Who has farted when having sex?

[DubiousIntentions]

I don't mean a cunt fart. I mean the odorous type

[Dargil]

My SO and I have gotten to calling Phartts "Baracks", in honor of the infamous ex President. Hers are frequent but mild, owing to her primarily rice and vegetable diet.

The most noteworthy event was when she reached orgasm while I was giving her oral sex. The position we most commonly use, other than the occasional 69, is this one.

In this position, my nose is not particularly near the "exit" is and was out of the line of fire. During her orgasm, she let loose a particularly resounding Phartt!! sounding a lot like blowing through the mouth piece of a Trombone. I was strong enough to feel on my chin. I started laughing like an idiot and, after she stopped being embarrassed, she did too. After that, I referred to that event as Wind On My Chin.

[DubiousIntentions]

On your chinny chin chin? 🤢🤢😂😂

[Dargil]

If I had a beard, it would have parted my hair.

[Nigjt]

This is a very good question because just this morning a girl was walking down the street and I was out checking my mailbox and when I looked up she was standing beside me and I said nice legs she then show me how to use your bathroom I said yeah come on it's this way I know now that she had no intentions on he's in the bathroom when she came out all the way naked and grabbed my dick and began gave me head because I begin to lay back on the bed as I farted and she continued to give me head I got to say yes that was the first time in a while that I farted but it felt so good the head of my penis being between her lips as her lips and tongue began to Glide over the head of my finish it made me squeeze my ass cheeks and trust my hip forward.
God Bless

[DubiousIntentions]

I'm sorry, but why does this sound like BS?

[Nigjt]

I don't know to u. Put that's on u if that's what u think not my fault. God Bless

[DubiousIntentions]

Frankly, you sound like a guy using a pink account. What's with that?

[Nigjt]

Really I've never heard of that until now so ok. God Bless

[Nigjt]

I put it to u this way that pink thing or talking about sounds like its for FUCK up people. God Bless

[DubiousIntentions]

A pink account is a female and our user name is in pink. A male is a blue account, and their name is in blue. Why is your name not blue?

[Nigjt]

I don't know. God Bless

[DubiousIntentions]

OK, I get it. G@G pulled an April Fool's joke and changed the colors of the male and female again. Sorry for my comments. Now I can see why you didn't know. Thanks G@G! 😡 🙈🙉🙊

[Nigjt]

Thank u an I do hope they get it straightened out very soon. God Bless

[Daniela1982]

Ewwww! Gross! A fart is just a sign that a roasted turd is about to appear.

[DubiousIntentions]

😂🤣😅

[Andres77]

Roasted?

[DubiousIntentions]

@Andres77 Or toasted?

[Andres77]

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢…🤮

[OfMiceandMen]

Maybe a little slip, but, I just blamed it on the dog.👀

[Sevenpointfive]

no, but i once farted in a girls face accidentally. i don't remember the details other than i was hooking up with her girlfriend that night. she took it all like a champ

[talka20]

Umm i can dm tho😂

[exitseven]

I have

Love me, Love my farts

[DubiousIntentions]

🤢🤢🤮😂😂

[stratford]

Doing under the covers before she goes down on me is a bad move...

[OfMiceandMen]

Yep, giving her a Dutch-oven is not the way to say thank you, or I love you.

[Andres77]

Stuff happens

[Andres77]

If the sex is good she won't even realize. If you're off your game she might use it as an excuse to stop

[DubiousIntentions]

So does shit happen.

[Andres77]

I’ve never experienced that kind of accident and I consider myself fortunate. If the sex is SOOO good for her she won’t notice his (unless it’s a rare phenomenon fart) and she won’t even register her own. So, for the guy, the goal is to make her experience epic level every time. This takes chemistry, desire to please her, and patience and honed skill. On a side note. I’ve done a little “chemistry” in the kitchen. I boiled a whole stalk of celery, including all the leaves, in seasoned beef broth. I’d cut the celery into bite sized chunks. The celery was quite soft. Over the course of the day I ate all of the celery and drank most of the broth (I put too much salt in the broth so I could not drink all of it). I did not have gas for about a month. And when I did for the next few months, it smelled like vegetable soup and my bowel movements for about three months smelled like vegetable soup. I was in the army for a long time and I did what lots of guys in the army have done.

[Andres77]

It’s called crop dusting. You’re in a room full of guys working on whatever and you walked by everybody just to maximize the impact.. nobody gagged. Nobody got upset I was asked.” hey who’s cooking food?”? I don’t know what it is about salary but that’s the effect that I had with me. I thought it was an anomaly so I did it again, and I had the same results.. I just thought I’d share that little tidbit of kitchen, science and physiology

[Andres77]

Please share your experience. Where did this question come from?

[DubiousIntentions]

Interesting - in a way.

[smilelots]

I have not something i was happy with..

[kellytheman]

I don't think I have farted during sex I usually have a clean butt during sex. There been a couple times I had a girl fart during sex but just because she had her butt in the air and legs behind her head.

[PointTaken]

I have and I have had a girlfriend fart when I was down on her when she came. Another ex farted in the middle if it. Didn't stop.

[Guardian45]

NEVER have; NEVER will. How about you?

[LaMiSch]

Ehm, i mean... thats completly normal 🤷‍♂️

[LoveBuggy]

I don’t fart in front of anyone because it’s considered disrespectful behavior, not say sex.

[DubiousIntentions]

Sometimes they just come. You can also fart in your sleep.

[LoveBuggy]

I do it when I am alone of course but not even with my partner because it’s disrespectful like I said.

[Bklynbadboy12]

Mw and it was soooooooooo embarrassing cause it was soooooo stink

[Greenbins]

First of all... that picture is freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Yes I farted once just as I was Cumming hard in her. I was pushing it all out when oops. lol

[dinojames22]

My ex did that during doggy once. I slapped her ass for not asking permission

[Anonymous]

If we're honest most of us will have at least once