Guys, what’s the first thing that goes through your head when a woman online tells you she’s a lesbian?

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Ez-Bri-Z · Accepted Answer

If my dms are to be trusted their thoughts usually go like this.

¹That's hot
²I wonder if she has hooked up with a guy before
³I wonder if she will hook up with me
⁴She said no, maybe she is more comfortable with a threesome
⁵She says she doesn't want to be penetrated. That's weird. Maybe I can hook up with her wife instead. Just keeping the dream alive.
⁶Why is she ignoring my messages now? I thought we were getting along great.
⁷Oh! I know how to impress her. I'll talk about how I am touching myself to her photo and how big I am.
⁸Wait... she was serious about the not liking dick thing?
⁹should I move on or try to convert her by sending a photo? Photo of course. Duh.
¹⁰ I can't believe she called me out on the app. Bitch!

Some can be really cool about things though 😊

Lillie_xo · Accepted Answer

a lot of the time when i mention it to guys they only wanna know about my sexx life with my girlfriend （ꐦ𝅒_𝅒）

MCheetah · Accepted Answer

If I hear a girl is queer (homosexual, but "hates labels") in any way, shape, or form, it kills 100% of all and any attraction that might have been had there. Yes, some women aren't 100% lesbians (they're part-timers), but the fact still remains. Queer people are super-gross as dating options. Though I have a lot more respect for the full-on lesbians; at least they don't try to use and manipulate men, while their genitals are reserved for all women. They're also more likely to be monogamous as well, while the part-timers are almost never monogamous.

But yeah, besides dating being completely out the window (and let's be honest, women make crappy friends for men), I don't have an issue with 100%-homo lesbians. Only the half-assers and phonies bother me.

abc3643 · Accepted Answer

If she's attractive, then an instinctive part of me thinks "What a waste."
For instance, Venezuelan model / actress Patricia Velásquez:

Guys, what’s the first thing that goes through your head when a woman online tells you she’s a lesbian?

Given what I just wrote, I want to be clear that I am supportive of lesbians and have no problem with them unless they have a problem with me solely because I am a straight cis-male.

Being_a_good_Indian · Answer

Mostly tell because they think guy will start sexual conversation. Straight some also pretend to be lesbian. Just to avoid creepy guys.

TheorionMage · Answer

She has no inclination to participate in YOUR attempts to convince her to accept insertion of your genetic DNA laden sperm into HER body, PERIOD! ARE WE CLEAR?

(And... you BOTH eat and fondle pussy and suckle teats!)
I'd say that's the 'baseline'---

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

That it’s a guy pretending to be a girl.

JackSmy · Answer

Yeah, OK, SO? How am I supposed to react? I have a lot of lesbian friends, and it really doesn't surprise me.

TheBootyChest · Answer

Maybe now that we understand that we aren't going to romantic/physical/intimate we can actually get down to talking about things and get to know each other better.

FriendlyDrugDealer · Answer

Nothing? I’m like let’s talk women!! Let’s share wisdom so we both are successful in our dating lives! Mostly it’s me learning from them

BeenThereLovedIt · Answer

"That's hot"

KWill90 · Answer

She's on medication and has mental health issues.

ralphphilip83 · Answer

Threesome!!!

ForgottenFuRyan · Answer

Ewwwww

DrGrin · Answer

Interesting and maybe fun. I have a lesbian friend, I just love to tease her. :D

Nik1hil · Answer

" why is she even talking to me?"

rcljr · Answer

She’s a man hater

magiusX26 · Answer

"ok". then continue what ever else we were discussing. its about like talking to someone and they reveal they eat food minus the obviously or you would not live part.