When a girl needs emergency medical sex are you honest about your penis size?

On a night out I find myself becoming aroused and naturally seek immediate medical attention by approaching a table of guys. After quickly describing my problem the nice gentlemen kindly agree to perform emergency fornication. I explain for treatment effectiveness is related to penis size so I need the biggest one I can get.

Now I'm sure you've all found yourself in that situation more than once. Some helpless girl desperately needing sex begging you for help.

But when it comes to the issue of penis size do you,...
We honestly tell her which of us has the biggest penis
Vote A
We point to the guy who hasn't had sex for a while
Vote B
We have a rota to share the burden because we get asked so often
Vote C
I'm a girl and I hope guys are honest. Female horniness is a serious medical problem
Vote D
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  • I'll tell her to go find the bum on the corner, crazy woman. Probably wants to give me and my boys STD's

  • P to a

  • Yup. I'm going to disappoint you either way 😅. It's a lose-lose lol

    • I wish you a speedy recovery. Get well soon < 3

  • Everyone, especially the girls, know I have an 8” thick cock who renders the best available emergency medical sex.

  • If I’m with a few of my friends, we haven’t pulled our pants down and compared each other. Guys don’t do that! Your best bet is to go to each one and play with him for a minute, you’ll get your answer by then.

  • I blind fold the girl and fuck her with a warmed up strap on so I dont have to feel inadequate

  • Whatever drugs your on , I need it to

  • Never had that happen before lol

  • Um ya any girl that I would actually sleep with / have sex with wouldn’t come up and ask me and my friends this. I’d a girl did ask that’s the type you stay away from.

  • What the f*** is emergency medical sex how do I get it is it covered by insurance one of the reasons I'm horny all of the goddamn time cuz I ain't got none so I'm officially asking for emergency medical sex it's a medical emergency call 911

  • I've never asked for it before

  • i kinda think this is a troll cuse sex is not a medical emergency

  • I never voted but I am always honest

  • If she don't like my size I have my arms but who wants to fuck a bucket. Also that joke.

    "Woman and man was naked on the bed when the woman ask the man.
    -Put your finger inside me. The man obey.
    - Now the two fingers, now the tree, no the hole palm. Man obey.
    -Now put you arm inside me, now put your other arm. Man obey again.
    -Now clap.
    - I can't. Says the man.
    - See how tight I'm? Says the woman.

  • That was the best answer
    ..
    . a girl needing dix is a serious medical condition... lol

  • I would say I don’t measure my penis, because I can’t do anything about the size anyway. I’m more than willing to please you, because I want you to feel good. Every girl deserves to feel wanted and loved.

  • I hope it is a chronic illness. Every table of guys would be willing to help apply your medicine.

  • I hope you pull through

  • Yes why say o have a 10 inch cock then meet up and its 4 lamo not a good look

  • Emergency medical sex... now that's new to me.

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