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Ruin a First Date in 4 words! Ready? Go?
Mine:
*Pantiless under this dress (I'm not wearing panties)
*I'm very flexible
*Imagine this banana's you
Can YouTurn Your Date On In 4 Words? Ready? Go?
Brainsbeforebeauty Editor
Ruin a First Date in 4 words! Ready? Go?
Mine:
*Pantiless under this dress (I'm not wearing panties)
*I'm very flexible
*Imagine this banana's you
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What Girls & Guys Said
23 63Black Amex, large cock.
kiss me
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Where is your switch
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I don't want to turn anyone on. Because then she would have blue ovaries, and that wouldn't be very nice to do to a person.
I don't know if women get blue ovaries like men get blue balls, but hey.. There's a question for you to ask 🤣🤣
@Brainsbeforebeauty Well... you're a woman. Do you?
Sometimes
It's annoying, isn't it?
Right
Yeah, it's annoying for us, too.
Hey, @Brainsbeforebeauty, do you know what REALLY sucks?
What,?
Lol. I decided to write a question about it. You already saw it. Basically, what really sucks is when I customer flirts with you and your hands are tied because you don't want to get fired.
"a" customer
But you could of told her to call you after business hours on your free time
Maybe. But it's still a risk. And I like this job too much to risk it for something stupid. Plus, I've never gotten fired for anything inappropriate before, and I'd like to keep it that way.
Girl! I'm just a lonely man in a lonely world, riding his lambo, heading to my mansion where the word boredom welcomes me on my front porch, walking to my big bed wondering where my girl's at...
If i had a girl asking me:
"Heyyyy, why your eating and licking your ice cream cone like a monster?"
Me: "ohh sorry, i forgot that it's just an ice cream cone but anyways that's how i'll eat you NEXT!"
The girl: "well you lick and suck the ice cream and leave the cone for me" 😁
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The world ain't fitting miss brains naughtiness anymore, she's laughing hard and her laughs can be heard in the nearby states and the people are wondering if cloverfield turned out to be real 👾😂
Hope many muffins you eat already this morning 🤔🤣
Yes keep hoping miss brains muffins, your keyboard is naughtier than you 🤣 Well it's the weekend and miss brains gave me an unlimited access to the muffins 😀🧁
Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie!
There. :D
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https://youtu.be/Ye8mB6VsUHw
I have a Bentley 😊
I love giving head
I'm wet for youWanna taste my panties
Yes see that would work And "I give great head" "I ride cowgirl style"🤣
Rape is still crime? 😂
@Sam_The_Savage where did anyone mention rape? And that wouldn't be a good line to use on anyone
Why not? Most of the "YOUNG GIRL" have raped fantasy. No?
@Sam_The_Savage your sick
Yup I'm sick to empty minded human.
@Sam_The_Savage then stay the fuck outta my way. 👍
B***h your way? Do you even have any way? Lol 😂
@Sam_The_Savage what is your issue? let's keep it respectful! Thanks!
Aunty I'm respectful to everyone. I'm sorry if I hurts anyone feelings. Lol 🖕
@Sam_The_Savage no you not...
Aunty I'm sorry 😘😘
@Sam_The_Savage your poor mother
Okies wowgirl your mother is my mother 😘
@Sam_The_Savage you wish
Yes aunty my wish 😘
@Sam_The_Savage dude how old are you? smj
I'm 24. Why? You don't like young dick? 😭
@Sam_The_Savage I asked because you should act your age then instead of acting like a child 🙂 and no I don't... I like grown man dick 😘 and obviously you ain't there
Thank god you don't like young dick... I feel safe now. Thanks ma'am 😘😘
@Sam_The_Savage you were always safe. Wouldn't fuck someone with your mentality with my worst enemy's vagina 🙂
@sam_the_savage my purse is worth more than your ransom would be, even to your parents.
Mentality? Oops again I'm sorry if I make you feel bad. If you were here than I go to my knees n touch your feet and apologize about my behaviour. 😊
@Wowwgirl🤣🤣I try not to resort to insults but man sometimes some people.. I mean I'm human and super hungover and I don't usually get hangovers lol
Ever swallow a gun?
I thought girls are smart enough to understand sarcasm 🤣🤣🤣🤣 god 🤣🤣
@Sam_The_Savage maybe you just suck at it... That's what she said 🤣🤣
Who is she? I dunno know. My eyes only n only on you aunty 😘😘🤣🤣🤣.
I'm smart enough to hide a 24 year old body
@wowwgirl Every dumbass think they are smart... so not surprised. Now will you please stop disturbing me. I m busy in thinking about aunty. 😘
@Sam_The_Savage so what's incest like? Nevermind I'll ask your mother and aunt. Try harder next time...
No I never mind babe as I said your mother is my mother. So you can ask your mother. Pm me what ya mom replied. I'm waiting. 😘
@Sam_The_Savage you middle eastern?
Why you want to know? Go slow girls fall in love with me so Fastly. 😘
@Sam_The_Savage hahahahaha you wish they did 🤣
@brainsbeforebeauty he's middle eastern. Makes sense now ☺️
Oh aunty I was missing you from last 10min 🤣 Thank god you comment.
@wowwgirl Kiss ya cheeks 😘 You never disappointed me. Your comment on expected line. Lol
@Sam_The_Savage Curry😂
What? 😂
@wowwgirl It's you in your profile pic?
I regularly eat sushi.
Hahaha... That's easier for women. I can't think of much that a guy could "say," that would turn a woman on. Imagine a guy saying, "I'm not wearing any underpants." Yuck. Lol. Things I have said; "You have a beautiful mouth."
"I could look at your face for a thousand years."
"Your hair is amazing."
"Wow, you smell gorgeous."
"Great shoes." Lol.
🤣Not wearing underwear hey 🤔 LOL nice ones👍🙂
Cream in your donut? 😎
🤣🤣🤣 lolol you could also said "Wanna ride the elephant" 🤣🤣🤣
I thought that would be too on the nose. Lol
Get it? On the nose. Lol
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You make me hard.
I'm a millionaire.
Eat you out, baby?
Simples...
I'm giving you head
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You're a G@G whore!
That's your line? Or you calling me a whore? Either way, you off the mark 🤷🏼♀️
I'm horny, are you? 😏
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D-nicely done! By jove, I must say it worked!!
@Jamie05rhs Good! I'm glad I know how to turn people on. 😊
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Just emptied the dishwasher ;)
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Ironed your clothes baby, daddy took out d’trash, finished cleaning the bathroom... all of these are solid gold :)
👍👍🙂 lol
That's a good one!
At least five orgasms.
Promise? 🤣
Yes ma'am. 😎
LOL..
My Five Inch Tongue
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You want my cock?
Maybe... You make me hard might work better
Thanks for the tip. Guess I shud have thought of that.
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Lick your labia baby
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