Did you ever hear or walk in on your parents having sex as a kid? How did you react?

This is part of what traumatized me as a kid. When my mom was dating my sister’s dad and the guy who stuck around for 8 years after him, i’d practically cry myself to sleep. I fckin hated hearing that shit.
Around age 5, She once put me out the car on a family roadtrip and made my grandparents come pick me up instead because i kept crying and cockblocking when the guy tried to kiss her while driving. As for The night im pretty sure they conceived my sis, i was like 5 or 6, crying in the hallway of his home and his son who was the same age, cradled me and kept saying “Dont cry Desi” as we cried together.
Age 8-17 i had to hear her do her longterm boyfriend. They were so fckin loud and i’d stand in the hall like michael fckin meyers and give him the deathstare everytime he came out in nothing but tidy whities to do his after sex pee. I hated that bastard so much. My mom would scream “take your evil ass back to bed.”
Man i came home one day to find my favorite bunk bed set gone and she replaced it with this new Queen bed. It was nice but i didn't want that shit. And get this, the mattress they put on it was the one she and dude fcked on all those years. Wtf kinda parent… Man I had nightmares everynight of them doing shit on it.
I vowed revenge and to one day do it to where she’d catch me
having sex to see how she’d feel. Guess my first ex wasn't the only motivator for that shit. Unfortunately she still never caught me but her boyfriend did and she never believed him. Lmao too funny. #FeelFreeToList
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See at least when i do it all over the house, I’d still be discreet. They won't know whats going on 😂 I can be going at it behind the kitchen island while cooking (except i dont cook) lmao so ok maybe the kids will know sumns going on. But man, my dad was on next level shit. We went to six flags and shared a hotel. He tried to eat his wife out while all the kids were asleep in the bed across from them. Lmao that freaky ass bastard. I defintely saw that shit. I get my nasty side from him😂
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  • Uhhhh some bad memories on this one.

    She had this asshole of a shithead as a boyfriend that lived in, he came from a nearby town and he was out of work more often than he was in work… real piece of art he was.

    Was 16 at the time, they were doing it with the door open as they thought I had gone to work but that was my day off. He made more noise than her. II pretended not to notice and headed straight for the door.

    The next incident, I came home early from work, I caught him masturbating on the couch. I know it was wrong but I couldn’t help but laugh as shit I didn’t know at that time that there was really such a thing as a small dick, it was seriously short and thin.

    Then again I caught them doing it with the door open, it was doggy style and he was pulling her hair while making lots of noises. The next morning I printed on a piece of paper “HAHAHA!!!” and placed it on the counter with half a hotdog before heading out for school.

    Then the asshole had this habit of disrespecting my space in the house, it’s been accepted that the basement was my space and that included the bedroom, bathroom, living space and kitchenette. Then there was this time I was taking a big ass shit, had Indian food for the first time and let’s just say my gut didn’t like it. He opened the door saw me just as I was getting up. He starred at mine for a few seconds and ignored that I kept telling him to get out. I started locking the door to the basement after that.

    I knew he was upset because 3 days later he was rather drunk and kept asking me if I thought I was a hot shot because I have a big dick.

    Well they kept at it would continuously have sex with the door open.

    Then came my revenge, accidental though. It turned out he had a daughter from a. previous marriage that attending the same school, I had no idea as she looked 100% Asian and you couldn’t tell by the last name that she was mixed as it was Lee. We had a few dates outside of house, messed around and I got to bring her home. I kept all doors closed and let’s just say she was very loud, after it was over she was whimpering and uhhhh it was a shocker as we headed up the stairs as it turned out they had been home and uhhh let’s just say he wasn’t happy. I was like wait what she is your daughter, adopted I presume as it’s impossible a piece of shit with a small dick could father children. The aftermath? Well that’s for another post.

