Girls, have you ever actually measured your man's length/girth/circumference?

[ChronicThinker]

Guys often refer to their dicks with all three on this site, asking women if their diameter, circumference, inch, cm, bone-pressed-length, lean of their balls, etc, are good/big enough.


... But, as a woman, have any of you actually measured as extensively as they do? Because I've literally never measured a dick before. I mean, if you have basic concepts of measurement, you can tell more or less the general length at first glance, but I don't think most women actually measure all of the aspects of dude's penises.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, offering measurements is never a good frame of reference. It's much better to find an object about that size and then just say "the size of a ___"

[ChronicThinker]

Yeah, like, average is about the size of an iphone 5.

[Opinion Owner]

Yep, you say "As long as a water bottle, not quite as thick" and that paints a much better picture than giving out a bunch of numbers.

[ChronicThinker]

Agreed.

[mikey112]

Most chicks measure with their mouth

[KatherineJ]

No, it’s big enough to make me feel completely taken, so I’ve never been curious about it’s actual length or width.

[kaewk]

circumference? what is this a math class?

[kaewk]

Haha, thanks angel cake ☺️😂😍

[Soft4u]

Great just what we need a girl asking a dick size question, like who cares?
Didn't think I'd see the day when a girl joins the Dick Measures Group, but here it is, don't you think we have enough guys in that group already?

[Aguysopinion4799]

This kind of stuff makes no sense to me, I mean, guys don't whip out a tape measure and find out the length, width and diameter of a girls vagina so why is there such a huge thing revolving around measuring a guys dick? T_T

I mean, okay, maybe you have your own personal reason but I personally think it's ridiculous -_-

And yes I did read your description, I guess I'm just having a dig at the girls AND guys out there who think they have to measure it to the last millimetre -_-

[MlleCake]

Never.

[GetzRekt]

Anyone who actually talks about bone pressed measuring should be stripped of their man card and given a poodle vagina.

[God_of_Thunder]

I actually only know my size because one of my exes and I measured it, together, lol.

She was curious to know, but she was also surprised that I hadn't measured it, myself. She thought it was something all guys did. So, we decided to do it, together, lol.

I guess I'd count that as half a point, as far as women actually measuring? 😂

[Elizzie]

Nah I don't measure, but I do keep estimates in mind (on the off chance I want to compare dicks).

[Gyrfalcon]

That's hilarious. Pm me

[CindyRuns]

I have this hilarious image of getting naked with a guy and before I proceed with him, whipping out a ruler and measuring tape from my purse and measuring his guy parts before proceeding and, if the don't measure up, telling him to put his clothes on and move on.

I don't get this whole dick measuring thing with guys !!!

[musicbrain5]

Once, but we were both much younger, stupider, and drunk, lol. I didn't measure around though 😂

[fauchelevent]

Nope. I know the size from my own estimations and from what he’s said but I’ve never been like ‘dude, let me measure to make sure’ 😂

[Hapinus]

Not really
I don’t really careehat size his package is and I’ll take his word when he tells me it is so and so. He doesn’t have any reason to lie to me

[GnarCute]

I do every time i get a boy friend.

granted i forget the little numbers i usually remember them for a while

i remember the last 6 o. o
6inchs
3 1/2inchs
5inchs
9inchs
7inchs
5inchs

[GnarCute]

I measure, so i know what what kind of cock sheath to buy them x'D

[anametouse]

Jesus Christ how many bfs have you had? They have to take a written exam and a physical before you date them?

[GnarCute]

@anametouse i've had several. its not that im a whore its that i usually get with them and realize they are not what i'm looking for and leave. most relationships i have with guys last 1-2 months 3 months at most.

[GnarCute]

most of the time its there never ending wanting to tap me and walk away attitude in bed that pisses me off.

[anametouse]

But you measure each penis right?

[ChronicThinker]

@anametouse I think she stated that.

[anametouse]

Yea just double checking

[ChronicThinker]

@anametouse Yeah, cause she might've just been "jking" before, right?

[anametouse]

? What are you on about lady fam? Sensing some hostility

[ChronicThinker]

@anametouse Other than you inappropriately placing a question mark at the beginning of that sentence, nothing. Relax, I'm not trying to rip your tampon out, I'm just tryin to understand your fascination/redundancy.

[anametouse]

I'm cool lol. Your questioning was throwing me off. Anyways currently I'm suspecting this lady fam has a hobby of dick measuring and I'm intrigued

[ChronicThinker]

@anametouse Wait, is your d/p Elder Maxon with pink hair?

[anametouse]

It is :) My game glitched awhile back. Thus Elder Fabulous was born

[ChronicThinker]

@anametouse You just dropped the mic on me and I submit to Elder Fabulous.

