a couple of times when i was younger i got close to needing the ER due to something from sex.
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
Well luckily it was only an almost
magiusX26
+1 y
agreed
MakeushiverYoda
+1 y
Not exactly sure. May I ask you for a few examples of what you mean. At this point though, lack of sex is more likely to send me to ER. Or at least lack of sex with more than myself invloved
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humanearth
+1 y
Like fisting a women in her butt and getting your hand stuck in her butt. Thats a ER visit Comdom fells off and stuck inside is another one Doing a mummification sex act. You forget about hole to breath though You loose a sex toy up yours or your partners butt. These are some samples
Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
@humanearth lololol are those "examples" from experience lololol
humanearth
+1 y
Maybe? I won't tell on here
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
@humanearth lololol but that answer kinda just did lololol
humanearth
+1 y
Nope your just assuming I did. I did not confess to anything lol
Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
@humanearth lololol
meeso13Xper 5
+1 y
No but if her husband comes home and you are caught unaware that could be one of those moments I'm kidding
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
🤣🤣🤣
Larson7Xper 5
+1 y
Probably not best place the message you ask her the question read your bio. I thought it was pretty cool I was just going to message you message you to chat but it wouldn't let me
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
Yeah I'm not much for chatting by pm on here
Larson7
+1 y
Cool
TickleMeForFunXper 6
+1 y
Once was handcuffed to a pillar in the middle of the house as 6 girls took turn teasing me and sucking me, even after I had cum! Had to go to the hospital the next day for torn muscles in my bicep, pectoral and psoas muscle in my thigh... just from squirming and pulling so hard on the cuffs!!
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Syrian_survivor
+1 y
Omg alexxx is that you?
WhiteGlazeXper 6
+1 y
I've had more dangerous moments jacking off than actual sex haha.
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
🤣🤣 wait, how tho 🤔 lololol
WhiteGlaze
+1 y
Cut myself zipping up to the point of bleeding. Couldnt do it again for months and strung to the point of nausea sometimes. Used bad lotion that really irritated it and made it heat up and beat red, kinda blistery. Took a few months for that to get back to normal too. Masterbated with some sort of microfiber sheet that made all these tiny cuts on me. Masturbated with soap and completely dried all the skin and stung like fuck just touching it. Oh and of course the classic vapor rub trial and terror. That was absolutely horrible. Each time I was seriously freaking out like my dick was ruined and almost went to the ER at least 3 times
Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
I'm sorry, not funny but 🤣🤣🤣 Damn, you lucky to still have your Weiner intact 🤣🤣🤣
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WhiteGlaze
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Hahaha true, thanks he's a toughy
Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
😂😂😂 well that's good
stormxXper 6
+1 y
my third time having sex this delicious dumb creature decided to top me and balance or support his weight on my ribs, so he puts both hands on each side and goes in for the thrust that would grant me access to paradise something went wrong and he cracked my rib the wildest thing is that i still managed to orgasm 😂. the end.
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
Omg 😂😂 but yeah cracked the ribs, better at least gave you an orgasm lololol
TonyMetal___86Guru
+1 y
Miss brains muffins cannot sleep if she doesn't get naughty 🤣
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
Naughty? My questions are tame compared to some of the questions asked on here 😇😇
TonyMetal___86
+1 y
That's true! Other girls are just crazy teenagers, your a wise naughty queen miss brains 😌
Hahaha 😂 Is this the cartoon version of miss brains muffins? 😆
Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
I wish I had that shape 🤞🤣
TonyMetal___86
+1 y
Your better, you just need to wear some high heels which are bad for your back 😉 Also to walk like a top model on fashion tv 💃🏼
Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
Yeah I'd fall flat on my face 🤣
TonyMetal___86
+1 y
Well it will be aired as the top model's bloopers, we see miss brains falling and king tony the 2nd saving her than he gets a big fresh muffins from miss brains but she won't be able to model anymore for the haute couture agency 😂😂
Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
I'm hardly model material 🤣🤣
TonyMetal___86
+1 y
Top models don't know how to cook delicious meals and bake special muffins, which makes you on the top misa brains 😌
Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
Aww thanks lolol
TonyMetal___86
+1 y
Your welcome 😊🧁
TunasubYoda
+1 y
Nope! Well if you count to deliver a baby, hmmmm nope that wasn't the ER, so no. Never..
