How do/did you hide your porn-watching from your parents?

Lol I used to buy the expensive vids by accident and my moms boyfriend always got blamed ๐Ÿ˜‚ she knew her little angel would never be watching such bad things lol. She still doesn't know i ever watched porn. She doesn't believe in masturbating and stuff like that. In my house it was a โ€œbedroom doors stay openโ€ ordeal kinda. So in thhe early years, iโ€™d wait til my mom went to sleep then iโ€™d ease my door up and watch porn on low or mute ๐Ÿ˜‚ once i got a phone then i used headphones a few times (something i rarely do cause i find all headphones uncomfortable). Then my android caught a virus from pornhub or some crap and i became team iphone after that ๐Ÿ˜‚ Anyways, howโ€™d you keep your stash hidden... unless you had those weird parents who sit and watchh with you ๐Ÿ‘€ #FeelFreeToList #HideYoWivesHideYoPorn
How do/did you hide your porn-watching from your parents?
How do/did you hide your porn-watching from your parents?
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For those who dont realize i said DO for those who live with parents and DID for those who used to live with parents 🙌
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  • That was back in the windows 95 era, so they didn't even know how to use a computer. Lol lucky me huh?

    • Loll

  • If I had to: Bookmarks for tube sites on a concealed text file in my phone. Daily clear of history.

    • Lol same

  • I watched it 1 time by curiosity but never bothered to hide it.

    • Oh i see

  • Internet porn wasn't really around when I was a teenager. I had to hide a magazine. :P

    • Lol easier

  • I didn't get into porn until i got my first computer like year 2006
    than i kept losing windows cause the viruses would take over
    my computer than i had to keep restoring my windows back to
    the earlier time.. Also my late Mom was cool , i use to get HBO,
    Cinemax , Showtime , Playboy Channel but this day and age it's
    getting expensive. I remember watching a program Felicity and
    this Woman got out of her car and she showed her hairy pussy
    my Sister she turned the channel but i stood there with stiff dick
    of course i had to take care of things but my Mom was always
    cool about if i watched dirty movies on TV.

    • I dint remember felicity being rated R lol

    • Yes @DizzyDesii Yeah there was one called Felicity and she came out of the car and i saw her bush. That is all it took and i had to excuse myself from the living-room to take care of things. LOL

  • never being suspected for it😆😆😆

    • Me either but it still took effort to make sure it stayed that way lol

    • somewhat agreed.

  • First, I make sure when I'm watching porn I have it on the private mode browser. I'm the good girl in the family so they don't expect me to watch it lol. I always wait until they go to bed, then I close my door with the lock.

    • Sorry I forgot to say on my phone.

    • Yeah, I was the same way

    • Lmao i do private browser too 😂

  • When I was your age we had 8mm Reel to Reel. You don't hide that. Best I could get was stealing my dad's mags.

    The Beastie boys started changing attitudes. Love those guys.

    • Whats an 8mm reel to reel

    • Desii it's kind of negative roll earlier used to take photos in Kodak cameras through which you develop an image similarly this will be a movie roll which will fit in projector and pictures are displayed in motion..

    • @Aakash_Hangargi ohhh lmao

  • I used always incognito mode and was carefully and listened to every little step I heared

    • Hahaha i do that

  • Eons ago... before Al Gore invented the internet... the "porn" I had was magazines... hid them in my bedroom closet :)

    • I forgot about those lol

    • lol yes I did too until this question. I remember Penthouse Forum was a really hot one - plus regular Penthouse and Playboy. And... just to share, National Geographic was for many teen boys way back when the first "porn" when an issue would do a story on a tribe somewhere and get to see BOOBIES!!! lol :)

    • Jugs, penthouse, easy rider, ebony... great paperbackreading porn too

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  • Oh I have had plenty of near misses alright. Bcoz I was pretty stupid. But the Dom toretto inside me somehow came out of those situations unscathed. Lol

    • 😂😂😂

  • I have nothing to hide because I don't watch it.

    • Okay

  • they never checked my phone or laptop so didn't care... she only looked at my browsing history once and i jus denied ever watching the porn lol, very embarrasing,

    why do perv parents investigate their childs internet history anyway?
    thats kinda weird and pervy... it should be a private thing

    • Lmao mine never did that but she would cover our eyes diring sex scenes in a movie

    • i bet, because that would be uncomfortable to watch with ur parents lol

    • Iโ€™d spread her fingers to peek 😂

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  • I accessed porn after my first smartphone at age of 15 so never had no problem of hiding.. Phone always has password..
    And I change video files format by renaming..
    It's basics of Linux But works In Android so Porns cannot be opened in one click and my parents are dumb with tech so they would never find my collection even if gave them my unlocked phones.

    Although after 18 I was no longer worried about them finding out

    • I still worry 😂

    • Eh!.. You are a girl and religious peer pressure makes it shunned.. But my parents aren't that religious and I am Atheist!.. So Porns not a big deal.. However they never had the bird and Bees talk with me.. They skipped it.. So porn conversation got skipped too.. Also I don't think my mom is ever aware that Porns exist.. She neither speaks English.. Nor knows how to surf the internet.. My dad knows about porn.. In fact first time i saw porn was in my dad's phone.. He had 2 memory cards he would swap them when he was in and outside the house.. One time returning from trip he forgot to swap the card.. And as usual I took my earphones and with his permission took his phone to listen to radio.. Which I usually did.. But this time I took phone on roof.. I noticed gallery was different! With sexual pictures.. I was 14 must be August of 2011.. So I went on file manager and found video.. It was pretty basic stuff, a sleeping lady is banged by a guy.. Very soft core porn.. But BOY OH!.. BOY !.. it was my first time and I had a massive boner.. I was super wet.. First time I wet my undies with my pré cum juice.. I still remember it.. Now if I saw that porn.. I wouldn't even get an Erection... I watch very advanced stuff now..

  • Sorta lol

    • How so

  • I moved out of my parents house at 18 so I kinda hid my porn easily, I had 3 older brothers though and growing up I found porn under every mattress, every secret space in a cupboard, every secret space, so they had poor hiding skills! lol

    • Yeah by the time I was 14 I had a boxful under my bed. including some very interesting subject matter from a brother who still doesn't know I know , you know? Unfortunately I went hunting for a week. With my girlfriend (no my mom was not on the list of those needing to know) and upon my empty handed (no pun intended) return I discovered good 'll mom had cleaned my room. ... well I had a week of sex in the great outdoors to fill in. Thanks for reading

    • Daaaang

  • why hide it proudly boast it.
    yeah moms and pops i be watching that freaky shit🥴😇

    • 😂😂😂 yea that dont work in a christian household

    • oh that's why my parents cried so hard they started to throw up

  • Never had to hide anything

    • Oh ok

    • Lost my parent & didn't care anyway

  • Never had to hide it, I was living on my own when I discovered internet porn.. I was 16.. If you wanna know why I can tell you..

  • I didn't have to, cause for one didn't Snoop through my stuff and also they didn't have any objections to masturbation anyway.

    • My parents didn't snoop either but sheโ€™d wonder why my door was pushed up

    • i just told my parents: hey i would like you to start knocking at my door before coming in. i could also lock it which i did but well they never burst in on me cause in my family we respect each others legitimate wishes for privacy.

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