Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health Numbers 22:21-38
King James Version
21 And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab.
(Clearly rose up refers to getting an erection while saddled ass could be spanking or use of bondage equipment)
22 And God's anger was kindled because he went: and the angel of the Lord stood in the way for an adversary against him. Now he was riding upon his ass, and his two servants were with him.
( the last line obviously refers to an anal gangbang)
23 And the ass saw the angel of the Lord standing in the way, and his sword drawn in his hand: and the ass turned aside out of the way, and went into the field: and Balaam smote the ass, to turn her into the way.
And when the ass saw the angel of the Lord, she thrust herself unto the wall and crushed Balaam's foot against the wall: and he smote her again.
( sword drawn in his hand means holding his dick. ass turned aside out= prolapse. thrust herself unto the wall=begged for sex)
26 And the angel of the Lord went further, and stood in a narrow place, where was no way to turn either to the right hand or to the left.
(A narrow place obviously refers to the anal passage)
So does this mean the bible approves of anal sex?
Does this prove the bible wants me to have anal sex?
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What Girls & Guys Said
5 38Yes, sodomy is preferred in the Bible. They even named a city after it.
I think Gos saw it and was angry, but the people said nope. We're doing it anyway.
Nope, but have fun if you want
Sure, by that logic
Yeah
Too long to read, but I’m sure it does!
Okay it’s official your my favorite person on here @purplepoppy sorry @brainsbeforebeauty & @jessiebellll
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I think they will not mind. @Brainsbeforebeauty & @JessieBellll are also very nice and we should love the three of them! :-)
It very well might... I love how you turned the bible into a sexual thing. Nice work.
Yes! i follow all and do fuck as much i can. no matter ass or pussy!
When it says "ass" it doesn't mean clapping cheeks it's referring to a donkey
Devil or angels you mean and yes what else you know
To quote a wise man...
Go fuck yourself in the ass.
Just kidding
No your getting the wrong misconception from what you are reading...
Anal sex is a sin.
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Biblically, Only in a marriage setting... “The marriage bed is undefiled.” Which means anything goes.
Nah, it just proves you are obsessed with anal sex.
LOL. No. Even though I’m not even a Christian to begin with but thats not how you read a bible or any holy book. You don’t just rip out some context that only suit you and adjust it to your own liking. But on general sense Christian do not forbids anal sex.
You should be teaching in seminaries. 😆
😂😂😂😂 Oh my fucking God! I'm fucking dieing! I wanna know what you're still doing on that sheep farm. You'd make a shit ton more money doing stand up.
You're like the Welsh Jimmy Carr 😂
as much as I know it doesn't do any harm to you if you don't do it too much and the bible says as long as it's not hurting you or anyone else it's ok