No, it's rarely ever a sperm of the moment, thing, for me.
First, I guess I'd just cum on my other hand. Then it was in the toilet. Then I found a huge box of rubbers next to the train tracks and would use one of those to spank into. Then it was into a Kleenex. Then, I started eating lunches at Subway or Wendy's and would take too many napkins and would either use them as Kleenex or take them home and beat-off into them. There was a few times I decided to just let it wail and cum on my stomach. A couple times I tried to cum on my face, just to see what it was like and why it seems to make so many girls so happy but could never get it there. About 20 years ago I bought a silicone pussy (molded from Kobe Tai's pussy) and would cum into that, although, my dick keeps popping out the other end so, I'd have to lay out a paper towel under it to catch the cum. (Eventually, it started to split open long-ways and, otherwise, it's just too much of a bother to deal with after I cum in it. I have to clean it up, wash it out really well then let it dry for a few hours before I have to powder it and put it bag in the plastic bag to keep it from drying up. I also HAVE to use lube. MUCH easier to just drop trou and spank the money.) A few times, I used a shot glass. (I don't drink so, what do I care?) Quite a few times I'd do it in the back yard and just cum on a tree in the middle of the yard. These days, I use one of those plastic cups you get on cough syrup bottles.
Fun question :) It will vary depending on where I am and what I'll be doing afterwards. When I masturbate, I only edge for a pretty long time - so sometimes I'll let the pleasure journey lead me to where I cum when it's time to release.
Often I'll just lay a bunch of paper towels on my desk and shoot onto them from a standing position.
Sometimes I'll shoot onto my chest and stomach - did a vid for someone like that recently ;)
Sometimes - especially if in a hotel room - I'll walk my feet up the wall and shoot so it rains down on me.
And every now and then... I will get on my back and curl my legs over head so my cock is hovering over my face and I'll cum into my mouth and onto my face :o)
And... sometimes I will edge while my wife is out running errands - she knows I'm edging... and she knows as soon as she gets home, she'll be bent over my desk for some of the best slam bam fucking :)
Thanks for the MHO on a super fun question :)
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!I'm a very heavy, very strong shooter, so I always need to have a plan in place before I start masturbating, else I make a huge mess.
Typically, that means masturbating in the shower, so I can simply wash it down the drain. If I plan on masturbating anywhere else, I always have to have a towel handy, so that I can shoot it there.
Is masturbating in the shower comfortable tho?
Well, I wouldn't say it's the most comfortable choice, but it's not terrible, either. Sometimes I'll masturbate elsewhere, and just go into the shower to finish, instead. I'd rather be a little less comfortable, than clean up the aftermath of one of my loads. 🤷♂️
In the shower, into tissue/toilet paper, or if desperate, into a sock.
Lol about the sock 😂
they work well, and my socks are in a drawer in my bedside table so readily accessible
Into the toilet, in the shower, some times a posh wank with a condom, maybe into some sort of sex toy.
Or more rarely into a cloth/tissue/my hand.
Most rarely in bed I have been known to shoot up in the air and let it land where it wants on the bed and then mop it up but I think the girlfriend was just curious to see it.
Either in a dirty sock or tissue/toilet paper.
I should plan it out but I don't often. When the urge hits, I rarely stop to collect tissues etc.
Usually, I'm laying down and it ends up on my belly and chest. I awkwardly stagger to the nearest tissue box/bathroom to cleanup before it drips.
Why don't you jus rub it into your skin. It's easier
@downindadumpz2 lol. But, it's uncomfortable when it dries; sticking chest hairs to skin.
I dunno that doesn't happen to me lol. Only like three times. I usually rub it in so much that it completely vanishes lol
Hmm that's a tough one.. I can't decide what's best.. Train or bus!
Trains are cooler and we all know it
True, but it's more awkward watching porn on the laptop.. and I really have to weigh that up before answering.
Get into audio porn so you don't have to watch, just listen
It depends, could be on my chest or stomach for the most part but sometimes in my fleshlight
A wanky hanky obviously 🤣
Ooo soo fancy
Mostly in a sock or on the floor! Or if I cum to soon in my hand though it can get messy! I love to masturbate & I really really love to cum!!
Need to plan out everything.
Most of the times, a towel is there, which is washed the next day.
Most of the sessions happen on bed. So a towel is necessary, I think.
Some sessions are on a chair.
Sometimes hands are enough and a towel is not required but it is still there as a precaution.
No trace left. Is what I recommend.
Was a bit reluctant to answer a question like this, but heck!!!🤣
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