When a girl needs emergency medical sex are you honest about your penis size?

On a night out I find myself becoming aroused and naturally seek immediate medical attention by approaching a table of guys. After quickly describing my problem the nice gentlemen kindly agree to perform emergency fornication. I explain for treatment effectiveness is related to penis size so I need the biggest one I can get.

Now I'm sure you've all found yourself in that situation more than once. Some helpless girl desperately needing sex begging you for help.

But when it comes to the issue of penis size do you,...
We honestly tell her which of us has the biggest penis
Vote A
We point to the guy who hasn't had sex for a while
Vote B
We have a rota to share the burden because we get asked so often
Vote C
I'm a girl and I hope guys are honest. Female horniness is a serious medical problem
Vote D
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  • Do u think a 7 inch dick is big enough to satisfy you for a one night stand

  • Ohmigod. If Emergency Fornication was available to guys, they would go for anything in a skirt.
    Why do women make such a fetish about dick size, when all they need to climax is some skilful rubbing on the clitoris -- which is not even inside the vagina?

  • Id lie like a dog. If she said she needs 12 inches, Id screw her four times and knock her out. 😂

  • you are the weirdest catfish troll person thing on here

    • It's fun question not a troll one