[anametouse]

Don't worry. You should be fine as long as you are not a synth lol

[ChronicThinker]

@anametouse But what if I'm on the same level as Paladin Danse? I'm like anti-synth but I'm lowkey a synth.

[anametouse]

Well. Hope the main character can put in a good word for ya

[ChronicThinker]

@anametouse It's fine, me and Nick can just rub our synth uglies together until we burn diamond city down.

[GnarCute]

Don't mind me just my post this conversation is being had on.

[anametouse]

*the prydwen flys over dianond city* Fear not citizens of the common wealth. We are searching for Nick Valentine and that low key paladin danse individual. Ad Victoriam

[anametouse]

@GnarCute you are a great host. I'll let you measure my dick after this, no strings attached

[ChronicThinker]

@anametouse I hope Preston Garvey fucks your mom … with his hat on. Lmao. #IactuallytravelwithMacCready

[anametouse]

Only if he sings this song while fucking her

[anametouse]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOaOz4Cy4ck

[The_shyguy]

Which one was the best and which the worst of all them tho?😅 can you give a ranking?😂

[Rodgerinho]

Have you ever thought that the reason your relationships last a handful of months is because of what you're doing? They want to have sex too often, they treat it casually? Well you're implicitly valuing them by their dick size and thereby completely cheapening any possible connection and intimacy. You also make yourself look like a conveyor belt of dicks. The message you're sending isn't good. Would you like a guy to whip out a kitchen scales and a measuring length, weigh your tits and plunge to the depths of your hole?

[GnarCute]

@Rodgerinho So are you jus goin around commenting on my messages? x'D

[GnarCute]

@Rodgerinho also i broke up with most of them, because they were not good partners lol, And it was mostly because they never listened to me x'D

[Rodgerinho]

So are you just going to comment on what I'm doing? Yes. I'm talking to you. Hello I understand, not being listened to, not even, you know fuck that. Not being HEARD, really understood, that's impossible for anyone to overcome in a relationship, it completely reveals a lack of respect. However. And no offence because Lord knows I've done things to women they didn't necessarily expect, but I really believe you're ruining things by measuring dick size. You're objectifying your relationship, it won't survive if you do that, it has to mean more. If you're a year or two in and you're completely comfortable with each other physically, yeah, cock a wry smile, drop to your knees and measure that cannon. But don't do it inside the first year, come on. You either make him insecure, and/or make yourself look like a sex option first and foremost. Guys don't bond with girls they only want to fuck. I honestly think you deserve more.

[Rodgerinho]

Good listeners are caring people. If you REALLY need to measure and judge guys, judge them on that and take it from there.

[GnarCute]

@Rodgerinho :3 i like how your judging everything about what i say when i gave very little info on it, it seems pretty condescending lol.

[Rodgerinho]

Well, actually, I listened. I related to you. I empathised with guys as I considered how that would be for a man. And I gave you very honest feedback in the hopes you can use it to modify your approach and be happier, because I'm innately driven to care about that. Typically that's a humble thing, I cared about your shit, your life, enough to engage you genuinely, I didn't just talk about me and ignore or pontificate to you. I don't think I was condescending, by the definition of the word. How about this. If you REALLY need to measure dick size from the get-go, have your dentist and E. N. T. specialist install ridges in your mouth and throat and measure that way, that way you both thoroughly win. Now you know for a fact I'm not judging you, I just offered a solution that lets you keep your habit, while still improving greatly the chance of becoming intimate with a guy.

[GnarCute]

@Rodgerinho how old are you x'D

[Rodgerinho]

In days, or years. . ? I mean it's actually hard to answer when you consider conception and then viability of life, and over and above that, time is only a human construct distributed as a form of measurement of our existence. You, being an advocate of measurement, surely appreciate time greatly I'm sure. So honestly I don't know how to answer. Birthing day or conception day or the day we arbitrarily assign the valuation of life? To be honest I'm such a fucking hound really I prefer to use dog years, because it's cool to break multiple hundreds of years of age.

[neilsmart]

i've measured guy's with a ruler and with my throat

[Jon_25]

My wife measured mine once. I'd never measured it before, I don't see why I would. Do girls measure their vaginas?

[JimRSmith]

I don't know if this will or won't surprise you, but I never have, either...

[QueenofCups]

I have never done that.

[xTom98]

Never had my dick measured by a chick 😅

[passinby]

I measure the depth of my girlfriend s when we have sex.

[Jjpayne]

This is interesting! What would the benefit of this be?

[funguy90]

I've measured myself for fun, but never had a girl measure me.

[CarpetDenim]

No and I probably never would

[disgustingweebtrash]

I love you