    • He made more noise than her. Lmao i love it already. Im reading as im typing haha. Omg i slid something under their door once like HAHAHA 😂 lmao why he staring at u taking a dump lmao!! Oh shiiiit he was admiring your dick 😂😂😂 and damn they had lots of open door sex. They mustve slick been exhibitionists. And damn you did his daughter 💀 but why you hatin on the man dick so much. Small dicks can be good for oral At least 🤷‍♀️

    • He was just that type of bastard and the kind that liked other people knowing he got laid presumably because it was difficult for him to get laid. which either happened in exchange for a lot of dosh or a green card (not the one issued by AMEX) Oh well... he ensured his daughter broke it off with me though... threatened her that if she didn't break it off he would cancel their visa to remain in the States.

    • Damn he was petty af

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  • No Thank God. I probably could have. But I chose not to LMAO.
    But I was going out with a girl one time and whenever I'd spend the night at her house her roommate would be having sex. And when things got a little bit loud I would bust through the door the running in dive onto the bed. Right next to them.
    And I would yell tell me where the ambulance is on the way I could hear you in here screaming in pain I called the ambulance and the fire truck still be here any minute and then I'd get up and just nice and easy walk out the door and before I would close it I would say so when you hear somebody knocking at the door you better get up and get it cuz it's probably the police department you want me to give you mouth-to-mouth. Dude do you need any assistance I think you got this handled don't you okay don't forget the police will be knocking at the door any minute so you guys better get up and I would close the door nice and easy

    • Lmaoooo this is so damn funny!! Cockblockin is awesome huh

    • Well I enjoyed it that's for sure every 5 minutes I would go to the front door knock on it Fire Department open up please

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  • It's actually traumatising for me because my family home was small we shared one bedroom.
    I slept in their bed until I was 4 then had an over head bunk bed over theirs til I was 19.
    They had sex regularly at least 3 or 4 times a week. I heard it, smelt it and sometimes could see them moving below yuck.

    When I got older and went out my parents would spend all day in bed on the weekends.
    Smoking weed and fucking.
    At some point I had a sleep over at a friend's and they bought me sleeping bags. They started to use it as the mattress to fuck on in the living room.

    At around 6 my dad moved out and he lived 15 mins away. My mum would leave in the middle of the night to go there and fuck. I'd wake up scared coz like wtf where was she?

    I hated my dad.

    For all these different things.

    I've caught my mum giving my dad a blow job when I walked in through the living room, they didn't know I was back.

    I used to do ballet they recorded me, and put it on video, one day after secondary school I looked for it coz I was going to do a film project anyways they created a sex tape recording all over it.

    Growing up I actually felt like my parents had sex out of spite, not even out of enjoyment. Like they spent more time fucking then actually doing things with me as a family.

    Family time always ended in a fight. Either him or my mum getting angry or physical over card games coz someone was cheating. My dad at one point cut my mums chin in the bathroom coz of a gave of snap gone wrong.

    • Omgeeee im crying. My shit dont even compare to yours. You had it rufff
      Did you ever hear or walk in on your parents having sex as a kid? How did you react?

    • My childhood was a mess. That's why now I'm happy living by myself just doing my own thing. I'd love to have a boyfriend and friends but this antagonising behaviour is clearly part of people. And I'm over it. I just want peace my neighbours are headache enough.

    • I hope you overcome this all soon

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  • Oh i am so sorry to know you had to go through that darling you didn't deserve that

    n yes i have seen my mum n dad do it many times and coz we were a nudist family so they didn't bother much where they were doing... but thank goodness it never had any bad affect on me or my brothers eventhough mum was loud everytime

    • Lol i bet

    • hehe

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  • Never. I saw them kiss once when I was too young to know my age.

    • Oh damn

  • I heard them all the time. My kids have heard me.

  • Awwww! Thank goodness I never heard or saw them. But they did gift me their used mattress. 😒😒😒 Pretty sure my kids sleep on that mattress at their house now. 🤔

    • Lmaooo i hate reusing mattresses. I bought my own soon as i made money

  • I walked in on my mom and her brother in law (my father’s older brother) when I was ~kindergarten age.