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
That's good... Good to know you practice "safe"sex 🤣
Tunasub
+1 y
I wear a helmet
Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
Crash test dummy 🤣🤣🤣
Likes2driveMaster
+1 y
Not yet 😊
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
Well that's good
LEADFOOTboiYoda
+1 y
Q - Q i've never done the sects... i'm a good noodle
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
Noodle huh 🤣
LEADFOOTboi
+1 y
yus, i am a vury good noodle... fyi
CuriousMufuxkaGuru
+1 y
No I have not.
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
That's good lol
red_knightGuru
+1 y
My ex had a fissure coz she literally bounced without slowing down. That almost broke my penis and was very awkward to explain to the doc. But she got better and we knew better about size, girth, lube and her not to act like I'm a fireman pole 🤣🤣
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
Aww but firemen poles are so fun to slide down 😂😂
red_knight
+1 y
Just make sure to be well lubed lol
Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
Well duh 😂 Astroglide 👍👍
Reign_InterruptedXper 5
+1 y
Not an ER trip but my belly ring got caught on a guy's beard before. Other than that I only felt like I needed to go because I couldn't feel my legs after going to pound town haha
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
The belly ring/beard 🤣🤣
Guardian45Guru
+1 y
No, but I worked in an ER. One day this guy comes in in terrible pain. X-ray revealed he had a big dildo stuck way up in his large intestine and unreachable! YIKES!
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
That had to be embarrassing for him 🤣
Red_Arrow
+1 y
They had to put a gerbil in there to pull it out.
ValnacGuru
+1 y
No, but it sounds interesting!
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
For the admitting nurses and doctors maybe 🤣
Valnac
+1 y
You are right
msc545Master
+1 y
No, luckily.
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
That's good 👍🙂
mrgspoterYoda
+1 y
Oh gee 🤣💨
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Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
😂😂😂
mrgspoter
+1 y
I bet you have
Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
Wow why would you think that 🤔
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mrgspoter
+1 y
Cause im fuzzing in bubbles of light of the universe, it's darker than u think
Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
What's that gotta do with me tho 🤔🤷🏼♀️🤣
mrgspoter
+1 y
Well some mushrooms are good source of vitamin d too lady
Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
Okay 🤷🏼♀️
mrgspoter
+1 y
Here try one
Brainsbeforebeauty
+1 y
Thanks lolol
mrgspoter
+1 y
You drink this too
CubaPirateMaster
+1 y
No but we had a sex nearly took us to to the police station moment. ( some foreigners are so easily offended and upset) lol 🤣🤣🤣
What Girls & Guys Said
14 35a couple of times when i was younger i got close to needing the ER due to something from sex.
Well luckily it was only an almost
agreed
Not exactly sure. May I ask you for a few examples of what you mean. At this point though, lack of sex is more likely to send me to ER. Or at least lack of sex with more than myself invloved
Like fisting a women in her butt and getting your hand stuck in her butt. Thats a ER visit Comdom fells off and stuck inside is another one Doing a mummification sex act. You forget about hole to breath though You loose a sex toy up yours or your partners butt. These are some samples
@humanearth lololol are those "examples" from experience lololol
Maybe? I won't tell on here
@humanearth lololol but that answer kinda just did lololol
Nope your just assuming I did. I did not confess to anything lol
@humanearth lololol
No but if her husband comes home and you are caught unaware that could be one of those moments
I'm kidding
🤣🤣🤣
Probably not best place the message you ask her the question read your bio. I thought it was pretty cool I was just going to message you message you to chat but it wouldn't let me
Yeah I'm not much for chatting by pm on here
Cool
Once was handcuffed to a pillar in the middle of the house as 6 girls took turn teasing me and sucking me, even after I had cum! Had to go to the hospital the next day for torn muscles in my bicep, pectoral and psoas muscle in my thigh... just from squirming and pulling so hard on the cuffs!!
