Does anyone have a more embarrassing erection moment than I do?

[GoogleWasMyIdea]

I used to play football in high school and we would have to get a physical with a doctor every summer before the season started. Anyway, I was a sophomore and a hot female assistant had to do the physical on me. I got a boner instantly when she asked me to pull my pants and boxers down then she kneeled down. It looked as if she was about to give me head so I got naturally excited. I just closed my eyes and looked up out of embarrassment. She smiled before I did that because she knew I was turned on by her.
Worst part is she had to put her hands on my balls then I coughed. Then she had to pull back the skin on my penis to expose the head to inspect that also. She was doing this as I was fully erect.
This was by far the most embarrassing moment of my life. Did she have fun? Most likely. Did I? No, I was so embarrassed. Why would the doctor have a hot female assistant do that to a high school guy? Gee man.

[josephinelcajon]

Erections do happen for many reasons happy excited of course horny or for no reason. I have heard from doctors and nurses that say it is not unusual. I had a tight foreskin to the point we were thinking circumcision. a couple of times I was asked to deliberatly get an erection sense thats when I had the problem. I was touched stroked lubricated my foreskin stretched and pulled. I was either about to dry orgasm or shrivel up in pain. Growing up nudist certainly helped. I had a guy doctor he opened the door to ask the nurse to bring lube and tools then asked another doctor a girl to come in and did the same as he was doing. I was 9 although I masturbated I could not cum and was not turned on by anyone there nor embarrassed. The nurse was very young and seemed to be both embarrassed but wanting to see my penis to the point the doctor said an obvious "thank you" as in please leave. We all had a chuckle of my homework to masturbate frequently with a cream he gave me.

[Iron_Man]

Not me

[Hangry22]

That would have made a great porno. The hot assistant gangbanged by all the highschool boys

[Anonymous]

i do. and I swear every detail is real unlike yours but since this is your fetish and you plan on getting off to these stories, I not gonna tell you.

[Anonymous]

Bull fucking shit. But good story.

[GoogleWasMyIdea]

Swear on my own life that I will die that this is true.

[Opinion Owner]

Why was she on her knees though?

[GoogleWasMyIdea]

She had to bend at the knees to get underneath me. I was standing upright.

[Opinion Owner]

Okay. I won't say it didn't happened, but this kind of shit usually only happens in porn films. But yes, I can do you one better. A nurse once told me to undo my shorts for her and stuck an ultrasound, no gloves so far down my shorts it gave me a boner and made me cum. I didn't get it on her hand but she send me to the bathroom with some tissues, so she knew. I win

[GoogleWasMyIdea]

Damn that quick? Yeah I'm being legit. That setting looked like a porn film. She closed the door behind her and it was only me and her in that room.

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah. Like Jason Biggs. Lol Mine too.