Does a man's dog relate to his penis size?

[purplepoppy]

I was approached yesterday by a friend's corgi that wanted to play. As much as I like dogs I find little ones more irritating than fun. Sure they fetch things and roll over but somehow they're just not as satisfying to play with as big dogs. You can give a big dog a hug, a long stroke or wrestle on the floor with it but a little one just seems to get in the way. Funny enough this particular guy only has a small penis which got me thinking about guys and their dogs. I drew a graph of guys I knew and plotted dog size against penis size and there's definitely a correlation. My theory is guys choose dogs based on what size penis they have because that's the size what they're used to playing with.

[Lynx122]

I've always liked big dogs but I don't think there's really a correlation. I feel like people are way too obsessed with finding correlations to dick size :D

[integrale77]

Shit I haven't got a dog when are you free for a consultation as to what type of dog will match my penis based on your chart 😉

[Lliam]

Woof!

[Aakash_Hangargi]

I wonder according to theory is he hiding a bazooka lol🤣😂

[BuckWild]

Holy shit. I don't even know what to think about that. I don't have a dog. I have a cat!

[Chelsdope0]

That means you have a pussy 😎

[Tamera952]

Lame, no,.

[Ericalovescats]

Lool I'd like to see the graph

[TadCurious]

Does the line on your graph itself look like an erection? That would be cool. 🐕🥒

[purplepoppy]

Well it certainly goes up

[Ripper_E]

[yoganshB]

And what about those guys who don't own a dog?

[RyanK9]

No? Nose is more common

[MasRus]

Yes it has been scientifically proven

[genericname85]

nope. i mean i have no dog but i still have a penis xD

[Aakash_Hangargi]

You never stop to amaze me hatta of to your imagination and weirdly inquisitive mind 😂🤣

[coffeewithcream]

I guess I have to shoot my chihuahua and adopt a Black Newfoundlander for park walks to pick up girls.
:)

[SuccessfulHornDog]

You assumption is the opposite of what psychologists say a bout men and cars or trucks

[COMMODOREII]

Ok i think i get it lol

[Twalli]

So I am right up your alley with a first generation labradoodle. Also doesn't your queen have two corgis?

[purplepoppy]

Thought she had more. But the fact she never smiles proves her husband has a tiny dick thus proving my theory.

[Twalli]

Or it's because she's over 90 and has been queen since the age of 20. I think she's only a few months older than my grandmother.

[ask4any]

Wow!!!

[asshole_]

Nah!

[888theGreat]

my chihuahua was blessed with a big one based on weight and size. It would be like me having a 12 inch. So there goes your theory.

[REDHOTLINE]

What kind of scientist are you? And a girl also a young girl sex with how many boys? I get confuse when I read your questions...

[Veryhornyjerk2girls]

Well my penis is small about 7 inch max and i really like small dogs we have a tiny four pound Chihuahua. I love hugging them close to my body