Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health Why do women compare eating pussy to sucking dick?
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If a guy says that he doesn't eat pussy women say "then don't expect to get your dick sucked" but eating pussy and sucking dick are completely different. My dick doesn't have nasty shit leaking out of it every month or get yeast infections. My dick doesn't have a smell especially if it's clean. Pussy has a smell. Even if it's clean it still has a smell. Pussy has a taste and its not something I would say tastes amazing. Besides occasional precum dick doesn't have a taste unless he ejaculates in her mouth. Clean dick should be like licking your arm. Also, women take forever to climax and your tongue can get tired. Men can get off a lot faster. Women get wet and you could drown in pussy juice. When women pee it gets all over them and they have to wipe. So if she doesn't take a shower then you're licking urine. Urine doesn't get all over my dick when I piss. You don't have to worry about getting anywhere near an asshole when sucking dick but the asshole is like an inch away from the vagina. so unless you just lick the clit you are coming pretty close to licking her ass. I think I have made valid points and women should just suck dick without expecting to get eaten out in return. You can't compare the two. I would compare sucking dick to sucking on a womans tits or something.
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27 46Seems like you ain't getting pussy
Because it is oral sex. If you don't want to pleasure orally you should not expect her to do it
I think its because some women have done both.
Eatting a hot dog and chowing down a taco
LOL!
Boy, you opened a can of worms I bet you wish you wouldn't have.
They're dumb.
You overanalyzed it. Wow. She just wants reciprocity. You do mine i do yours. Thats all it is
Just to clear you up dude, dick smells fucking terrible 90% of the time. I have two brothers, I know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about.
But how do they taste, bro?
I’m assuming that they both feel good
I think the comparison is one of the act of giving pleasure while not receiving. In that sense its similar, but a dick and a pussy are obviously very different. As long as my partner suck mine well, swallows, and does it without bitching, im all about getting her off and earing her pussy so she cums hard
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this guy was really upset about comparing those two i guess
you got it man im with u
Eating an average pussy us amazing; eating a smooth-shaved, freshly washed one is heaven. Then when she's all warmed up I head south for some asshole licking. Girls, do you like that?
No idea
I totally sympathize with the asker. Sucking dick is in a league of it's own. Not at all like eating pussy. Pussy just smells and tastes nasty. Kind of like ammonia and sweat mixed together. Dick is smooth and silky and has a nice taste. Most cum even tastes great. But pussy juice? ugh. Pussy does have that nice sexy feel. . . all smooth and swollen up. . . . and if the girl sighs and gasps and whimpers. . . . at least that is a reasonable reward for putting up with the smell and taste.
I totally agree that giving a female oral is just as important to getting oral from a female. In my personal experience I would rather eat some gushy gushy than receive head from a female. Blow jobs are wonderful but I prefer vaginal and anal penetration much more than getting brains. First thing I do with a female is make her cum with my tongue and make her legs shake. Don't get me wrong though because I love deep throat but the pleasure of making your partner cum is euphoric
Wow dude... you just suck dick at being a decent person what so ever to women and i feel sorry for any girl you are with. by the way it doesn't take forever if you don't suck dick at eating pussy. Put your big boy pants on because she has to deal with a lot of hard/"gross" stuff than you do on top of finding it within herself to try to look nice for someone won't return the favor or sentiment and probably isn't nasty at all and is willing to put it in her mouth.. Ever smelled nutsack? You should want to learn exactly what her body and feels like and take pride in being able to get her off. And I for one take pride in making my girl WANT and yes I said want to suck my cock. Getting a blowjob is a privilege not a right buddy and to anyone that reads this.
I think you have valid points
I have always liked to eat pussy. I had one weekend in college many years ago when I had three different girls call me in a two day time window and all wanted to be eaten out for extended times. The favorite one was a girl whose "regular and serious " boyfriend would not eat her out. He was from an ultra rick family and she would not leave him, but he only wanted traditional fast missionary sex with condoms (this was before AIDS). Some days she would call me after he left and come over to my place. I could taste the rubber on her pussy lips, but I ate her anyway as she really could get me hott. She also had an unusual large size clitoris that she would hang into my mouth. She eventually married the other guy, Meanwhile the other girls that I would eat out stayed friends with me and "passed me around" to a few other girls that they knew. Some of these other girls had never been eaten out or had any kind of sex. More than one told me that I was the first guy to ever get near to her vagina (two had ben with girls before).
Bruh you're legit rude. I wouldn't be surprised if you've never actually gotten laid in your life LMAO.