MicroViewer]

If my date brought me home and revealed a racecar bed, I'd be absolutely over the moon. I'd be like, "Damn, this is like driving straight into the climax of Erotic Ejaculation Ejector: The Fast and the Furious - Love Edition!" We'd buckle up for a night of sensual speed, racing our hearts out on this passionate pitstop, shifting gears and revving engines in all the right places. With the pillow-soft tires and a mattress that could give any Formula 1 car a run for its money, we'd be cruising through the land of ecstasy, fueled by the excitement of the orgasmic outcropping. So, buckle up, because we're about to take this love affair to a whole new level of pleasure pole and heat-seeking moisture missile action! Let's hit the gas and ride this racecar bed to the finish line of blissful bliss!

[Worst]

great read

[Daniela1982]

How many troll accounts do you have here?

[MicroViewer]

@Daniela1982 none. This is my personality

[MicroViewer]

Unlike @butthurttroll who is mocking me.

[Dargil]

****catching my breath****

[Daniela1982]

@microviewer I'd hate to hear what you say when you get a pickle out of the jar. 🥒🥒🍆🍆

[ButthurtTroll]

@microviewer I'm not mocking anyone. I am who I say I am - a former troll who got his ass spanked by psycho lesbians. So, now I'm here to share my experiences of living in my mom's basement and rubbing my balls all over people's profile pictures, with the hope of helping humanity.

[MicroViewer]

@ButthurtTroll damn you're trolling me. You know that I injured myself when I stepped on a coom jar and the shards nearly disabled me from ver walking again. You know damn well that I troll around quoting horror cocks and PAWGs from the bible, yet you pretend that YOU'RE doing it. STOP TROLLING ME.

[ButthurtTroll]

@microviewer Damn I hate you. First, I try to be your BDSM master and you tell me I'm trolling. Then I express love for women's breasts and you tell me I'm trolling. The I aspire to be a moderator and you tell me I'm trolling. When exactly am I NOT TROLLING. You tell me since you're the expert.

[MicroViewer]

@ButthurtTroll You’re no master of BDSM You know the rules and so do they (do they) A full consent is what you’re lacking of You wouldn’t get this from any other way I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna tie you up Never gonna whip you down Never gonna run around and hurt you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you You’re no lover of women’s breasts You know the facts and so do I (do I) A full respect is what you’re missing of You wouldn’t get this from any other guy And if you ask me how I’m feeling Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see Never gonna squeeze you hard Never gonna lick you down Never gonna run around and hurt you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you You’re no moderator of this forum You know the rules and so do we (do we) A full commitment is what you’re dreaming of You wouldn’t get this from any other plea I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna ban you up Never gonna mute you down Never gonna run around and hurt you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[Peter_Penetrator]

What if he had that bed, kept ALL but the hair on his head, shaved off? Then what would you think? Could you fuck him then?

[Worst]

yeah lol

[Jess_D]

Shaved heads are sexy!

[Apple1996]

I'd wanna make squirt puddles all over that bed 💦

[Worst]

im buying this bed right now

[Apple1996]

You gonna invite me over for a sleepover? 🥺

[Worst]

yeah lol we'll have a squirting contest

[Dargil]

Apple juice, no doubt!

[Apple1996]

@Dargil I'm a juicy apple 🍎

[bananathunder]

fuck yeah lol

[Jess_D]

Immediately the panties are coming off!

[Worst]

mhoㅤ

[ButthurtTroll]

Are you that girl @d_bone_steak told me about? The one who kills puppies with her high heels?

[BοοbSlayer]

@ButthurtTroll heh? She probably is. All I know is that they falsely accredit @d_bone_steak with the title "hero of the day" when clearly I do the "heroic cooming" https://www. youtube. com/watch? v=kCEEcN2lTVQ

[D_Bone_Steak]

😂 🤣

[D_Bone_Steak]

@ButthurtTroll That stiletto-wearing puppy killer was off the internet. I've seen videos first because it would pop up on 4 chan or 8 chan here and there at first, then I think some youtubers made videos about her. Last I heard about her I think she got caught... nobody seemed to like a puppy killer.

[Boromir]

Does it have lights? Does the claxon work? Does it have a radio?

[Worst]

Yeah lol

[Beckybooboo]

I guess I date guys young enough that I wouldn’t think it’s that weird.

[Asimiv]

I would lose interest

[purplepoppy]

Ask him why he wants to fuck me in his kids bedroom

[RoseySarah]

Then go into the garage for a real car ride! Lmao

[HaleyCatgirl]

Very disappointed in them that it's not insured lol

[Worst]

lol...

[HaleyCatgirl]

I just have to add this and picture and ghost and soap in that bed together

[Worst]

yeah lol im ghost

[HaleyCatgirl]

Oh I know that mask is undeniably recognizable and his half of a dog jokes

[Worst]

yeah lol

[PBandJ_Nerd]

Mostly those are made for kids. But if there's ones for adult beds, I'd probably just think it's cool. And would want to be on the bed too.

[scentoflavender]

You know, I've fucked in a car, and I've fucked in a bed... never had the opportunity to combine the two.

[IslaTheWitch]

I don't care as long as it's comfortable and big enough for us two.

I would like to have my bed in the shape of cryo chamber, so why should I judge others?

[greyislife]

I would likely be shocked at first, but if they mandat managed to fit it into the decor, I’d probably be impressed

[ushagomez]

Wonder if it is to compensate for a tiny little gear shift?

[Anemone978]

Wouldn't really care as long as it is full sized like that one LOL
But typically I wouldn't be going home with a date anyways..

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

I would be sad if this was not on the headboard

[Nhomni]

I'd just burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂

And then proceed to have sex with them because bagging in a car bed is on my sex bucket list.

[rachel776]

[Gent207-2]

Lol win

[rachel776]

@Gent207-2

[integrale77]

Just told my girlfriend it's time for a new bed!

[spartan55]

Well, shit, that would be most unusual. I don't know what I would think tbh.

[FreyaRed]

Depends how drunk I am, but I would leave surely a very sarcastic comment.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If she had a race car bed like the one in your photo I would rev her engine.

[electromagnetic]

Vroom vroom.
never been fucked in a lambo before.

[Worst]

goals

[Jezzzter]

Love it. Extra points if he has a hot wheels collection. (Not sarcasm, I love cars and I wish I had that bed.)