Girls, Why Do You Wear Thongs?

Question

Serious question,

The thong is undoubtedly the sexiest article of clothing in the history of women's undergarments,

From thong underwear to thong bikinis, lacy black thongs and frilly pink ones, many a man has been conquered by the power of the thong - including myself. I just love thongs. I take pride in the amount of girls I see in their thongs. I could just stare for hours and fantasize about how much I want to massage and kiss those butt cheeks. And when I get a girlfriend, you can bet I will be masturbating into her used thongs (along with her heels, but that's another story).

But getting back on topic,

Apart from looking sexy, is there any real, utilitarian reason for why girls wear thongs?

I cannot imagine a piece of dental floss between your ass being that comfortable, but I digress, I've never worn a thong. Furthermore it is not like anyone is going to see you in it except for your partner or people on the beach when you wear a thong bikini. So it cannot be style.

Thus ladies, I am royally confused,

Why do you wear thongs? Apart from being sexy, of course.

For that matter, I should probably issue an apology. My behavior on this website has been unacceptable, from characterizing all women as sluts to glorifying prostitutes. Such behavior was wrong and I admit it, I genuinely disappointed some very good women who believed in me. And in my senseless anger I estranged those who were closest to me. Maybe promiscuity is wrong and I have reason to be angry, maybe many women have resorted to the rotten sort of behavior that I complain about. But I certainly should not make blanket generalizations, and become as bitter and rotten as they are. Especially when there are so many good women out there who wear thongs for guys like me. Will you ever forgive me?

fauchelevent · Answer

They actually are super comfortable. It never felt like having a permanent wedgie to me, it felt more or less like nothing was there and was really good. It didn't irritate me like some other shapes of underwear, it provides awesome comfort with enough coverage that you're not gonna get discharge or whatever on clothes and meh, looking nice is a bonus too.

sophiejo · Answer

It's because they're comfortable and because they don't show vpl in my work clothes

ElissaDido · Answer

I've never worn one in my entire life lol

Elliegirl · Answer

I find thongs very comfortable. They’re my favorite style of panties. It’s not all about sex. For me it’s mostly about not showing any lines under my clothes. The sexy element is a nice little added bonus, but I have other not thong panties that are very sexy too!