Would you teach your kids how to masturbate?

This video came out yesterday were parents were teaching their kids how to masturbate. What do you think about it?




Yes I will
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Only if they're in their teens (say age)
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No, I won't
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I don't want kids
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  • considering the world today and nobody even told me abou masturbation before i knew about it im pretty sure by the time i have kids everyone will just know by the time their 10 but id probs by my kid their first toy its better than knowing their hooking up with some person from school

  • hell no!
    I only want girls anyways and girls don't do dirty stuff ever in their lifes lalalalalala

  • That video is funny, first time I watched it I fucking died laughing.

  • Oml That Came Out Ages Ago But Anyway That's So Messed Up Like Wtf, That's Something You Learn On Your Own -_- Poor Kids, They Looked So Awkward About The Situation Their Dumb Ass Parents Put Them Through Smh

  • part of exploring your sexuality is masturbating, its just better to let the kid find out. It seems in bad taste to do it yourself. Sex Education should teach the bells and whistles (assuming they have the right to). Although I think Monty Python: Meaning Of Life put it best.

  • Tf? So instead of teaching them about sex and how to be safe this dude taught his kid how to masturbate instead? What a great dad. I aspire to be this man. I aspire to be his kids. His kids will ba amazing. This the America we need.

  • I don't know why this is so funny

  • Why do they know more than me when I was there age, like wtf?

  • Unnecessary. Would you teach your kids how to sneeze or scratch?

    The children in that video look traumatized. In the future, I'm sure they'll love remembering that time their parents put them in front of the whole Internet and asked if they masturbate.

  • Masturbation is normal, natural and should be encouraged. With explanation of what feelings you can expect, and that it is very healthy!

  • lol i personally started at age 15 i believe XD.
    As for a age where i would tell my kid about it is kinda up to them.
    there would be signs that would show that he's getting sexual interests i guess.

  • I'm all about openess about sexuality etc. but this goes too far IMO!
    Kids figure things out on their own, just like we all did! (Especially nowadays kids have access to so many things electronically/through the internet!)
    Now if they have questions about anything, fine, ask me, but I'm not showing or giving tutorials, WTF!

  • Not necessary lol
    Let Timmy fondle little Timmy and he'll wonder why it grew then threw up... but he'll figure it out lol

    For girls it's a little more strange I guess... like why would she randomly insert anything in there though hahah

  • Nah Ale, you have the honor of teaching them that noble skill 🤣

  • Who thought this was a good idea?

  • I'd rather not. But one of my children has special needs, and if he seems like he needs to and needs to be told what where and when (alone, in your room, etc) to do so, then we will deal with that when we get there.

  • Why would anyone teach their child how to masturbate? There are things you teach your children and then there are things you let them learn about on their own. Yes, you can inform them about the act itself, but not actually teach them. That's same next level shit right there.

  • No, i heard about schools in France doing it though

    • What! What age did they deem was appropriate to learn?

    • @Cricket74 I'm not sure, i think it was middle school. I heard about it in my philosophy class last year

    • Man by that time the boys have it in hand (😆) and half the girls do too. Crazy world.

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  • ... No. I can't even with this modern world, i can't even.

  • Ahahaha that'd be super weird. The kids will need to figure that out on their own.

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