Have You Ever Been Close To Having A "Sex Sent Me To The ER" Moment 🤔?

Have You Ever Been Close To Having A Sex Sent Me To The ER Moment 🤔?
Have You Ever Been Close To Having A Sex Sent Me To The ER Moment 🤔?
Have You Ever Been Close To Having A Sex Sent Me To The ER Moment 🤔?
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  • a couple of times when i was younger i got close to needing the ER due to something from sex.

    • Well luckily it was only an almost

    • agreed

  • Not exactly sure. May I ask you for a few examples of what you mean. At this point though, lack of sex is more likely to send me to ER. Or at least lack of sex with more than myself invloved

    • Like fisting a women in her butt and getting your hand stuck in her butt. Thats a ER visit Comdom fells off and stuck inside is another one Doing a mummification sex act. You forget about hole to breath though You loose a sex toy up yours or your partners butt. These are some samples

    • @humanearth lololol are those "examples" from experience lololol

    • Maybe? I won't tell on here

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  • No but if her husband comes home and you are caught unaware that could be one of those moments
    I'm kidding

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • Probably not best place the message you ask her the question read your bio. I thought it was pretty cool I was just going to message you message you to chat but it wouldn't let me

    • Yeah I'm not much for chatting by pm on here

    • Cool

  • Once was handcuffed to a pillar in the middle of the house as 6 girls took turn teasing me and sucking me, even after I had cum! Had to go to the hospital the next day for torn muscles in my bicep, pectoral and psoas muscle in my thigh... just from squirming and pulling so hard on the cuffs!!

    • Omg alexxx is that you?

  • I've had more dangerous moments jacking off than actual sex haha.

    • 🤣🤣 wait, how tho 🤔 lololol

    • Cut myself zipping up to the point of bleeding. Couldnt do it again for months and strung to the point of nausea sometimes. Used bad lotion that really irritated it and made it heat up and beat red, kinda blistery. Took a few months for that to get back to normal too. Masterbated with some sort of microfiber sheet that made all these tiny cuts on me. Masturbated with soap and completely dried all the skin and stung like fuck just touching it. Oh and of course the classic vapor rub trial and terror. That was absolutely horrible. Each time I was seriously freaking out like my dick was ruined and almost went to the ER at least 3 times

    • I'm sorry, not funny but 🤣🤣🤣 Damn, you lucky to still have your Weiner intact 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Miss brains muffins cannot sleep if she doesn't get naughty 🤣

    • Naughty? My questions are tame compared to some of the questions asked on here 😇😇

    • That's true! Other girls are just crazy teenagers, your a wise naughty queen miss brains 😌

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  • my third time having sex this delicious dumb creature decided to top me and balance or support his weight on my ribs, so he puts both hands on each side and goes in for the thrust that would grant me access to paradise something went wrong and he cracked my rib the wildest thing is that i still managed to orgasm 😂. the end.

    • Omg 😂😂 but yeah cracked the ribs, better at least gave you an orgasm lololol

  • Nope! Well if you count to deliver a baby, hmmmm nope that wasn't the ER, so no. Never..

    • That's good... Good to know you practice "safe"sex 🤣

    • I wear a helmet

    • Crash test dummy 🤣🤣🤣

  • Not yet 😊

    • Well that's good

  • Q - Q i've never done the sects... i'm a good noodle

    • Noodle huh 🤣

    • yus, i am a vury good noodle... fyi

  • No I have not.

    • That's good lol

  • My ex had a fissure coz she literally bounced without slowing down. That almost broke my penis and was very awkward to explain to the doc. But she got better and we knew better about size, girth, lube and her not to act like I'm a fireman pole 🤣🤣

    • Aww but firemen poles are so fun to slide down 😂😂

    • Just make sure to be well lubed lol

    • Well duh 😂 Astroglide 👍👍

  • Not an ER trip but my belly ring got caught on a guy's beard before. Other than that I only felt like I needed to go because I couldn't feel my legs after going to pound town haha

    • The belly ring/beard 🤣🤣

  • No, but I worked in an ER. One day this guy comes in in terrible pain. X-ray revealed he had a big dildo stuck way up in his large intestine and unreachable! YIKES!

    • That had to be embarrassing for him 🤣

    • They had to put a gerbil in there to pull it out.

  • No, but it sounds interesting!

    • For the admitting nurses and doctors maybe 🤣

    • You are right

  • No, luckily.

    • That's good 👍🙂

  • Oh gee 🤣💨

    • 😂😂😂

    • I bet you have

    • Wow why would you think that 🤔

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  • No but we had a sex nearly took us to to the police station moment. ( some foreigners are so easily offended and upset) lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • LOL 🤣🤣

  • No lol

    • Well that's good

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