When buying sex stuff at a supermarket where do you put them on the convey belt?

During your weekly shop at your favourite supermarket, you decide to pick up some condoms and lubricant. When you come to unloading your trolley onto the convey belt where do you place the items?
When buying sex stuff at a supermarket where do you put them on the convey belt?
Tucked away between other stuff so people don't notice
Vote A
I place them so everyone can see them and know I'm sexually successful
Vote B
I like to wink at the cashier as she scans my family sized box of condoms
Vote C
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  • Sorry Poppy to disappoint you, but I never bought sex stuff in a supermarket, and I'm even wondering if there's even such stuff available in the supermarkets of my place... There are still a lot of specialized shops not far away, but I never visit them. The few sex items I have were purchased on the Web. Although I don't really mind people knowing I'm can potentially be interested, there still are a lot of people I don't want to upset. Probably I still would not feel very confortable in a supermarket, and on top about 50% of my neighbours are muslims... This is a free country, sure, but still, not always easy to just parade with sex toys ;0)

Most Helpful Guy

  • Giant box of magnum-size, ribbed condoms, large bottle of lube, hemorrhoid cream, batteries, a gallon of vegetable oil, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, clothes line cord, rubber gloves, and lots booze all on the conveyor always raises eyebrows.

Most Helpful Girls

  • i hide them would be kinda embarrassing if they were in plain site. usually though go for self checkout if i got stuff like that, dont want everyone seeing that and the cashier handling that in front of everyone

    • You’d think at your age you’d be over the embarrassment.

  • Neither, I handle them like everything else, not hidden and neither for everyone to see. So wherever they land when I put things from my cart to the convey belt.

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  • I don't use condoms and hence buy coconut oil instead. (my SO inserts IUDs and we're monogamous.)

  • When I buy condoms and KY jelly, I put em' right on top of my Oreos. If I really want to be cocky, I'll put them on top of the strawberries, and the whip cream is usually next to that, lol.

    I have horrible social anxiety, but doing things like that lowers it for some reason. I amaze myself sometimes!

  • WTF are you talking about? By your lube, sex toys, naughty stuff, etc on the internet like a normal person...😆

  • I avoid buying at the grocery store. I don’t think I ever have!

  • Just wherever they end up. Life is too short to plan supermarket belt placement.

  • Plop them down and pay for them, then go on my way.

  • I buy online supermarket prices and selections are poor

  • I don't buy condoms or lube like ever but if I did I'd buy it online

  • It's no different to me than buying lemons or frozen chicken. It goes on the belt. It's not a big deal. I don't think about it.

  • I ebay that shit , besides condoms i just go to 7/11

  • Nothing special...

    • Welcome back

  • With the milk and cookies.

  • These items are why the "self service" checkout was invented.

    As an aside, the increased use of self service checkouts has seen a massive reduction in the sale of cucumber and courgettes...

  • If the girl on the register is hot I like to have her scan the extra large condoms.

  • Self checkout.

  • I order them online.

  • I bought condoms at a pharmacy... it did not seem like a big deal but the girl at the checkout was from my high school. She kinda smiled but did not say anything

  • Self check. Amateurs.

  • I don't know... I have never bought condoms from a grocery store and I have never purchased lube.

  • I just put them on the belt in no particular place

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