Would you wait for the kids to go to sleep before you have sex?

Even if you’re not having kids, base it on if you were babysitting someone elses kid or something... My mom used to ask us to go to my grandma’s house. We refused so she said fck it and she got her groove on and we had to hear that shiit all night. I felt traumatized honestly but it was my fault for sticking around failing at cockblocking. I honestly just made me wanna grow up and get her back in hopes she’d catch me having sex. But seems like everyone BUT her ended up catching me 🤷‍♀️ As for my future kids, i prob wouldn't be as noisy as she was, but i’d totally still get my freak on— so be it in the bedroom with the door locked or be it bent over in the kitchen against the island counter when they’re in the living room distracted by tv 😂 I’ma get mines 🙌 #Cockblockers #FeelFreeToList #BabyFever #GettinSome #WhileTheChildrenSleep
Would you wait for the kids to go to sleep before you have sex?
I’ll wait til they’re not home
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Would you wait for the kids to go to sleep before you have sex?
I’ll wait til they’re sleep
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Would you wait for the kids to go to sleep before you have sex?
I’ll sneak around and hope they dont notice
Vote C
Would you wait for the kids to go to sleep before you have sex?
I’m getting laid regardless of if they’re around
Vote D
Would you wait for the kids to go to sleep before you have sex?
I just simply won't have sex
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  • No, I'll just lock the door and tell them not to knock unless it's an emergency..

    • Ikr ima still get some

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  • If I was babysitting I would wait until I got back home to my girlfriend or wife.

    • I meant if you're babysitting at your house

    • Then we'll have sex when we normally would.

  • I'd wait until there sleep or not at home

    • Aww ok

  • It doesn't mater to me anymore, if they want to watch charge them admission. ;)

    • Ew no lmao

    • Hey, maybe that will stop them from having sex to young... they might think about that every time they start to have sex... lol that will teach them...

    • Yea i doubt it. They’ll prob start paying for sex 💀

  • i would be very careful about it because my sister went through somethings and me as well

    • I did too

    • i am sorry, i hope you are doing better

  • Get it when u can. Just don't scar them for life.

    • I agree

  • F. Don’t have kids.

  • Sleep, You don't want them running and asking if you are ok, or have them calling 911. Bent over in kitchen, hmmm? Yep hot sauce for sure.

    • 😂 i’d just pull my panties down when im behind the countertop while he's spooning me from behind and we’ll keep quiet

    • most days you will gave a headache anyway.

  • When I was married, we would do it in the kitchen while our son was taking a bath or doing homework. My wife would be preparing dinner. And I would sneak up behind her or pin her to the wall. They were always quickies, but we enjoyed it. 😂

    Otherwise, we had to wait until he was asleep, or us. Usually we lost. 😂 Raising a smart kid is exhausting.🤔

    • Omg i want this

  • I will install sound proof walls.

  • If they're not my kids, as i'm babysitting i wouldn't have sex at all, even though i don't really see the situation where this would be an opportunity, but if it was our kids i dunno. It's a sign a realtionship is healthy.

    • True dat

  • Well of course I'm going to wait until they go to sleep LOL I don't want them to hear you screaming in pleasure LMAO

    • Lmao

  • I would definitely wait, I have been scarred before.

    • Houston we have a problem... babe that is not what we agreed on 🤣

    • You really want the kids to hear that? Lol.

    • NO, i promise to be quiet

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  • I would never have sex in the same house as kids.

    • Okay

  • No, our master suite had a bathroom where when I would give him a bath, we would sneak one in on the bed.

    • Lmaooo

  • wait until they are asleep at least..

    • Maybe

  • Kids may notice more than we can assume. That's what I heard.
    Better get them to sleep or keep them heavily distracted by something that interests them.
    Lock your doors before stripping off, don't take any chances with that. It is okay to an extent when kids see their parents flirting around, but it's a different situation when they see them in action.
    Don't give up your sex life altogether, you can still enjoy it but just be more careful about your privacy.

    • I see

  • Wait till they're asleep.
    But I'm afraid I might wake them up because of loud moaning noises at night.

    • Hahahaah

  • I havnt before. So why now? Lol

    • Oh ok

    • I've have been caught by kids. Oops

  • Because. Nothing like a good shock to instill the " do not be nosy" virtue.

    • Huhh

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