Anyone ever order food and open the door naked when it gets delivered?

[sylvia89]

I really want to do that but I'm nervous also 🤷‍♀️

[BeyondCuriosity]

People have made some really valid points on here. Most guys I know would appreciate it a lot even if they weren't attracted to you, the gesture would be flattering. If it were me, it would make my day. I don't think most women would react as well, and someone made a great point that many delivery people could be minors. That would be problematic.
** DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT PUBLICLY CONDONING ANY ACTION. ONLY GIVING THINGS TO CONSIDER. ** I'm thinking it would be more likely to work out if you have a way to see who is outside your door without being seen before you commit to being naked for starters. Have a robe or something that you could shed quickly if the situation was right. Maybe you adjust your clothing in such a way that you're showing off just a little bit and see if you can catch them staring at cleavage or something first, and then consider shedding the clothing if they seem interested.
I personally think that people are overly sensitive about nudity in general, but that's the way it is. I also think that it would be a dream come true for most men to have this happen, and it's a shame that you need to be so careful about it, but that's the way it is. I really hope that this gets to happen for you and some lucky delivery guy, but I'd hate to have you get in trouble over it.

[BeyondCuriosity]

Did you ever go through with it?

[MrOracle]

I had it happen to me a few times 30ish years ago when I was delivering pizza. Once it was HORRIBLE - some nasty old woman (and not just nasty because she was old, but because she was NASTY). But once it was a girl in sheer clothing, and that was nice, but the awesome one was when I had moved to a college down, and I delivered to a house where obviously a bunch of female students lived, and 4 hot girls came to the door wearing only panties. Yowsa!

[RyanK9b]

USA things* 🤪

[yabbadabbadoo]

Dear forum...

[MrOracle]

Sadly, a titty show was as far as it went. Nothing Penthouse-worthy I'm afraid.

[spartan55]

@MrOracle I delivered pizza 🍕 for a stretch too... never was so fortunate. Wasn't in a college town either, that would surely increase your odds.

[jimmy2]

My dream job lol

[MrOracle]

@jimmy2 I delivered pizza as either a primary or secondary job for about 5 years, and for the most part, it was a great, fun job. Aside from the one year where I lived in the San Luis Obispo area, I was working in my hometown, which at the time was rapidly growing, and there were few food choices in a large area of town, so the pizza place was BUSY and I'd work 5-6 hour shifts delivering pizza, and I'd take 2 or 3 deliveries at a time. I knew the streets, so I could get it done efficiently, and so I made good money (relatively) and most of the night was driving around listening to music. Today, the town has far more choices, including more pizza options, so deliveries are far fewer. I suspect that if I had that job here today, I'd probably deliver to about half as many houses per shift, and make much less money, so that kind of ruins the fun. Though with COVID, it's probably pretty good right now.

[jimmy2]

True

[Smoke-n-Growls]

No.

The delivery person is simply someone doing their job, trying to make ends meet. Often paid less than minimum wage.

They are not a tool for your kink or horny playfulness.

You do not know their beliefs, their tastes, or their background.

In fact, you're practically sexually harassing them. Especially with your intent.

How would you feel if you were at work and a man just came in to expose himself to you?

[19vetteman91]

Oh but I think you may be wrong with how much delivery people make. I'm just about 52 years old and I have 3 good friends that all have college degrees one lives in a sub of Dallas TX , one in a sub of Tampa FL and one in a size town of 16,000 people in South Dakota and low abd behold all 3 of these guys have quit their careers and deliver pizza for Dominos ( good job Dominos ) all 3 claim they make better pay then their college degree jobs all 3 state they make over $52,000 a yr plus have great benefits the one down in Dallas TX made$ $63,000 last year and that's with claiming the legal amount of tips and the friend in SD was right at 52k yr over his $44k yr career which like he says but I was expected to work min of 54 hours a week sometimes 60-65 hours it was a salary job ! Now he only works 40 hour weeks plus makes $6k more per year

[pleasestopthis]

If a dude flashes his dick to a woman, she probably will report him for sexual harassment. Why is it different now? You're planning to to the same.
You can't know for sure every guy will feel flattered by seeing you, in fact, he may feel frustrated or even repulsed by your attitude.
The answers I read here just show dudes also have the double standards they complain about so much.

[Wonderer89]

No. I’m not in the habit of trying to sexually harass teens trying to earn money for the latest COD expansion pack. Like a healthy, functioning adult I’m able to get my jollies without exposing myself to a minor

[COMMODOREII]

I think they would be over the latest cod if they got to see a naked woman. Lol

[Wonderer89]

@COMMODOREII it’s only sexual harassment if they’re ugly right

[COMMODOREII]

Whose ugly?

[Wonderer89]

@COMMODOREII the naked person opening the door to an unsuspecting and unconsenting teenager

[COMMODOREII]

I don't think you are ugly 😗

[AustinMan]

You're beautiful. For me, it's even sexier is she's in a micro G-string and matching 4-6 inch classic stiletto pumps.

