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Sexual Health Do you think god watches me masturbating?
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Or am I just paranoid?
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13 73I think he's got better things to do
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Bible says God made men for His own similarity. Most men would watch you to masturbate so I guess God would do the same.
Oh no
😂😂😂i don't even know what to say
I mean, if your concept of god is Omniscient then by definition they must be.
He has you on full display on every big screen in the sacramental wine lounge for he and all his guest to watch as you do. The particularly best moments, he loops.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ho. HO. HOO.
In other words, yes. You are paranoid.
If, its probably his kind of pornhub
Biggest archive of "nothing"
he's watching along with yo ancestors. when you go to heaven they all gonna make fun of you for it
I don't know about God but Santa knows if you have been naughty.
If you enjoy playing with your self sexually with masturbation who care's if God is watching you God watch's everyone on anything their doing God watches you while you pee God watches you while you poop God watches you while you sleep and God watches you while your naked and God watches you while your getting dressed. Plainly enough God watches you on everything you do. 💞 💞
... the fuck?
Yeah that’s what I thought so I hope he doesn’t watch because it’s uncomfortable
Uh... I don't think watching an individual masturbate is high on His priority list, assuming He even has one.
You're thinking of Santa.
You are fucked up not paranoid
Why am I fucked up?
yes because god is everywhere at all times, he knows all too.
Interesting question, never pictured God as a peeping tom...
Ya god watches everything
He only tought us what to do and how to do so don't worry
If he don't like the may u do he may stop u 😆
He does. He's not actually watching, but he knows you're doing it.
I‘m fine with that
Thats alright then. You doing it too often?
I do it when I’m horny, at home and have enough time. What is too often?
Too often would be everyday
I do it once a day so I guess it is too often.
Well... how do you feel Bout this? Do you feel that you're doing it too often?
Not until you said every day is too much
Well... don't you find it that everyday is a bit much?
Too much for what?😂
Just leave it
Probably not. Sorry. Don’t take it personally though. I would think there’s more interesting things to watch... like this while Earl Thomas situation.
I‘m relieved he found something else to watch
He watches or has an angle watch and he writes it down in a giant book.
Then when you die he'll have an angel and St. Peter at the Pearly Gates bring it up, with dates and times and determine if you're really sorry or if the clouds should open up and you drop down to the hot place with flames and pitchforks and other masterbaters raking coals and screaming and moaning and asking forgiveness.
So I'd be careful.
Three Hail Mary's and the Lord's Prayer sincerely said should take care of it.
Until next time.
Yeah God would be interested in your jerking off.