    They were copulating on her bed.

    I had no real concept of what they were doing, but they were clearly enjoying themselves and it wasn’t frightening to me. I watched them until my mother saw that I was standing there in the doorway, at which point she uncoupled from (the man that I’d always thought was) my uncle and led me back to my room, where she pulled my building blocks out of the toy box and got me started playing with them before returning to her own session of playing with my ‘uncle’.

    A few years later she had a birds & the bees talk with me, leading off with the question; “Do you remember what you saw us doing that day?”

    I told her that I did and it saved her quite a bit on the introduction section of her talk.

    She was a very strong, but also gentle person, an ‘Earth Mother’ type who was utterly unflappable. What might be an awkward or negative experience for some people she simply integrated into the ebb and flow of life.

    And yes, if you’ve already guessed, she revealed at that point that my ‘uncle’ was actually my biological father, and that what I had witnessed them doing was how I came to be.

    • Copulating? Lmao thats new… wait your uncle? Nooo

    • It was a bit of a scandal in my family., and it reverberated in several significant ways down through the years, as you might imagine. Eventually my mother and who I thought was my dad divorced. The coolest head In the whole hot mess was my paternal grandfather (my father and uncle’s father). At the height of the family battle royale he literally stepped into the middle of the fray and demanded the truth of the matter. When he got his head around it (remember, this was the early/mid 1950’s) and he was assured that I was HIS biological grandson, albeit NOT the biological son of the brother who married my mother, he turned to my mother and said: “So he’s the son of *one* of my boys then?” To which my mother replied; “Yes.” At which point he scanned the faces of the various family members present with an intensity worthy of an Old Testament Patriarch, looked sternly at my mother, then nodded, smiled and winked at her, saying; “CLOSE ENOUGH!” And the matter was closed.

  • Oh my...😂 😂 😂.

    • My mom was rude but my dad just gave no fcks 😂

  • Uhm when I was like 8 my mom met someone new (they were together for 15 years, then he cheated) anyways we were to visit his parents and we three had to sleep together in one room... they had sex that night, thinking I was already asleep... they weren't loud but I still heard it and I actually never understood it until a few years ago... I think everyone can understand that I hate this man eversince

    • hehe wasn't it ok for them to do it since they were together lol

    • Sure but definitely not with a child being nearby

    • Yea i didnr hate men. Just the ones doing my mom 😂

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  • Yes and I don’t want to remember it ever please lol.

    • Yea its horrible

  • I wasn't around when my parents were kids.

    • I didn't ask about your parents being kids lmao

    • Doubt my parents had sex as kids.

    • No ones talking about them being kids. Im asking when you were a kid did you have to hear them

  • hell to the no... lol

    • the only one time I walked onto people having sex was during college years... this couple at a classroom that was supposed to be empty... lol

      Did you ever hear or walk in on your parents having sex as a kid? How did you react?

    • And you walked out? You didn't sit and watch the show? Lmao

    • no... lmfao, he was a friend of mine and he looked at me like "dude..." you know and that girl, well.. she was a friend to one of my best friends and she looked at me like " oh no... " lol... but, nobody heard about them and that, not from me...

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  • Oh i see 🤣 i think all kids had to hear that at some point. I didn't cockblocked my dad so far as i can remember but am sure i did it few times 😁. I was a kid, give me a break. I heard them doing it many times and it did not traumatized me, i just got more curious, once i asked dad and he told me these noises are good ones and the rest i will figuer it out. So! The Mrs. is loud in bed, specially when we moved to our villa, no neighbors behind this wall, so yea. Am good.