Omg alexxx is that you?
I've had more dangerous moments jacking off than actual sex haha.
🤣🤣 wait, how tho 🤔 lololol
Cut myself zipping up to the point of bleeding. Couldnt do it again for months and strung to the point of nausea sometimes. Used bad lotion that really irritated it and made it heat up and beat red, kinda blistery. Took a few months for that to get back to normal too. Masterbated with some sort of microfiber sheet that made all these tiny cuts on me. Masturbated with soap and completely dried all the skin and stung like fuck just touching it. Oh and of course the classic vapor rub trial and terror. That was absolutely horrible. Each time I was seriously freaking out like my dick was ruined and almost went to the ER at least 3 times
I'm sorry, not funny but 🤣🤣🤣 Damn, you lucky to still have your Weiner intact 🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha true, thanks he's a toughy
😂😂😂 well that's good
my third time having sex this delicious dumb creature decided to top me and balance or support his weight on my ribs, so he puts both hands on each side and goes in for the thrust that would grant me access to paradise something went wrong and he cracked my rib the wildest thing is that i still managed to orgasm 😂. the end.
Omg 😂😂 but yeah cracked the ribs, better at least gave you an orgasm lololol
Miss brains muffins cannot sleep if she doesn't get naughty 🤣
Naughty? My questions are tame compared to some of the questions asked on here 😇😇
That's true! Other girls are just crazy teenagers, your a wise naughty queen miss brains 😌
https://youtu.be/mr2ZERIFL4U
Hahaha 😂 Is this the cartoon version of miss brains muffins? 😆
I wish I had that shape 🤞🤣
Your better, you just need to wear some high heels which are bad for your back 😉 Also to walk like a top model on fashion tv 💃🏼
Yeah I'd fall flat on my face 🤣
Well it will be aired as the top model's bloopers, we see miss brains falling and king tony the 2nd saving her than he gets a big fresh muffins from miss brains but she won't be able to model anymore for the haute couture agency 😂😂
I'm hardly model material 🤣🤣
Top models don't know how to cook delicious meals and bake special muffins, which makes you on the top misa brains 😌
Aww thanks lolol
Your welcome 😊🧁
Nope! Well if you count to deliver a baby, hmmmm nope that wasn't the ER, so no. Never..
That's good... Good to know you practice "safe"sex 🤣
I wear a helmet
Crash test dummy 🤣🤣🤣
Not yet 😊
Well that's good
Q - Q i've never done the sects... i'm a good noodle
Noodle huh 🤣
yus, i am a vury good noodle... fyi
No I have not.
That's good lol
My ex had a fissure coz she literally bounced without slowing down. That almost broke my penis and was very awkward to explain to the doc. But she got better and we knew better about size, girth, lube and her not to act like I'm a fireman pole 🤣🤣
Aww but firemen poles are so fun to slide down 😂😂
Just make sure to be well lubed lol
Well duh 😂 Astroglide 👍👍
Not an ER trip but my belly ring got caught on a guy's beard before. Other than that I only felt like I needed to go because I couldn't feel my legs after going to pound town haha
The belly ring/beard 🤣🤣
No, but I worked in an ER. One day this guy comes in in terrible pain. X-ray revealed he had a big dildo stuck way up in his large intestine and unreachable! YIKES!
That had to be embarrassing for him 🤣
They had to put a gerbil in there to pull it out.
No, but it sounds interesting!
For the admitting nurses and doctors maybe 🤣
You are right
No, luckily.
That's good 👍🙂
Oh gee 🤣💨
😂😂😂
I bet you have
Wow why would you think that 🤔
Cause im fuzzing in bubbles of light of the universe, it's darker than u think
What's that gotta do with me tho 🤔🤷🏼♀️🤣
Well some mushrooms are good source of vitamin d too lady
Okay 🤷🏼♀️
Here try one
Thanks lolol
You drink this too
No but we had a sex nearly took us to to the police station moment. ( some foreigners are so easily offended and upset) lol 🤣🤣🤣
LOL 🤣🤣
No lol
Well that's good