Why do men lie about their dick size?

According to statistics 5.5 inches is the average. 7 inches means you're bigger than 99% of men. So why does every other guy claim he's 7, 8, 9+ inches?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • The "average" isn't 5.5; it's 6. And rare would be 8 inches or more. And some guys DO have that much. Regardless, anything less than 7 is small as f*ck. It just so happens that most men have small baby dicks (after all; it's not like size matters to impregnate a girl; sex being pleasurable is only a secondary function to it's actual purpose).

    But why do some guys lie about their size? Because in reality, women do not like small dicks (less than 7) and typically can't be satisfied by them. Some guys figure it's better to lie and try to "trick" the woman into having a good time, then to be flat-out rejected. The same reason guys lie about their height, or why people lie in general. To have a better shot at something.

    Length isn't as important, anyway. The vagina canal is 6 to 7 inches deep, but even with that, girth matters more, and that's what REALLY satisfies women. Not length. It just so happens that the guys most likely to be girthy are also long. You're rarely ever 6 inches long while also being 6 inches in circumference. A smallish dick that's also girthy. That's quite rare. And since 6 inches in girth is the minimum needed to satisfy most women who aren't dwarves, it's most likely going to be on a guy at least seven inches or longer. And some of these men are out there.

    So while most women need at least 7 inches long and 6 inches circumference in order to orgasm via penetration, they can climax in other ways. Like actual skill. That's why most guys aren't good in bed, according to most women. Just like in basketball, a combination of size and skill, is required. While a few men can be Muggsy Bogues with a 5 incher, being Shaq sized without any skills is almost just as bad.

    No homo.

    • No, it's 5.5. Small literally means below average. If 5.5 is average than anything above that can't be small, idiot

    • Small does not mean "below average" you fucking dumbass. Small means small, regardless of the people around you. If everyone around you had microdicks and you had 4 inches, you'd still be small, "IDIOT." You know what... You're probably that same dude who asks this shit every week on here. The one who admits he has a 5 incher and is obsessed with dick size. I answered this question in the feed, without actually going into the page. I don't want to deal with your fucking paranoid shit and you arguing with people in the comments once again. So just erase my answer already.

    • Small is a relative term my dude

  • I agree that the average penis size is 5.5 inches also
    the blood flow to the penis is what gives it the size it is
    when I was in my teens I had a much bigger penis but
    when I got older my penis size got smaller now it seems
    that the head of my penis swells pretty big and it's more
    sensitive for a female to touch it than years ago so I seem
    to get harder now than I did in my 30's -40's it could be
    due to the Low T that I have so who knows in my teens
    I would stand and play ball with our friends this one
    girl was age 23 and I was age 13 she laughed when
    she saw me with a huge boner, So yes blood flow
    has a lot to do with penis size, I'm happy with what
    I have

    • How much smaller are you?

    • Thanks For Most Helpful Guy :)

Most Helpful Girls

  • I don't understand this one. The whole point is to try to impress a girl and entice her to bed, right. If it's not as big as you claim, she's going to be disappointed or even pissed for being lied to. It's like me claiming to have DD's and then whipping off my shirt and heavily padded bra and SURPRISE! only a handful. Your motor boating big titty fucking dreams are dashed asunder.

    • I'll try my best to motorboat your small boobs

    • Haha... +1 for enthusiasm

    • I was going for a +2 😉

  • I reckon at least a quarter of the guys online claim to be bigger than the world record.

    • I have a 10cm dick and if I don't lie about mine I will have 0 dates

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  • It makes people question guys like myself who are 7,8,9 inches. Lmao i couldnt type that with a straight face. I am so average and not afraid to admit it. They are only fooling themselves.

    • Probably makes up for their short comings like living in their 70 yr old mothers basement

  • ... So why does every other guy claim he's 7, 8, 9+ inches?

    Because he knows damn well that no woman he’s telling this BS to will ever see his pathetic, dinky little dick, He feels free to pretend that he’s good to go ‘down there’.

    My erect penis is 4 1/2” long on a GOOD day. Closer to 4” most days. It’s a *little* thicker than average but it’s still a full friggin’ inch SHORTER than ‘average’.

    My first wife remarked more than once, that it: “Looks like some damn animal’s dick.”

    My second wife, who I personally KNOW has copulated with several men who sported REALLY thick 8 and 9 inch cocks, is too polite to say anything at ALL about my Little Mule.

    Stop pretending to be adequate, boys. YOU AREN’T!

    Join me in embracing the humiliating horror of your stubby, gnarly little dick!

    THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE!

  • I guess because like you, they have a three (3) inch penis? Why else?
    Well, you asked for it !

  • I am 7".
    Also I am 6' 1/2" tall.
    I lift weights and am 260 pounds.
    Plus I have a good job, have no kids, but I am good with kids.
    But my standards seem unreachable for a mate so I stay single.

    Yes, I am what many women seem to want, but they are of such low quality themselves, they just aren't good enough.

    Sure you could say it may have made me arrogant. IDC.

  • The same reason guys lie about how much money they make or what kind of car they drive.

  • I’m 5’6”. My momma was 5’1” and my daddy was 6’4”. I got my height from my mom and my bigger than 99% of the population Johnson from my daddy. Would not have it any other way

  • Why do so many 5'8" guys say they are 6' tall?

  • Cuz they spend WAY too much time jerking off to porn. They just don't cast normal dicks for fake-sex porn.
    And anybody with even a modicum of sexual prowess knows big-O's don't come from dicks in the first place.

    The only girls looking for donkey dicks are the ones that shove huge shit up their vajayjay. Or they're a porn addict as well.

  • It's just for the purpose of trolling insecure men, i guess.

    • Or to attract wome, cause women can't tell the difference anyway.

  • Stupidity and insecure about their tiny we-we. Most women don't care about penis size unless its super big or super small.

  • I'm 11.5, so above average,,,

    Only thing is that's cm, and above average for an 8 year old,,,

  • It is a male ego thing.

  • Some men are very insecure, so they lie. But also tests are not 100% not like they asked 100% of men the question.

  • average would not be 99%

  • Penis length has long been used as a surrogate measure of masculinity. In an effort to be viewed as more masculine, men will often exaggerate their penis size.

  • I don't lie

  • small men do... not all men. I have never lied

  • I have a tiny one (10cm) and I have got to lie to girls

  • If you had any common sense, you would not be here on this site asking dick size questions anonymously

    • Why are you so mad?

    • "so mad?" how did you guess that? because i questioned your reasoning for asking a dick size question anonymously , i am "so mad?"

    • Well you insulted me out of nowhere and now you're acting like a sassy little bitch

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  • Coz no one is personally verifying it.

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