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Having been misinterpreted in a prior MyTake, I will NOT be asking anyone to elimante this phrase from their vocabulary. But can any of you help come up with a more pleasant sounding phrase for oral sex on a female human? Please?
What's up inside there to be "eaten OUT" anyway? Is the guy Hannibal Lecter, and he's going to pull her ueterus out with his teeth and savor it with some fava beans and a nice Khianti?
OR... is it more like a yeast infection yogurt parfait waiting to be despensed like soft serve ice cream?
Come on... we can do better can't we? Here's a few I came up with. Suggestions wanted.
Even the cave man-ish "eat a box lunch at the Y" sounds less gross to me than "eating a girl out". Seriously, Gross...
Best suggestions get MHO tomorrow.
What Girls & Guys Said
24 49I like going down on a girl. I also like to put my face between her legs.
Not gonna lie, "going down" sound like a death mission... brings to mind a crashing plane
@rebekahj391 I need to taste you. I need to feel your wetness on my face.
I do agree. I used to say "making out with her pussy" .. Since that is what it is. But then immediately noticed everyone was calling it eating her out, so I conformed.
Like the poll options lol, clever nominees.
blasphemy for conforming... i like that one =/
@loofah lol yeah totally
Worship women with my tongue?
Humiliation is not right for it.
I have always referred to it as going down.
Muff diving?
I've always just referred to it as going down. But anything works, anything on your poll is good
I prefer devouring the muffburger the most newest and civilisidesed way to describe licking vagina🙃
Sounds more ancient like from 1000 AC.
French kiss the taco☺️
not bad...
What about applying CPR to the kitty
Hahaha dude two good ones
- "Liquor license."
- "A what?"
- "A LICK HER LICENSE!"
We can call it whatever you want bay bayyyy
Hahaha
French kissing the kitty?
Feasting from the honey pot.
Head
Oral sex
Brains
Going down
Dining at the y
I LOVE EATING PUSSY!
Intetestingly enough, I met this alien life form once at the shrine auditorium in los angeles in the late 80s that said eating pussy was a favourite delicacy on his planet...
Somehow, I don't think he and I were talking about the same thing... lmfao!!!
Munching rug Muff diving DIVER DOWN! Going down Slit lick Kissing the pretty petals of her delicate little flower... I've got plenty more, but they get more crude from there...
Or just say giving head lots of people say that.
Smooch the cooch
lol
always going down on girls...👍
How about giving her a tongue twister :p
I'm old-fashioned when it comes to language, but why not just cunnilingus?
Much more accurate than "eating a girl out"
True. "Eating out" makes me cringe a lot more, it sounds cannibalistic. Let's have a girl for dinner?
Exactly. Thank you. What's up inside a vagina to "eat out" anyway?
Yes, I don't really get it.
Same here, #Cunnilingus is for me best word and it can hide it away from under-age people. Latin is not taught in elementary anymore...
I vote for licking that b! tch raw!
oh yes... that sounds... well... painful the next when she puts her clothes back on.
I know, just kidding or messing with you. Going down or cunnerlingus is fine :)
so, you're a cunning linguist then...
Oh yeah, i change lives! lol