    • Lol i want all the neighbors to know 😂🤣 they can come watch for all i care haha

  • Yes 1 time I walked in on my parents when I was like 5 or 6 and it scarred me , other times I would hear them but I would just walk away and blank it out of my head , it might of not been so bad for you if it was your mom and your biological father having sex , but hearing your mom with other guys probably traumatized you even more is my guess, I couldn’t imagine hearing my mom having sex with some boyfriend or my dad having sex with some other girl , so I can see that being messed up, luckily for me Both my parents stayed together for the long haul. My parents marriage is the marriage I always wanted , They stuck together no matter what obstacles they faced , and stayed loyal to each other , and were happily married for 54 years until my mom passed away , My Dad isn’t doing well what so ever and it’s heart breaking to see , My ex cheating on me was traumatizing , I eventually forgave her cuz she is the mother of my children , but I will never forget, She made attempts to get me back and I honestly can’t do it , people that cheat are pathetic to me , my thing is if you are going to cheat end the damn relationship , what’s the point of trying to go back to someone that you can’t love and value , that’s just my opinion on things , I don’t get into committed relationships to be single , what would be the point? I worked with a guy once that I was bullshitting with and all of a sudden another guy walked in and said hey man to the guy I was talking to , th guy I was talking to looked like he saw a Ghost as the guy walked by him , I said dude you alright and he said yes, I said who was that? He said that’s the guy my wife had an affair with. i thought to myself why is he being nice to him , I would of dropped his ass and that bitch wouldn’t be my wife anymore , just seeing that made me sick to my stomach , I told him dude you should really reconsider staying with her , hate to break it to you but she will cheat again

    • Even if it was my dad i’d be disgusted. I dont wanna hear that crap

    • I hear ya, but you know they did a study saying when kids hear their parents having sex it actually brings peace into a home , I know it sounds crazy but psychologically I guess it makes kids feel at ease that their parents are still in love and happy together , even when parents hug and kiss each other in front of their kids , it apparently makes the kids feel better that their parents love one another , even though the kid might go ewwww disgusting but deep down inside it brings them comfort knowing their parents still love each other , Most kids tend to grow up hearing their parents fighting and arguing and name calling each other , so when they hear their parents having sex or hugging and kissing it makes things calm in the home , I kind of see and agree with that study , Cuz it’s basically teaching children that love and marriage exists instead of them growing up thinking what’s the point of getting married if I am going to constantly fight with my partner

  • I didn't catch my parents having sex and I'm glad I never did

    • So lucky!!

  • I've heard and caught my mom having sex. It didn't really phase me

    • Damn how didn't it phase you

    • I knew about sex and knew she was getting it.

    • @SarahP080102 Was she getting it by your dad or was it a random man?

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  • No, thank god. I'm not even entirely sure if they even had a sex life.

    • Oh wow

    • Yeap.

  • I walked in on my mom masturbating once. About as close as I got to that.

    • I wouldve cried 🤣

  • It's happened.

    Did you ever hear or walk in on your parents having sex as a kid? How did you react?
    • It sucks lol!!

    • Mhmm.

    • You read what my dad did with no regrets 😂 He kept telling his wife “they can't see us, dont worry about then kids” 😂

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  • They had sex on the same bed as me when I was little. I’ll never forget it. They scarred me for life.

    • Daaaaamn how old was you 😂 they werent waitin for your ass to sleep lmao

    • I was 4 and I was asleep. They woke up with all that noise and shaking the bed

    • 🤣😭😂

  • Yes, 'All the time'

    It became very traumatic, to the point I asked for my mother to stop, and she did not!

    I understand why, but instead of treating me like that she could have just helped me instead!

    I brought myself up, from a very young age, and I still have plenty to learn!

    I no longer blame my mother, only wish she rests more than what she does now!

    She gave me a home, and food on the plate no matter the cost! I hope to do the same!

    • Yea i asked mine to stop to and that didn't work

    • Sorry to hear, unfortunately that is how parents wish to live their lives! Pretty sure a high percentage of people my age would be the same, if it were not for our parents having long and loud sex!

  • When I was kid, I used to sleep with my parents in their bed. One night I was drowsing and heard my mom moaning. I didn't pay attention at it and neither opened my eyes to see what it was. But as I grew i realised that mom was having her great time with dad and this still gives me goosebumps.

  • Nope.

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