Would you have sex with Shrek?

Would you ever have sex with this sexy ogre?
Would you have sex with Shrek?
Yes💦💦. I want his green goo all over me👅
Vote A
No😡. I'm good.
Vote B
Shrek's my daddy🍆
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Again. You haven't given me enough information to make that call.
    For instance. How long has it been since I've gotten any?
    Have I been drinking and is green my favorite color.

  • ;) He whispered in my ear “This is my swamp,” and he gave me an onion.

    • Once you go go green, you lose your spleen.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Fuck yea! Mmmmm please cover me in that green goo Daddy I want it so badly pretty please...

    Would you have sex with Shrek?
  • Tf?

    Would you have sex with Shrek?

    I no like green dicks

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • YAAAASSS

  • reported for pornographic material bc hawtT

  • No, but he could stay for breakfast.

  • Thanks for the awful flashback.

  • Nope

  • One of my ex’s is with a guy who looks like shrek i laugh my ass off everytime

  • Yesss. I want that big green cawk NOW!