Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health You've just met someone really hot that you're really keen to know better. They've given you their contact details written on a napkin.
However last night you had a huge vindaloo that now wishes to depart via the back exit.
After 5 mins of rectal burning hell and the loss of 5lbs you need a good wipe.
Alas there is no toilet paper and you've no way of getting any. But you have your hot dates napkin and a bunch of banknotes.
Which one do you use?
Which would you wipe your arse on?
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9 31Is this literally the best question you can think of? What are you a moron?
Sorry for being insulting
Use my hand lol
Both are valuable commodities. I'd probably just go squidgy.
the napkin.. Vindaloo gets ok going in.. coming out... Chicken is ok. beef meh.. Pork. no.. (chicken curry with naan... is your better option)
Napkin
Id rather just throw out my underwear and free-ball
I take a picture of the napkin with my phone and then use the napkin
I would flush and douche and flush and douche again. Then I would do a handstand and dry my ass under the hot air dryer,
LMAO
@siseñor ya gotta love hot air hand dryers... and I see you appreciate them too hehehe
and then I walk in to this scene of a half naked 71 year old man leaning upside-down on the wall, with his butt almost touching the air dryer and this awful smell permeating the entire bathroom. I leave...
Not sure
My shirt and so I can flood the bathroom of which ever asshole didn’t restock
Did I mention I only poop in public places something about knowing other people have to smell that fills me with a sense of superiority esp. at restaurants, work and female bathrooms
I'd use the napkin, since I'd already have her number stored in my phone.
Omg I come back and you’re still on your weird shit
many
I can memorize numbers
Neither, I’ll just use my socks and wash them after in the sink
I would go and wipe my ass somewhere else, ideally using the neck of a Swan.
What did the Swans ever do to you?
@FoxnEagle Oh its supposed to be a good not a swan, in any case i was referencing this:
knowledgenuts.com/.../
goose*
Thank you for educating me That is hilarious, I'll have to take a look at that book