Guys, what are the best and worst things about having external "plumbing"?

I mean, do girls have some misperceptions?


Guys, what are the best and worst things about having external "plumbing"?

What are the pros and cons of having a penis?

Just curious...
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  • The best thing is that just getting a boner can feel really good. The bad thing is that you can't be publicly aroused, and sex toys can be more or less more expensive, and harder maintenance.

  • I think a big pro is having skin is a solid layer of protection from disease/infection/bacteria etc. I also think it's kind of nice because it's easier access... a girl can reach over and start playing really easily and see the results of her effort very quickly and that can be fun for all.
    Downsides... can get bunched up a bit I guess? Sometimes you want a little breathing room or a little air. Vulnerable in a fight I guess? lol.

  • The biggest issue I run into with having a penis is random erections. Thee's only so much one can do to hide 9 inches of unexpected boner.

    • are those real inches or internet inches? ;)

    • Hahaha 😂 definitely real inches 😉

  • You can put the camp fire out. Fire man and the fire hose. Just make sure you drink lots of water.

  • the biggest missconception that i've come across is: the man should be hard by himself and should cum by default. if he doesn't get hard or cum, clearly he has a problem... like not even thinking that she may have to actually do something as well. not like leaving everything to him and just spread their legs and wait.

    • lol ok I wasn't really referring to sexcapades but fair enough.

    • ok downsides: you can pinch you shit in a sipper and you can easily hurt your stuff in various ways. also it's the ugglier genital a agreed upon by both men and women so that kind of sucks.

    • beg to differ. been told by women, my penis is beautiful.

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  • I'm an anomaly... I don't use mine the same way as other men. I don't do penetrative sex.
    I'm pierced, so I have to sit to pee. I don't see any advantage, but I'm happy with having one.

    • I use mine for sex, but I'm pierced as well. Really defeats the whole "call of the wild" bs. If I don't wanna make a mess? Best to sit.

  • Pros: Peeing standing up is awesome and boners feel really good
    Cons: boners at the wrong time are super awkward lmao it was the worst trying to hide randoms as a teenager, It makes running and other physical activity annoying sometimes

  • the funny thing is i can do the same thing in that meme picture lmfao

  • LOL Love the Gif! I can stand an pee, piss anywhere really and without exposing all my ass to the word.. :)

    • LOL. And the worst?

    • Zippers.. definitely the worst.. like getting a circumcision all over again :-)

    • ouch

  • Ìt terrific to be able to pee anywhere. Given how much stress guys have had looking for a place I think that freedom is so underrated

    The worst is kidney stones

    • my stepdad gets kidney stones. That looks brutal.

    • They say it's the closest a guy can come to the pain of childbirth... note the closest not the same...

    • yep. I heard the same.

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  • That gif tho xD

  • The best thing about having a penis is sharing it with those who don’t
    -Ron Jeremy

    Worst would be always having tuck it to one side and still be comfortable

  • Pro: the world is your urinal

    Con: trying to pee with morning wood requires advanced yoga training

  • Pros: Pee standing up, fun to play with, the warmth when you are hard and have it on your leg feels nice when its cold (its really warm)

    Cons: Can sometimes touch the water in some toilets when you do sit down

  • The feeling of having a massive orgasm is the best.
    And
    Not having an orgasm is the worst.
    Nuff said

  • Masturbating and orgasims best part

    • and the worst?

    • Guys always get put into a thing where we are all the same like one guy is a deuche so that means we all are

    • The worst I can think of is to get kicked or hit in the balls, esp by a girl. Its emasculating to have a girl incapacitate a man by using his symbols of strength and manhood, his cock & balls to totally subdue & defeat him.

  • The possibilities are nearly endless and to have the benefit over others in size and stamina. Just simply pleasing a girl. So satisfying

  • best: its convenience

    worst: its worthless to society and can be cut off

  • I mean I like it, just sucks when the external plumbing expands and well it's external so the customer could potential see the plumbing expanding leading to awkward situations

  • I’m not sure cause I don’t have external plumbing but I guess it wouldn’t be anything good I mean my plumbing is internal I suppose I don't know

    • ok then.

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