Would you rather have Dicks for fingers or Testicle toes?

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TheorionMage · Accepted Answer

Actually I'd prefer to have the dexterity of TONGUES for fingers
why do you THINK the Asians for generations so fixate on TENTACLE porn?---

Bet you might not be aware that each Octopus's tentacles possesses rudimentary sentience!
Many Octopae mate by the male ripping off its equivalent animate 'penis'
(which grow back eventually) and the female fertilizes herself using it like a dildo! ;)

FakeName123 · Accepted Answer

Hmm, practically speaking testicles for toes is less of a handicap. But you know, having 11 dicks that can be stroked simultaneously... just sayin'

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Stubbing your "toes" would be an even bigger nightmare this way so 😂😂😂😂

karaspara · Accepted Answer

😂😂😂 Dicks for fingers the other option would need a wheelchair lol

DonkeyDan · Answer

Oh definitely dicks for fingers, I stub my toes regularly, and that going to hurt like a bastard if they are balls instead 🤣🤣🤣

sawno · Answer

Testicle toes, i need to be able to type in my life and will just wear special protectors.

t-8900 · Answer

One sounds pleasurable the other sounds painful. Dick fingers it is!

omgjassy · Answer

Testicle toes, because no one has to see them.

TheSpaceGnome · Answer

Dick fingers would mean no more drawing or gaming, testicle toes would just mean perpetual blue balls. Gonna go with a strong nope on both.

rienna888 · Answer

testicle toes lmaooo i'll just get transplant or something

es20490446e · Answer

The second one would be too painful.

Andres77 · Answer

A... I could please my wife more.

Xylem1992 · Answer

Testicle toes. I think I can be careful not to stub them. I just want to watch the people who picked dick fingers eat a pizza lol

TallAnon · Answer

Fully depends whether the balls have the same pain when bumping into something with them. If so, no way in hell. At least some women will be into multiple dicks at once.