Do cute/hot girls poop and die?

helphelpimdying Xper 6

ok they are so adorable and hot that it just seems impossible for them to poop. they are so hot that i shoot bullets at them and they bounce off the hot girl. is this true? i can't overcome this. i as well have a hard time wondering if they are conscious or have a soul or even think. if i tried to rape a hot girl would my dick evaporate? im very curious. it seems impossible for me to hurt them or make them feel good

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Is it because the girls i like have so much confidence? they hate me and think im crap. they seem so confident that if i pointed a gun at them they would do some crazy kung foo thing and kill me. if i try to beat them up they might choke me. I don't know girls are scary too

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ok i can't be the only one thinking this.

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Most Helpful Guys

DarkBlack9 Editor
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Bro, all girls poop because they're humans. And if they don't die why would they eat and earn for living? And if hot girls eat and don't poop what happens to their undigested food?
DUMB QUESTIONS MAN!

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- helphelpimdying
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  yes but they are so hot they can't be just a human.
- DarkBlack9
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  Lol you're mentally down man. All girls poop! I know hot girls are so exotic that you can't just imagine them having a normal life. But they do. Just message me, I'll help you to get rid of this crux :)
- helphelpimdying
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  whats a crux
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- DarkBlack9
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  A difficult puzzle
Anonymous
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I love girls. They should never poop and die. I want to massage their pretty pussies and finger their beautiful butthole and then lick my fingers clean
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TheLuckyPizzaDog Yoda
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No. Girls just don't poop. If they ever did by accident, they just rise again like a phoenix.
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Schrodingerscat Guru
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- helphelpimdying
  +1 y
  im not trolling i really need girls to tell me they are not immortal to make me feel better
zombiebabe Editor
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yes they poop n die
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- helphelpimdying
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  but they are so cute i swear they are angels
- zombiebabe
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  sorry to disappoint you then
- helphelpimdying
  +1 y
  im not disapointed. im glad i will have control over my girl >:)

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ThisDudeHere Master
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https://i.imgur.com/1fJeCKm.gif
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lucasnabizada Xper 7
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I'm the first to defend guys... But BOY you're shallow as Fuck lmao
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- helphelpimdying
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  ? what are you talking about
LucienFolter Xper 3
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You're the only one thinking this
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- helphelpimdying
  +1 y
  comeon they are so hot. they are like angels. i can't be the only one
Wingedz Yoda
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https://i.giphy.com/lT4sgCJwC7B4c.gif
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- helphelpimdying
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  i have issues
Yanoa_Yanza Guru
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Yes. I'll.. just leave it at that.
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ScottSummers Yoda
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www.quickmeme.com/.../...ff276a92f32e584aba349.jpg
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- helphelpimdying
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  ill clog my girls anal toilet
2shredded Yoda
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What your describing is a succubus.
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- helphelpimdying
  +1 y
  oh crap! is there more than one? what does she look like. im not sure which girl is one
- 2shredded
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  If the person in question is a succubus, or soul stealing demon lady, you will know, the male in question will do anything, anything, no matter the cost, to do her bidding. the best way to break the hold is to put a binding spell, or do a binding ritual over the succubus, all you need is 4 candles, 1white, 1black, 1 green, 1 red, a pinch of sea salt, a strong string, cord, or ribbon, preferably made of silk or other natural material, and part of the succubus, hair or something of value to this demon. het into a meditative state and concentrate on making this demonlady unable to move, unable to do anything at all, and as you visualise this, with candles lit, spread the pinch of sea salt into the piece of her, then wrap the cord tightly around the bundle and repeat, i bind thee from harming_____________, as many times as it takes until you feel it has worked. then go bury the peices on the east side of your abode, deep, you should be succubus free after that. good luck...
- helphelpimdying
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  damn this seems hard
Blackwatch8494 Xper 7
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no they don't poop at all
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Anonymous
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Is this another "I love girls so much I want to bash their brains in." post?
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- helphelpimdying
  +1 y
  that actually sounds hot
Anonymous
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no they poop cotton candy n they don't die
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- helphelpimdying
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  what flavors of cottoncandy? im excited to get a cottoncandy machine