Would you wipe your boyfriends/girlfriends ass if both of their arms were in a cast?

[Anonymous]

If they broke both of their arms and needed you to wipe their ass would you do it?

[Southern_Shorty]

As weird as others might find this question, it's pretty legitimate to me. I would for sure help him out anyway he needed. He would probably get tired of me. Haha. "Need me to take your socks off?" "Want me to fluff your pillow?" "How about I make you a smoothie?" "Time to brush your little teefies!" Haha.

Not really all that extreme, but I would help out.

[Prettygurl12]

Yes.

My dad DID break both his arms and my mom had to do that for him. And she was pregnant with triplets at the time.

So that's what you do.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

what did he do? how did he eat? are you a triplet, too?

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

find out next time on DRAGON! BALL! Z!!! sorry, i had to :D

[Prettygurl12]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau lmao He fell off a truck at work My mom fed him I am not a triplet. They are 8 years to the day younger than me. We share the same birthday.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

that sucks! could he at least walk? i keep thinking of these dudes
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i was gonna ask for some funny triplet stories... i don't have too many, though :|

[Prettygurl12]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau My siblings are... interesting. Two brothers and a sister. The two boys are now taller than me... the pains of being the shorty (5'4) in a family of tall people. The average guy's height is 6'4 and the average lady's height is 5'10. So the boys are smaller than me. But there's hope the sister won't pass me lol maybe she'll be even shorter! :D Which is mean, but it'd make me happy not to be the smallest.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

i meant like a funny story. i'm the boy (obviously) and the other 2 are girls. they would do shit my dad and his twin brother used to do. like both sets would switch classes occasionally. or like my dad and his brother went to a school that didn't take attendance real good, so they would take turns going to school. 1 time they got caught. also, my dad took his brother's driver's test. since i didn't look like them, i couldn't do any of that stuff :/ #oddmanout

[Prettygurl12]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau Oh... yeah they're 14 and they don't look anything alike so they can't play those games.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

damn... i thought you were gonna have something good :P

[Prettygurl12]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau No... no fun stories except from when they were like 3 and my sister somehow managed to mess up their entire Christmas concert.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

that just sounds like 3 year old shenanigans :D

[Prettygurl12]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau Oh yes. She somehow found a ruler, walked it out on stage away from the group, handed it to the teacher, then walked back, stuck her head between my brothers, tried to burrow her way between them, except they locked shoulders and wouldn't budge. So she's standing there with her butt in the air trying to get between them and then she gets up, turns around, sits on their feet and leans back and they fall over and then all the kids are falling and then all the kids are laying on the steps in varying stages of pain and then she's just sitting there like nothing happened. Then she started taking off her tights. It was a thing with her. If people were laughing (and the entire congregation was basically in tears) she would strip naked. My parents don't speak of it because they were mortified. But it was hilarious.

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

that's pretty funny. kinda different, but similar when my aunt died. my cousin is 4 and when she died, we they were singing a hymn or whatever and he just starts singing to the tune of "chicken nuggets". literally everyone was losing it!

[Prettygurl12]

@Other_Tommy_Wiseau Kids are certainly something else.

[Poppykate]

Unfortunately, I had to do this for a boyfriend who was in an accident. Poor guy needed help with everything. But he is fine now! Life moves on!.

[Anonymous]

Hahahahaha... nice question dude...

Although I'd not... call me an asshole but I'd not... if it happened I'd say it's gross... well even if it's guaranteed for break-up... I'd not change ma ways...

[depressedguy12321]

i love you brah XD so true

[depressedguy12321]

why dont u try licking it then though XD

[Blueeyes81]

Love does not just mean the fun pleasant times. It's all encompassing. If that means I need to wipe her ass then I'll wipe her ass.

[zShikiz]

Sure would! No questions asked :)

[REALisRARE]

Yep. Of course

[Gems692]

I'd do anything for them.

They'd be more embarrassed and to be honest we'd probably both be laughing our heads off as we did it.

[selmo93]

Yes. I do that in work so at least i love him

[damnwinter]

Sure.

[epiper888]

Well I wouldn't want to but I would

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

probably, but that would suck so much ass!

[DBAOracle]

Yeah. I would put some gloves on though.

[Tisca4life]

Yes we are there to watch out each other's ass :)

[goretcki]

I'd do it, but I wouldn't enjoy it

[Anonymous]

I'd put gloves on first. But yeah. I'd get it over with. And do it.