Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health Would you wait for the kids to go to sleep before you have sex?
DizzyDesii Editor
Even if you’re not having kids, base it on if you were babysitting someone elses kid or something... My mom used to ask us to go to my grandma’s house. We refused so she said fck it and she got her groove on and we had to hear that shiit all night. I felt traumatized honestly but it was my fault for sticking around failing at cockblocking. I honestly just made me wanna grow up and get her back in hopes she’d catch me having sex. But seems like everyone BUT her ended up catching me 🤷♀️ As for my future kids, i prob wouldn't be as noisy as she was, but i’d totally still get my freak on— so be it in the bedroom with the door locked or be it bent over in the kitchen against the island counter when they’re in the living room distracted by tv 😂 I’ma get mines 🙌 #Cockblockers #FeelFreeToList #BabyFever #GettinSome #WhileTheChildrenSleep
I’ll wait til they’re not home
Vote A
I’ll wait til they’re sleep
Vote B
I’ll sneak around and hope they dont notice
Vote C
I’m getting laid regardless of if they’re around
Vote D
I just simply won't have sex
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22 74They ganna learn to knock when mommy and daddy in the room lol
Lmao ikr!!
Im stuck between waiting til sleep or not around. I just would not want to risk them walking in.. I have locks on my doors.. but that isn't enough lol..
Lmao what kinda kids you got
None yet. We are waiting on that.
Yes obviously...
Well others disagree so not obvious
Wait till they're asleep or out probably, unless they have something to keep them occupied for enough time to not bother us.
Ok thats cool
I’d send them to grandma so I can have a good time instead of having prison sex ala a quiet place.
Lmao
Their will be always time for some quickies and a housewife knows how to balance things in the house but usually the big bang is at night in bed, the kids will sleep in their room and the parents will sleep in their own bedroom with the door locked and no one is allowed to disturb them unless they want the death penalty 😂
Oh wow
I will wait until they are not home. I will also wait until they are asleep and we must make sure that our room is locked 😂 we don’t care if they hear us but I won’t let them see us what we are doing 🤣🤷🏽♂️
Nahh i care more about what they hear then they see
Well we won’t make noise too loud but too normal to make them confuse to hear what we are doing
My ex wife and I showered together and had sex whenever we wanted from birth till our divorce by which time the kids were high school teens
Oh not bad
If they grow up with it they don’t think anything of it
i would wait till there in bed
bent over in the kitchen against the island counter thats so hot!!!
Hehe
@DizzyDesii i can image u like that lol
Of course
sorry if i overstep
Separate rooms. And if that doesn't work out we'll have to sneak out
Ahh ok
Why care about the kids, just have sex
People worry about the stupidest things ever
If you were one of those kids that went theu what some of us went through then you’d understand why
Sex is normal, people need to stop worry about things
That's is what gags are for.
I'd. Likely wait, can't sound proof the room cause you need to here what goes on outside, but I'm creative ill find a way, that can make it more fun, vs 1 bedroom every time
Tell her , meet me in the garage, in the car like teenagers, creativity.
Gags... oh hell no
Ew. Who would have sex when they have someone else's kid in the house? That's just wrong.
Also, @DizzyDesii You wouldn't ACTUALLY do it in the kitchen while the kids are in the living room; stfu. Lmao
No i actually would. I did it while my little sis was there. didn't give af. I've been caught by more fam/friends/enemies then you know
Omg.
A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do
I have dated 3 women who had kids in my time. I never bothered with waiting until they went to bed. That would fuck up my life. I have shit to do. They aren't my kids so I didn't care what happened to them and I never intended on staying around to find out.
I was going to see my girlfriend for one thing and when I got there, I used to just grab her, throw her in her room and lock the door and slam her as hard as I could and in whatever hole I wanted until I was done.
I don't know why but part of me inspires to be as cold as you.
@EABsTUQ that's how you have to be with women dude. If you really love them, then you treat them right but don't fall in love with a slut who already has two kids to different father's or a junkie bitch with a teenage son. These were the type of women they were. They were ok on the eye for a fuck but you couldn't take them in public cause they are too low forms of life. They were hookups who THOUGHT they were my girlfriend but I didn't see it that way. Want to know something desperate and funny? Just last week one of them texted me to say she just got married. It was her wedding night and she wanted me to come fuck her one more time so she could feel proper sex before she had sex with her new husband who was a virgin. I told her to fuck off and never attempt to make contact with me again.
Damn you're cold but I do somewhat agree and disagree. I do love honesty
I would have sex when there's kids around. I'd tease her when I can and vice versa but probably stick to foreplay. If we really can't resist anymore there's always the bathroom and I'd muffle her moans
Omg twin 😍
Yep🤷🏻♂️🙂
If I'm horny enough nothing will stop me haha
Lmao ikr
Not at all... you guys are too horny whenever they heard that
How about going to a small date again with my gorgeous lady and having sex in a rented room.
Or just something crazy roof top of the tallest building in my city. Or just old school waiting for my child to go asleep or being home before kid comes so that we can have some private time.
If you're that patient then ig
Crisis can sometimes lead to creative solutions
Hey u did nt tell me your fav vamp song
Regardless how you do it they know what you get up to. Kids are not stupid. . We tried be discreet but they knew. So by the time second wife came on the scene she just didn't bother where the girls were. Her reply was they are probably doing it more than us...
Lmao wow
you wait... an hour after you think they asleep... but how do you know if they really asleep?
Yea so why wait lmao
yeah... let em wonder...
I can't let me Kids get traumatized by that...
Okayy