[chrissykerdock]

not naked but in a short robe thin made of silk... both times the delivery person got very nervous and their eyes bulged... neither made a move on me... i don't really know why i did that or what i thought might happen... maybe i was jailbait i think i was 14-15 when i did that.

[Nxtawm]

... I wouldn't recommend doing that, it's potentially not safe, and the delivery person is just tryna do their job

[katiesmuff]

At 19 but it wasn't for food delivery, it was a group of Jehovah Witness members going door to door spewing there stuff. This wasn't even a house, it was in an apt complex. They were speechless, didn't hand me their stuff and just walked away.

[Wise4myage]

Haha, that's awesome.

[1Anon]

It’d be interesting to do it. I’m intrigued by it now that I’m thinking about it lol

[cheapshotbob]

i woudl be a delivery guy if that happened but then again i would suspect im part of a porn movie seeing how tha seems to be the opening scene with a naked chick opening the dor and no way to pay for the pizza >_> she must give one heck of a tip XD

[Moonchild714]

Yep many times and usually with my meal getting cold while we got very friendly...

Now, I see your Profile says your 30 but you don't look over 14. So if you're nder the age of consent or your State don't do it you'll get the Delivery Person put on a Sex Registry for the Rest of Their Lives...

[Red_Arrow]

And what does your husband think of that?

[Moonchild714]

@Red_Arrow I'm aware she had a life before me as I had one before her

[MotherEarth2020]

I love your hair, it awesome

By the way yes I have answered door naked lots of times and I mean a lot

[Red_Arrow]

Alright! Too bad I am not in your neighborhood. I could take a second job delivering food!

[MotherEarth2020]

@Red_Arrow Yeah, I I live to far away from the city for any deliveries. The mailman gets a view though

[Red_Arrow]

Well, I don't think it is the mailman that is knocking on your door lots of times. Somebody out there is getting a delightful view a lot.

[MotherEarth2020]

@Red_Arrow Yeah my neighbors that have the drone.

[Red_Arrow]

I love your sense of humor. You must be an exciting person to be with (if anyone can get near you way out in the country) :-) What part of the country do you live in?

[MotherEarth2020]

@Red_Arrow Northern Wisconsin

[Red_Arrow]

Yes, I guess the population is not too dense there. :-)

[Red_Arrow]

At least the neighbors are up to date on technology (drones) and know where to send them for the best views! :-)

[MotherEarth2020]

@Red_Arrow Two years ago my husband got in trouble. With them. He took his shot gun and shot one of them down

[Red_Arrow]

lol. Yep. That will get you in a bit of trouble. :-)

[MrHopper]

Not food but have done it with delivery drivers when they caught me... usually half chuck something on... one of my gfs friends popped something round once while i was cleaning in my boxers too

[pajamasam]

One time me and an ex were on vacation and ordered a pizza and then started having sex and he showed up about 15 minutes later. We were super sweaty and I just wrapped a towel around my waist and my ex just kinda pulled the covers up a bit when the pizza guy came by.

We were naked but only technically really.

If i were a good looking women i would definitely try seducing the pizza boy at least once lol.

[Fatherhere901]

Watch videos of amateurs doing it. see how safe you are.

But, if you want more security in place, send me a private message.
(I'll tell you a few tips that work... don't want anyone hearing about them and dis-arming them)

[sylvia89]

I can't message first because it says my level is to low

[ohshee]

If I was the delivery guy and you do thst would I have to leave lol

[integrale77]

Sounds like a laugh but your risking getting more than you ordered.

If you must though test the water with just wearing underwear and if your afraid to just go full on deliberate nude wrap a towel around you loosely which could drop off at any time.

If your ordering food from the same place and its the same delivery driver all the time then you know they are interested 😉

[ThiccBoai]

Keep in mind that some delivery person might not be into that. I do not want to see a person naked when I'm delivering food

[sophiejo]

I've answered in under wear and in a short robe but never completely naked

[Red_Arrow]

lol. Keep working at it. You will get there. :-)

[TonyV]

I haven't done that, but you know what sounds like a great idea? Tou should film the while thing so you able to send me his reaction, yeah. . . I want to see the reaction😁🙃🤣🤣🤣

[Bri_Happy]

I have but it was by accident not on purpose

[Jamie05rhs]

Suuuurrre.

[pepperhicks]

It is easy enough to say something like "sure, it will brighten the delivery person's day," but really it is not a nice thing to do. Delivery people have difficult jobs that generally do not pay well. The person at the door may not have any interest in seeing you nude.
Flip it around and imagine being a woman delivery person trying to do a job, and having some creepy guy customer flash them.
There has to be another way for you to satisfy your exhibitionist streak with a consenting partner.

[BlueEyedBirdWatcher]

It feels like a dangerous game with a stranger.